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University of Life announces all courses to be taught via Facebook memes and weird YouTube channels from September

9 June 2026 @ 11:59 am

Man shocked by what he is seeing on his laptopStudents at the University of Life will be able to get all the education they need from Facebook memes and obscure YouTube channels from September, it has announced.

“Boos were actually just Woohoos! from all the deep-voiced alpha males in the crowd” insists Trump

9 June 2026 @ 11:22 am

Trump being booed at NY Knicks gameDonald Trump has dismissed reports that he was booed by thousands of spectators during an NBA Finals game in New York, insisting the crowd were actually enthusiastically shouting "Woohoo!" in support of him.

Visiting football fans warned not to shout ‘Shoot!’ during US World Cup games

9 June 2026 @ 10:02 am

American Trump supporter with a rifleEarly warnings have been issued for fans to modify their language in advance of the 2026 World Cup because it will partially take place in a country where gun laws seem to actively encourage people to shoot each other.

West Ham quietly scrap plans for ‘David Sullivan Stand’

9 June 2026 @ 8:57 am

London stadium West HamWest Ham United have quietly scrapped plans for a ‘David Sullivan Stand’ at the London Stadium, it’s been revealed. 

Ceasefire going swimmingly

8 June 2026 @ 11:59 am

Donald Trump giving thumbs up in oval officeThe ceasefire between the US, Israel and Iran is going absolutely swimmingly, representatives of each country have insisted. 

Laurence Fox’s annual burning of the Pride flag a handy reminder for Brits they can start mowing the lawn again

8 June 2026 @ 11:19 am

Laurence Fox burning a pride flagBritons across the country have welcomed Laurence Fox’s yearly incineration of a Pride flag as a helpful signal that “No Mow May” has officially ended and it's now socially acceptable to attack your overgrown lawn with a strimmer.

Harry Kane spotted inside large ball of cotton wool

8 June 2026 @ 10:04 am

Harry Kane wrapped in cotton woolHarry Kane has been spotted wrapped up inside an extra large ball of cotton wool it is revealed today.

“It was easier to Tweet about Henry Nowak, instead of all the US school shooting victims, because of Twitter’s character limit” insists JD Vance

7 June 2026 @ 8:36 am

JD Vance using phone in the White HouseUS Vice President JD Vance has defended his decision to weigh in on the murder of Henry Nowak, insisting that if he tweeted the names of all the children shot in schools in America, he wouldn't have enough room left in the tweet to discuss anything else.

Nigel Farage spends D-Day anniversary reminiscing about the time he addressed a far-right rally in Germany

6 June 2026 @ 3:49 pm

Nigel Farage happy memoriesToday, British citizens across the country will be remembering the D-Day landings on their 82nd anniversary, including Nigel Farage who spoke at a German rally for far-right political party AfD just a few short years ago.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor ran ‘Find the Lady’ game in St James Park for thirty years

5 June 2026 @ 11:10 am

Andrew playing find the ladyAndrew Mountbatten-Windsor received an undisclosed, supplementary income from a ‘Find the Lady’ game he ran in St. James’s Park over thirty years, the public spending watchdog has revealed.

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Police issue update on condition of woman injured in Orpington hit-and-run

9 June 2026 @ 6:21 pm

Police have issued an update on the condition of a woman who was hit by a car in Orpington. 

Fundraiser for 'kind' man who died after Sidcup assault raises more than £8,000

9 June 2026 @ 5:54 pm

A GoFundMe launched in memory of a “kind” man who died after an assault near a Sidcup pub has raised more than £8,000.

How a £10,000 donation is helping keep a crucial London charity operational

9 June 2026 @ 5:00 pm

A £10,000 donation has been awarded to London Search and Rescue (LonSAR) by London Freemasons, to go towards covering operational expenses.

Parents ‘gobsmacked’ after Erith nursery worker BIT their young son

9 June 2026 @ 4:00 pm

Amanda Byrne was a manager at Little Stars Nursery, in Whitehall Lane, Erith, when she bit a child last year - the boy's parents have told News Shopper they are 'gobsmacked'.

Overcrowding concern as Thameslink to cut services through south London this summer

9 June 2026 @ 4:00 pm

Thameslink train services through south east London are facing cuts this summer as part of timetable changes, sparking concern.

Belvedere man jailed for role in Essex drugs gang

9 June 2026 @ 2:25 pm

Belvedere man Junior Brown was jailed at Basildon Crown Court for peddling crack cocaine and heroin in south Essex.

