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Questor: We've lost money on this video game stock – but this is no time to sell - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 7:00 pm

Questor: We've lost money on this video game stock – but this is no time to sell  The Telegraph

English cricket mourns death of 20-year-old Worcestershire spinner Josh Baker - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 6:05 pm

English cricket mourns death of 20-year-old Worcestershire spinner Josh Baker  The Telegraph

Telegraph cartoons – May 2024 - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 6:01 pm

Telegraph cartoons – May 2024  The Telegraph

Mirror publisher suffers hit as Facebook downgrades news articles - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 5:50 pm

Mirror publisher suffers hit as Facebook downgrades news articles  The Telegraph

The new King Charles III England Coastal Path is intended to benefit all. Here's where to walk - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 5:06 pm

The new King Charles III England Coastal Path is intended to benefit all. Here's where to walk  The Telegraph

Gazprom swings to £5bn loss in blow to Putin - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 5:00 pm

Gazprom swings to £5bn loss in blow to Putin  The Telegraph

UCLA protest: Pro-Palestinian 'violence' won't change my stance on Israel, Biden vows - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 4:51 pm

UCLA protest: Pro-Palestinian 'violence' won't change my stance on Israel, Biden vows  The Telegraph

Kharkiv has been under intense Russian aerial attack for years. We hear about life on the ground - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 4:33 pm

Kharkiv has been under intense Russian aerial attack for years. We hear about life on the ground  The Telegraph

All that's left for them now is to murder me – but I'm not afraid to die - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 4:30 pm

All that's left for them now is to murder me – but I'm not afraid to die  The Telegraph

Thursday evening news briefing: Biden says protesters have 'no right to cause chaos' - The Telegraph

2 May 2024 @ 4:28 pm

Thursday evening news briefing: Biden says protesters have 'no right to cause chaos'  The Telegraph

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News with a humourous edge

Government reveals plans to outsource primary school education to Rwanda

2 May 2024 @ 2:38 pm

Government outsourcing primary school care to RwandaThe government has announced new plans for primary school education to be outsourced to Rwanda.

‘Normal’ relationships always involve the man pretending to be a cat and eating from the hand of the woman, insists George Galloway

2 May 2024 @ 12:20 pm

George Galloway as a catWorkers Party MP George Galloway has exclusively revealed that “normal” romantic relationships should involve the man embodying the role of a domestic cat and partaking in meals directly from the palms of their female counterparts.

DIY SOS team arrives at Manchester Co-op Live Arena

2 May 2024 @ 8:56 am

Nick Knowles arriving at the Manchester Co Op Live ArenaThe DIY SOS team have been called into Manchester's Co-op Live Arena it has been revealed today. 

Man checking ID at polling station treating the job like he’s looking for spies at Checkpoint Charlie

2 May 2024 @ 7:37 am

Man checking photo ID outside a polling stationAn officious twat is revelling in checking the ID of all the young people coming to vote in the local elections, according to reports this morning.

World Snooker Championship to launch replica kits

1 May 2024 @ 3:45 pm

Man in a snooker replica kitThe Snooker World Championship will aim to emulate the cynical money-making of the Premier League with the introduction of multiple replica kits.

AI tools pass new intelligence milestone after researchers fail to find a single AI that would vote for Reform UK

1 May 2024 @ 1:00 pm

AI data centreThe evolution of intelligent AI continues apace, with the latest milestone in its continued development achieved after it was discovered that no AI chatbot would be willing to vote for Reform UK.

We must stop the small boats so we can take care of our own first, insists man furious at taxpayer cash being used to feed hungry schoolchildren

1 May 2024 @ 10:23 am

A very angry man holding up his fistThe small boats migrant crisis must be stopped immediately, so we can focus on helping our own people first, according to a man who lost his mind when he found out Sadiq Khan wanted to feed hungry school children at the taxpayer's expense.

Concern that links to the Tory party could hurt Tories in upcoming local elections

1 May 2024 @ 9:36 am

Conservative campaignersAhead of tomorrow's local elections, there is a fear growing amongst Tories that links to the Tory party could hurt them in the polling booth. 

“We know where all the Rwanda deportees are, we’re just keeping it a secret,” insists government

30 April 2024 @ 1:58 pm

Parliament in LondonThe UK government announced today that it has definitely not lost track of those asylum seekers scheduled for deportation to Rwanda under its controversial new migrant laws, insisting that they know exactly where each individual is; they're just not telling anyone because, well, it's a secret.

Peter Kay fans urged to save money on tickets for his new show by remembering things for themselves

30 April 2024 @ 11:18 am

Peter Kay on tourPeter Kay fans have been told they could save money on tickets for his new tour by simply going on their own nostalgia binge.

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Journalism with an alternate far leftist edge.

