News with a humourous edge
University of Life announces all courses to be taught via Facebook memes and weird YouTube channels from September
9 June 2026 @ 11:59 am
Students at the University of Life will be able to get all the education they need from Facebook memes and obscure YouTube channels from September, it has announced.“Boos were actually just Woohoos! from all the deep-voiced alpha males in the crowd” insists Trump
9 June 2026 @ 11:22 am
Donald Trump has dismissed reports that he was booed by thousands of spectators during an NBA Finals game in New York, insisting the crowd were actually enthusiastically shouting "Woohoo!" in support of him.Visiting football fans warned not to shout ‘Shoot!’ during US World Cup games
9 June 2026 @ 10:02 am
Early warnings have been issued for fans to modify their language in advance of the 2026 World Cup because it will partially take place in a country where gun laws seem to actively encourage people to shoot each other.West Ham quietly scrap plans for ‘David Sullivan Stand’
9 June 2026 @ 8:57 am
West Ham United have quietly scrapped plans for a ‘David Sullivan Stand’ at the London Stadium, it’s been revealed. Ceasefire going swimmingly
8 June 2026 @ 11:59 am
Laurence Fox’s annual burning of the Pride flag a handy reminder for Brits they can start mowing the lawn again
8 June 2026 @ 11:19 am
Britons across the country have welcomed Laurence Fox’s yearly incineration of a Pride flag as a helpful signal that “No Mow May” has officially ended and it's now socially acceptable to attack your overgrown lawn with a strimmer.Harry Kane spotted inside large ball of cotton wool
8 June 2026 @ 10:04 am
Harry Kane has been spotted wrapped up inside an extra large ball of cotton wool it is revealed today.“It was easier to Tweet about Henry Nowak, instead of all the US school shooting victims, because of Twitter’s character limit” insists JD Vance
7 June 2026 @ 8:36 am
US Vice President JD Vance has defended his decision to weigh in on the murder of Henry Nowak, insisting that if he tweeted the names of all the children shot in schools in America, he wouldn't have enough room left in the tweet to discuss anything else.Nigel Farage spends D-Day anniversary reminiscing about the time he addressed a far-right rally in Germany
6 June 2026 @ 3:49 pm
Today, British citizens across the country will be remembering the D-Day landings on their 82nd anniversary, including Nigel Farage who spoke at a German rally for far-right political party AfD just a few short years ago.Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor ran ‘Find the Lady’ game in St James Park for thirty years
5 June 2026 @ 11:10 am
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor received an undisclosed, supplementary income from a ‘Find the Lady’ game he ran in St. James’s Park over thirty years, the public spending watchdog has revealed.