Police search area near Thamesmead recycling centre – what we know so far

9 June 2026 @ 1:33 pm

Police cordon off Greenwich Reuse and Recycling Centre in Thamesmead, London, as officers search the area on Nathan Way. Incident details unconfirmed.

Police search land within cordon in Thamesmead

9 June 2026 @ 1:15 pm

Police have cordoned an area of land on Nathan Way today (June 9). Read our blog for live updates.

New Clink café to steer young people away from crime through hospitality

9 June 2026 @ 12:23 pm

The Clink Training Café in Herne Hill, south London, is the latest project from The Clink Charity, best known for its rehabilitation work.

Man treated after HUGE fire breaks out at recycling centre in south east London

9 June 2026 @ 11:49 am

A man was treated at the scene after a fire at a recycling centre in Bermondsey burned for more than six hours and sent huge plumes of smoke across the capital.

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Mysterious ‘Doomsday Trumpets’ Heard Near AI Data Centers Worldwide  

8 June 2026 @ 9:21 pm

Residents living near massive AI data centers across America and the globe are reporting an eerie phenomenon that many are calling “the Trumpets of the Apocalypse.” From rural Texas to the outskirts of Dublin, from [...] The post Mysterious ‘Doomsday Trumpets’ Heard Near AI Data Centers Worldwide   appeared first on The People's Voice.

‘Become Superhuman or Get Left Behind’: Millions of Chinese Line Up to Become Cyborgs as CCP Launches NEO Brain Chip

8 June 2026 @ 7:14 pm

The Chinese Communist Party has officially kicked off the age of the cyborg. While Elon Musk’s Neuralink continues navigating regulatory hurdles in the US, China has surged ahead with the launch of NEO — the world’s first [...] The post ‘Become Superhuman or Get Left Behind’: Millions of Chinese Line Up to Become Cyborgs as CCP Launches NEO Brain Chip appeared first on The People's Voice.

Spencer Pratt Calls Out ‘Rigged Election’ After ‘Crooked’ Late-Night Ballot Dump in LA Mayoral Race

8 June 2026 @ 6:52 pm

Los Angeles mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt has fallen to third place in the LA mayoral primary after a deeply suspicious late ballot dump overwhelmingly favored Democrat candidates, pushing City Councilwoman Nithya Raman into projected runoff [...] The post Spencer Pratt Calls Out ‘Rigged Election’ After ‘Crooked’ Late-Night Ballot Dump in LA Mayoral Race appeared first on The People's Voice.

Bombshell Report: Israeli Intelligence Agents Caught Infiltrating Presidential Security Operations

7 June 2026 @ 6:00 pm

One of the most explosive admissions in modern US-Israel history has just slipped into the pages of The New York Times. According to the report, Israeli Shin Bet agents were allegedly caught attempting to plant a [...] The post Bombshell Report: Israeli Intelligence Agents Caught Infiltrating Presidential Security Operations appeared first on The People's Voice.

The View’s Sunny Hostin Trashes ‘One-Star Country’ USA Ahead of 250th Anniversary: ‘I’m Embarrassed to Be American’

6 June 2026 @ 7:06 pm

“The View” co-host Sunny Hostin ignited fierce backlash after declaring that the United States is a “failed experiment” and “international embarrassment” during a heated discussion about America’s future ahead of the nation’s 250th anniversary. Hostin [...] The post The View’s Sunny Hostin Trashes ‘One-Star Country’ USA Ahead of 250th Anniversary: ‘I’m Embarrassed to Be American’ appeared first on The People's Voice.

Bank of England Removes Winston Churchill From Banknotes After Report Labels Him “Elitist” and “Divisive”

6 June 2026 @ 6:41 pm

The Bank of England’s decision to remove Britain’s wartime hero Winston Churchill from banknotes came after research commissioned by the regulator concluded that he was “elitist and divisive,” according to local reports. The central bank announced in March that [...] The post Bank of England Removes Winston Churchill From Banknotes After Report Labels Him “Elitist” and “Divisive” appeared first on The People's Voice.

Leaked Michael Jackson Tape Reveals He Had Proof Israel Killed Princess Diana

6 June 2026 @ 1:34 pm

What if Michael Jackson knew exactly what happened to Princess Diana? And what if the same forces he feared were the same forces he believed silenced her? A chilling leaked phone call — uncovered during [...] The post Leaked Michael Jackson Tape Reveals He Had Proof Israel Killed Princess Diana appeared first on The People's Voice.

