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bluesox4 says FML
FMyLife | 6 Feb 2012, 12:50 am
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
hudd357mag says FML
FMyLife | 6 Feb 2012, 12:35 am
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
dadadoo says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 11:09 pm
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
tkr says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 10:14 pm
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
MahSquito says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 9:14 pm
Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
rattrap says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 8:13 pm
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
Anonymous says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 3:41 pm
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
KDM says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 2:39 pm
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
CaityLovesBo says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 1:49 pm
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Anonymous says FML
FMyLife | 5 Feb 2012, 10:45 am
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
