Social Archives - Page 4 of 9

reddit.com

Rating: 6.8/10 (8 votes cast)

Tagged Feed, News, Social

Social ramblings from those who speak loudest on the world wide web. User beware.

📅 On This Day, 2021. The WORST FPL score of all-time. Bednarek scores an own goal, gets sent off and loses 9 - 0. 1 manager in the world triple captains him.

2 February 2026 @ 8:25 am

submitted by /u/FPLFocal to r/FantasyPL [link] [c

When you send your husband to the grocery store and realize your phone is on silent.

2 February 2026 @ 8:04 am

submitted by /u/mindyour to r/justgalsbeingchicks [link] [comments]

February 02, 2026 Daily Discussion & Transfers Thread

2 February 2026 @ 8:00 am

Use this thread for general daily football discussion. This thread can also be used to discuss Transfer rumours and to post Tier 4 sources. As this may fill up please sort by new to try and avoid constantly repeating the same question. Join our Discord for live discussion and don't forget to follow us on bluesky. submitted by /u/gunnersmoderator to r/Gunners [link] [comments]

John Lithgow says he finds JK Rowling’s stance on trans rights ‘ironic and inexplicable’

2 February 2026 @ 7:58 am

submitted by /u/Dr_Neurol to r/books [link] [comments]

What can I do about this on the freshly painted walls in our bathroom? Every time we shower this happens. I used Dulux bathroom paint and we’ve had a dehumidifier in there.

2 February 2026 @ 7:53 am

submitted by /u/tjb_87 to r/DIYUK [link]

Aitah for laughing and saying I told you so when my wife went back to work?

2 February 2026 @ 7:50 am

I retired one year age. As early as I possibly could. I'm loving it. More time with my wife. More time for my hobbies. More time for my grandkids. Loads more time for my dogs. You couldn't drag me back to work. I got paid really well so I topped up my retirement plan every year. I don't ever need to do anything again. I could just lay in bed and pay people to come by and roll me back and forth so I don't get bedsores. My wife is one of those people who needs to be busy. She cannot handle just puttering around the house. She is also six years older than me. So she retired after forty years with the school board. Forty years as a teacher. She has a great pension as well. Added to my pension and savings she doesn't need to work either. The day she retired I said she would not be able to handle doing just hobbies and hanging out with me and the dogs. We have three schnauzers. They are ill mannered brutes who we accid

Men covertly filming women at night and profiting from footage, BBC finds

2 February 2026 @ 7:45 am

submitted by /u/kiyomoris to r/unitedkingdom [link] [comments]

What’s one product your country makes ridiculously well?

2 February 2026 @ 6:43 am

submitted by /u/Neuwulfstein to r/AskTheWorld [link] [comments]

There was zero practical reason to do that, the character themself was just trying to look cool

2 February 2026 @ 6:36 am

The Engineer doing that instead of just turning around (Superman 2025) Jiren turning around and crossing his arms after attacking kale (Dragon Ball Super) submitted by /u/fhxefj to r/TopCharacterTropes [link]

Donald Trump goes on Grammy's rant threatening to sue Trevor Noah

2 February 2026 @ 6:12 am

submitted by /u/TripleWhiskeyShot to r/Fauxmoi [link] [comments]

https://www.reddit.com/ https://www.reddit.com/.rss

thepoke.co.uk

Rating: 6.5/10 (4 votes cast)

Tagged Blog, Feed, Humour, News, Social

The Pokes are the first and only awards celebrating British comic talent on the internet.

Laura Kuenssberg thought she had a real humdinger for Zack Polanski but it wasn’t the slam-dunk she thought it was – 13 business class comebacks

2 February 2026 @ 10:47 am

You don’t have to be a fan of Zack Polanski to appreciate this but it will help. Only a little bit though. Because it was a rather marvellous moment on BBC1’s Sunday politics programme where Laura Kuenssberg was interviewing the Green Party leader. And this particular Q&A caught people’s attention, a moment when it looked […] The post Laura Kuenssberg thought she had a real humdinger for Zack Polanski but it wasn’t the slam-dunk she thought it was – 13 business class comebacks appeared first on The Poke.

An American complained about the timing of the Australian Open tennis final and the entirety of the internet called him out

2 February 2026 @ 10:28 am

To the Australian Open men’s tennis final, where Carlos Alcaraz beats Novak Djokovic to become the youngest man to win a career grand slam. Tennis fans around the world tuned in, but one person who was apparently not among them was Eric Balchunas, an American financial analyst and author who wondered why-oh-why the match couldn’t […] The post An American complained about the timing of the Australian Open tennis final and the entirety of the internet called him out appeared first on The Poke.