Bill Gates-Funded Scientists Announce ‘Universal Vaccine’ For ‘Viruses That Haven’t Emerged Yet’

5 June 2026 @ 6:39 pm

While the world was distracted by wars, economic collapse, and political chaos, the Bill Gates-backed pandemic machine has quietly been developing what scientists are openly calling a “universal vaccine” designed to target viruses that “haven’t [...] The post Bill Gates-Funded Scientists Announce ‘Universal Vaccine’ For ‘Viruses That Haven’t Emerged Yet’ appeared first on The People's Voice.

Canada Passes ‘Bible Ban’ Bill — Christians Facing Prison For Quoting Scripture Under ‘Hate Speech’ Crackdown 

5 June 2026 @ 6:06 pm

Canada’s Senate has passed Orwellian speech bill targeting Christians and religious leaders and banning them from quoting Bible passages that the liberal government deems “offensive” or “hateful.” Senators voted 45–13 to approve Bill C-9, legislation [...] The post Canada Passes ‘Bible Ban’ Bill — Christians Facing Prison For Quoting Scripture Under ‘Hate Speech’ Crackdown  appeared first on The People's Voice.

Attorney Exposes 600 Californian Schools Secretly Transitioning Children Behind Parents’ Backs

5 June 2026 @ 5:42 pm

An attorney group sent a letter on behalf of a group of concerned parents to California Attorney General Rob Bonta warning that approximately 600 school districts in the state are actively violating federal law and the U.S. [...] The post Attorney Exposes 600 Californian Schools Secretly Transitioning Children Behind Parents’ Backs appeared first on The People's Voice.

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Nasa names Artemis III crew in next step towards Moon landing - BBC

9 June 2026 @ 4:16 pm

Nasa names Artemis III crew in next step towards Moon landing  BBCNASA Marches Toward Artemis III Mission in 2027, Names Crew Members  NASA (.gov)Live Update

‘Disclosure Day’ Is an Unforgettable Steven Spielberg Sci-Fi Spectacle - Gizmodo

9 June 2026 @ 4:00 pm

‘Disclosure Day’ Is an Unforgettable Steven Spielberg Sci-Fi Spectacle  GizmodoDisclosure Day review – close encounters of a deferred kind in Spielberg’s conspiracy spectacular  The Guardian

Police call for calm amid fears planned protests in response to Belfast knife attack could lead to disorder – UK politics live - The Guardian

9 June 2026 @ 3:49 pm

Police call for calm amid fears planned protests in response to Belfast knife attack could lead to disorder – UK politics live  The GuardianMan arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after 'brutal' knife attack in Belfast  BBC

Ping-pong sponges, ‘black smokers’ and floating somethings: the secrets of the deep sea - The Guardian

9 June 2026 @ 3:43 pm

Ping-pong sponges, ‘black smokers’ and floating somethings: the secrets of the deep sea  The GuardianOnly 0.001 perc

Bank of England warns of AI scams as deepfakes of Farage-Bailey fight spread - The Guardian

9 June 2026 @ 3:19 pm

Bank of England warns of AI scams as deepfakes of Farage-Bailey fight spread  The GuardianFarage speaks out over fake ads of him ‘fighting on Question Time’  The Independent

Ben Stokes considers resigning as England captain after nightclub incident - The Times

9 June 2026 @ 3:15 pm

Ben Stokes considers resigning as England captain after nightclub incident  The TimesStokes shouldn’t lose his job for breaking curfew when the ECB’s failings run so much deeper  The Guardian

Badenoch criticises Macpherson report and calls for more stop and search - The Guardian

9 June 2026 @ 2:27 pm

Badenoch criticises Macpherson report and calls for more stop and search  The GuardianScrap legal equality duty for public services, says Badenoch  BBC

Apple’s AI promises are finally, almost, sort of here - The Verge

9 June 2026 @ 2:18 pm

Apple’s AI promises are finally, almost, sort of here  The VergeApple unveils ‘Siri AI’ in challenge to rival chatbots  Financial Times

UK to hit 30C this weekend - but why is it different to May's heatwave? | ITV News - ITVX

9 June 2026 @ 1:43 pm

UK to hit 30C this weekend - but why is it different to May's heatwave? | ITV News  ITVXTemperatures could reach 30C over the weekend - two weeks after last heatwave  Sky News

Sea drone rescues US army helicopter crew near Strait of Hormuz - BBC

9 June 2026 @ 1:15 pm

Sea drone rescues US army helicopter crew near Strait of Hormuz  BBCTwo US crew members ‘rescued’ after Apache helicopter went down off the coast of Oman  CNND

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London’s Gallery Scene Is Full of Contradictions. Its Art Is, Too.

