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What’s on – Walking with Dinosaurs That Are Mashed on Drugs
The Daily Mash | 18 May 2012, 1:18 pm
Huge lizards off their tits.
Receptionist shocked to discover sidebar fame
The Daily Mash | 18 May 2012, 8:53 am
A 22-YEAR-OLD Londoner has been amazed to find more than a hundred stories about her weight, dress sense and love life on the Daily Mail's website.
Owen vows to continue top-flight sitting
The Daily Mash | 18 May 2012, 8:20 am
MICHAEL Owen believes his career in being seated can continue at the highest level after leaving Manchester United.
Euros disintegrating in sunlight
The Daily Mash | 18 May 2012, 7:45 am
EURO banknotes are dissolving into thin air at the touch of the sun as if they were never real.
Yoda: Corporate bitch I now am
The Daily Mash | 18 May 2012, 7:39 am
ONCE-GREAT Jedi Master Yoda will flog anything for cash, it has emerged.
The perfect mentally-unhinged macaron recipe
The Daily Mash | 17 May 2012, 11:07 am
HOW to make macarons while struggling with your legion of inner demons.
Online comment-writers to get own internet
The Daily Mash | 17 May 2012, 8:20 am
A NEW internet is to be created for people who like writing comments, so everyone else can enjoy surfing the web without their torrents of bile.
England fans gripped by opposite of fever
The Daily Mash | 17 May 2012, 7:33 am
THE announcement of England’s squad has triggered no excitement ahead of the Euro 2012 tournament.
UK ‘will return to Stone Age by 2014′
The Daily Mash | 17 May 2012, 7:33 am
BRITAIN will be a prehistoric barter economy within two years, the Bank of England has predicted.
Joey Barton ‘based personality on Swayze in Road House’
The Daily Mash | 16 May 2012, 8:14 am
FOOTBALLER Joey Barton has confessed to stealing his philosophising tough guy persona from the lead character in the 1989 movie Road House.