Lee Anderson pretended his breakfast fry-up was a ‘cultural thing’ and ended up totally roasted – 17 calorific comebacks

2 February 2026 @ 9:53 am

Never let it be said that Lee Anderson doesn’t enjoy a big breakfast (although, to be honest, probably not many people suspected anything else). How big a breakfast does the Reform UK chief whip (ha!) like? This big. And not only is it a whole bunch of calories, it is also, apparently a ‘cultural thing’. […] The post Lee Anderson pretended his breakfast fry-up was a ‘cultural thing’ and ended up totally roasted – 17 calorific comebacks appeared first on The Poke.

Liz Truss spouting Trumpian nonsense about a supposed far-left armed insurrection in the US was more than even Andrew Neil could handle

2 February 2026 @ 9:46 am

We regret to inform you that Liz Truss has been at it again, and by ‘it’, we mean courting the attention of the far right, with absolutely no consideration for facts, logic, or even public safety. In conversation with Tim Stanley and Rachel Johnson on the Telegraph’s Daily T podcast, howling Trump-licker Truss sided wth […] The post Liz Truss spouting Trumpian nonsense about a supposed far-left armed insurrection in the US was more than even Andrew Neil could handle appeared first on The Poke.

Joey Barton’s tweet about giving football fans a bit of ‘rest bite’ had people dusting off their favourite malapropisms. These 17 were second to nun

2 February 2026 @ 8:14 am

Ex-footballer turned far-right commentator, Joey Barton, is no stranger to making an utter fool of himself, whether it’s comparing female pundits to serial killers, calling Jeremy Vine a “bike nonce” or just spouting general half-baked rage bait on Twitter, he’s always seemed to have a weirdly self-destructive streak. And now he’s gone and scored a […] The post Joey Barton’s tweet about giving football fans a bit of ‘rest bite’ had people dusting off their favourite malapropisms. These 17 were second to nun appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump wants to build the world’s biggest arch in Washington DC, and we can’t imagine what he’s overcompensating for – 16 savage takedowns

2 February 2026 @ 7:16 am

If there’s one thing that Donald Trump really cares about, it’s getting fkn idiots to buy cheap electric guitars, perfume, watches, and teddy bears, at massively inflated prices, all because he’s had the word ‘Trump’ slapped somewhere on the product. Trumpy Bear is the perfect stocking stuffer. I bought the deluxe version that comes with […] The post Donald Trump wants to build the world’s biggest arch in Washington DC, and we can’t imagine what he’s overcompensating for – 16 savage takedowns appeared first on The Poke.

You can pay Gregg Wallace to record a romantic or cheeky Valentine’s message for the one you love …or really don’t love. 21 funniest burns

2 February 2026 @ 5:42 am

Now that he’s no longer on MasterChef, having been accused of a number of inappropriate behaviours – largely towards women – which he vehemently denies, Gregg Wallace has been struggling to find a new niche. There were the inevitable attempts to downplay the accusations, including this swipe at his accusers. MasterChef presenter Gregg Wallace has […] The post You can pay Gregg Wallace to record a romantic or cheeky Valentine’s message for the one you love …or really don’t love. 21 funniest burns appeared first on The Poke.

Writer Joyce Carol Oates is coming for Elon Musk again with her devastating critique of him as a loser that ‘devalues’ every occasion just by being there

1 February 2026 @ 9:24 am

Last November, Elon Musk got into a bizarre feud with author Joyce Carol Oates on Twitter/X. The source of that fight was the report that Musk was in line for a $1 trillion payday from Tesla over the next 10 years. Revered writer Oates then posted this assessment of the man, which went wildly viral, […] The post Writer Joyce Carol Oates is coming for Elon Musk again with her devastating critique of him as a loser that ‘devalues’ every occasion just by being there appeared first on The Poke.

Boxer Jarrell Miller’s wig got punched off his head during a fight but it was the price he had toupee to win

1 February 2026 @ 8:03 am

Jarrell “Big Baby” Miller had a hair-raising moment in his heavyweight bout over Kingsley Ibeh at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night. Late in the second round, Ibeh landed a series of punches on Miller along the ropes. One punch made Miller’s head fall back, causing his hairpiece to lift from the front. It revealed […] The post Boxer Jarrell Miller’s wig got punched off his head during a fight but it was the price he had toupee to win appeared first on The Poke.

This Australian CCTV video of a strip club customer throwing a chair at security but hitting his friend is pure comedic cinema worthy of an Oscar

1 February 2026 @ 7:24 am

We don’t take much pleasure in making light of the suffering of others. But in the case of this Australian CCTV footage, we’re willing to make an exception. This news report from 7 News Melbourne has gone viral over the weekend and it’s no surprise why. Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men […] The post This Australian CCTV video of a strip club customer throwing a chair at security but hitting his friend is pure comedic cinema worthy of an Oscar appeared first on The Poke.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/ https://www.thepoke.co.uk/feed/