9 June 2026 @ 6:45 pm

These are the shows worth seeing this summer. The post London’s Gallery Scene Is Full of Contradictions. Its Art Is, Too. appeared first on Artnet News.

Sandra Jackson-Dumont Wants Museums to Survive. Things Have to Change

9 June 2026 @ 5:35 pm

The veteran museum leader believes institutions must improve internal culture in order to transform public experience. The post Sandra Jackson-Dumont Wants Museums to Survive. Things Have to Change appeared first on Artnet News.

India Surges Ahead as Asia’s Art Market Splinters

9 June 2026 @ 6:30 am

Artnet data reveals sharp repricing across Asia's five core markets, though steady lot volumes suggest collectors remain committed. The post India Surges Ahead as Asia’s Art Market Splinters appeared first on Artnet News.

Dutch Court Sentences Thieves in Explosive Museum Heist

9 June 2026 @ 12:27 am

The crime occurred in January 2025 at the Drents Museum. The post Dutch Court Sentences Thieves in Explosive Museum Heist appeared first on Artnet News.

Templon Gallery Shutters New York Branch

8 June 2026 @ 9:16 pm

The Paris-based firm arrived in the city in 2022. The post Templon Gallery Shutters New York Branch appeared first on Artnet News.

Guimi You’s Ethereal Paintings Capture the Art of Starting Over

8 June 2026 @ 7:01 pm

The South Korean artist makes her New York solo debut at Lehmann Maupin. The post Guimi You’s Ethereal Paintings Capture the Art of Starting Over appeared first on Artnet News.

Kim Gordon Nixes Noise Show, Lucien Smith and Jens Hoffmann Mount Comebacks, and More Juicy Art-World Gossip

8 June 2026 @ 5:59 pm

MoMA's Party in the Garden, Jennifer Rubell's app launch, a P.P.O.W. meditation, and Marika Thunder's opening: It's an extra-large Wet Paint! The post Kim Gordon Nixes Noise Show, Lucien Smith and Jens Hoffmann Mount Comebacks, and More Juicy Art-World Gossip appeared first on Artnet News.

Nearly Half of Mid-Career Women Are Thinking of Leaving the Art World: Report

8 June 2026 @ 4:11 pm

New Artnet and AWITA research exposes the structural barriers driving a talent crisis, and what the industry must do to reverse it. The post Nearly Half of Mid-Career Women Are Thinking of Leaving the Art World: Report appeared first on Artnet News.

Arne Glimcher’s $50M Pollock Falls Flat in Sotheby’s Private Auction—and More Art Industry News

8 June 2026 @ 12:20 pm

Plus, Phillipe Vergne heads to the Bass. The post Arne Glimcher’s $50M Pollock Falls Flat in Sotheby’s Private Auction—and More Art Industry News appeared first on Artnet News.

Is the Mega-Gallery Model Collapsing?

8 June 2026 @ 6:46 am

Plus, Asia's art market recalibrates and a scandalous Modigliani heads to Sotheby's. The post Is the Mega-Gallery Model Collapsing? appeared first on Artnet News.

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AI inference moving to private clouds, Broadcom says

9 June 2026 @ 2:15 pm

The majority of enterprises now either run or plan to run AI workloads in private clouds, according to a survey of 1,800 senior IT decision makers conducted by Radius Tech on behalf of Broadcom. Only 41% of enterprises are now using public clouds for inference workloads, down from 56% last year. Meanwhile, the use of private clouds for AI inference has risen slightly, from 55% to 56%. “The key takeaway this year is that we’ve seen an AI tipping point, driving towards private cloud as the preferred platform for running these workloads,” says

2026 network outage report and internet health check

9 June 2026 @ 1:33 pm

ThousandEyes, a Cisco company, monitors how ISPs, cloud providers and conferencing services are handling any performance challenges and provides Network World with a weekly roundup of events that impact service delivery. Read on to see the latest analysis, and stop back next week for another update on internet and cloud traffic performance. Note: We have archived prior-year outage updates, including our reports from 2025, 2024,

Attackers exploiting unpatched Cisco SD-WAN flaw

8 June 2026 @ 9:53 pm

Cisco warns customers of an actively exploited high-severity vulnerability in Catalyst SD-WAN Manager, an enterprise network management system that has been targeted by hackers multiple times in the past. Located in the command-line interface, the flaw allows authenticated attackers to escalate privileges to root and take over the entire system. The vulnerability, tracked as CVE-2026-20245, is rated 7.8 (high) on the CVSS scale instead of critical because it requires local access and netadmin privileges to exploit. These privileges can be obtained via stolen credentials or by exploiting authentication bypass flaws, such as CVE-2026-20245 or CVE-2026-20127, which were fixed in May and Fe

Enterprise network teams are falling behind as AI raises the stakes

8 June 2026 @ 10:00 am

Enterprise network operations teams are struggling to keep pace with the demands placed on them, and the challenge is growing as enterprises prepare their networks and observability tools for AI workloads. Roughly 31% of IT professionals surveyed for an Enterprise Management Associates (EMA) benchmarking study said their organization’s network operations strategy is completely successful, a figure that decreased from 42% two years ago. That is one of the findings of EMA’s Network Management

New data center routing design cuts AWS networking energy costs by 40%, Amazon claims

5 June 2026 @ 8:38 pm

Amazon has started deploying a completely new routing architecture in AWS data centers which it says will deliver higher throughput from fewer physical switches while slashing electricity consumption. The company claims the architecture, dubbed Resilient Network Graphs (RNG) by the AWS Networking Lab researchers who developed it, offers a more efficient alternative to the traditional ‘fat tree’ topology that dominates data centers today. According to Amazon’s

Cisco: Latest news and insights

5 June 2026 @ 6:32 pm

Cisco (Nasdaq:CSCO) is the dominant vendor in enterprise networking, and under CEO Chuck Robbins, it continues to shake things up. Cisco’s momentum is accelerating across multiple fronts, driven by demand for AI infrastructure, campus modernization, and strategic silicon investments. Here’s the latest Cisco news, research and analysis. Cisco sees quantum networking as the future of networking June 3, 2026: Einstein famously dismissed quantum phenomena such as particle entanglement, s

Network jobs watch: Hiring, skills and certification trends

5 June 2026 @ 6:06 pm

Network and infrastructure roles continue to shift as enterprises adopt technologies such as AI-driven network operations, multicloud networking, zero trust network access (ZTNA), and SD-WAN. Here’s a recap of some of the latest industry research, hiring s

How Cisco IT cut observability costs by 86% and eliminated major network outages

5 June 2026 @ 12:54 pm

When several database clusters started failing simultaneously, Cisco IT had all the data it needed to diagnose the problem. The signals were there. Engineers saw them. The issue was that those signals were landing in separate systems that did not talk to each other, and the team had no way to correlate them in real time. What followed was three hours of war-room calls across three separate bridges. Engineers were on one call, debating ownership of the problem. Application owners were on another, waiting on the database to recover. Executives were on a third, trying to explain to business partners why users could not place orders. The root cause was eventually found, but the outage had a

Microsoft makes Linux developers feel more at home in Windows with Coreutils release

4 June 2026 @ 8:18 pm

Microsoft has announced Coreutils, a new Windows 11 feature that allows developers to run many popular Linux command line utilities natively on Windows from a single binary. Revealed at this week’s Build 2026 developer conference in Seattle, Coreutils is about reducing what Microsoft terms the “cognitive load” faced by developers when moving between Windows and other platforms. Currently, accessing the Linux command line utilities that are considered essential in many CI/CD development environments on Windows requires a kludge that involves either opening an emulation such as Git Bash, or a virtualized

AMD ships second-gen Versal Prime accelerators

4 June 2026 @ 7:41 pm

AMD has added three new chips to its Versal Prime series lineup, which is designed for space-constrained applications. AMD began shipping the first production units of the Versal Prime Gen2 Series last year. Two devices have entered full production, and a third is currently sampling. These new devices are designed to provide an optimized footprint and processing subsystem compared to the earlier models. Versal is AMD’s own platform, not x86 or FPGA. The Versal Prime Series Gen 2 devices combine high-performance embedded CPUs with programmable logic, video encode/decode IP, and support for DDR5 & LPDDR5X. These devices are built with scalability in mind, and target marke

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