CO Republicans revolt after state GOP demands support of Trump’s 'America-first agenda'

2 May 2024 @ 6:50 pm

The Colorado Republican Party's chairman is experiencing stiff backlash from candidates running for office after suggesting they should be enthusiastic backers of former President Donald Trump.According to the Colorado Sun, GOP candidates running in the Centennial State's June primary were sent a three-page questionnaire to determine whether they would receive the endorsement of the party ahead of the primary — a major break from past tradition. One of the criteria for an official endorsement is if a candidate supports "President Trump’s populist, America-first agenda." Colorado GOP chairman Dave Williams was blasted by candidates for appearing to put his finger on the scale over candidates with more raw voter supp

How Trump’s hush money lawyer is 'torching his reputation'

2 May 2024 @ 6:03 pm

New York City attorney Todd Blanche has often clashed with Justice Juan Merchan during former President Donald Trump's hush money/falsified business records trial. Yet Blanche has had a reputation for being a very skillful trial lawyer — a reputation that, Salon's Amanda Marcotte stresses in an article published on May 2, is suffering because of his work in this case.During the trial,

Deep-red state removes 28% of registered voters from its rolls in massive purge

2 May 2024 @ 4:59 pm

A 50-year-old Wyoming state law mandating regular purges of voter rolls just resulted in the removal of more than a quarter of the Cowboy State's registered voters, according to a new report.Local news site WyoFile reported that state authorities have removed approximately 83,500 names from its database of registered voters since 2022, which amounts to roughly 28% of Wyoming voters. State law requires that every February, the secretary of state's office has to remove all registered voters from the rolls who didn't vote in the most recent election. This means that any Wyoming voters who were registered in 2020 but didn't show up during the 2022 mid

'Definition of fascist': Yale historian details how SCOTUS is 'flirting with' the 'Nazi tradition'

2 May 2024 @ 4:54 pm

Donald Trump has been arguing that because he was still president in late 2020 and early 2021, he enjoys absolute immunity from prosecution in special counsel Jack Smith's election interference case — an argument that the U.S. Supreme Court examined during a Thursday, April 25 hearing.That day, the justices heard oral arguments both for and against Trump's immunity claim — which some lower federal court judges have flat-out rejected, including

McConnell says GOP shouldn’t 'get too excited' about chances of winning Senate

2 May 2024 @ 4:47 pm

Political pundits have been floating a variety of possible scenarios about the outcome of the 2024 election. In one of them, President Joe Biden is reelected, and Democrats flip the U.S. House of Representatives but lose their U.S. Senate majority.In that scenario, Biden, during a second term, could have a hard time getting his nominees confirmed — especially if the Senate ends up with hardline GOP leadership that is even to the right of Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), who is stepping down as Senate minority leader in November but plans to serve out the rest of his term.Democratic strategists have reportedly given up on holding a U.S. Senate seat in deep red West Virginia, wher

‘No place for antisemitism’: Biden denounces violent campus protests, hate speech and racism

2 May 2024 @ 3:52 pm

President Joe Biden made rare, unscheduled remarks from the White House Thursday morning, denouncing the recent violent protests on college campuses, and telling Americans there is “no place” for antisemitism anywhere across the nation. He also denounced “hate speech” and “racism,” while declaring his support for the right to peacefully protest.“There should be no place on any campus, no place in America for antisemitism or threats of violence against Jewish students,” President Biden declared. “There is no place for hate speech, or violence of any kind, whether it’s antisemitism, Islamophobia, or discrimination against Arab Americans or Palestinian Americans. It’s simply wrong. There’s no place for racism in America. It’s all wrong. It’s un-American.”“Violent protest is not protected,” Bide

Boebert complains about 'very disrespectful' protesters who chanted 'Beetlejuice' at her

2 May 2024 @ 3:32 pm

When Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado) joined Reps. James Comer (R-Kentucky), Byron Donalds (R-Florida) and Anna Paulina Luna (R-Florida) on a visit to George Washington University, campus protesters had a unique chant especially for her.The Daily Beast recently reported that Boebert's visit to the campus — where students have set up an encampment to demand their school divest its endowment from corporations with business ties to Israel — prompted protesters to chant "Beetlejuice" at her. The chant is a reference to a 2023 incident in which the Colorado congresswoman was

'Priceless paper trail': Newly-obtained docs show ex-Trump CFO played major role in 2016 campaign

2 May 2024 @ 2:34 pm

For decades, Allen Weisselberg was a fixture at the Trump Organization. But the company's former chief financial officer is now serving his second jail sentence at Rikers Island in New York City after pleading guilty to perjury charges.Weisselberg, now 76, won't be a witness for the prosecution in Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg Jr.'s hush money/falsified business records case against former President Donald Trump. But the Daily Beast's Roger Sollenberger points out that even though Weisselberg's "personal testimony may not be key" in the case, the former Trump Organization CFO "left behind a potentially priceless paper trail."In an article p

Noem sparks new backlash by insisting 14-month-old dog she shot was 'not a puppy'

2 May 2024 @ 2:20 pm

Embattled South Dakota Republican Governor Kristi Noem, under fire the past week after an excerpt from her new book revealed her boasting about shooting to death her 14-month old puppy she “hated,” has repeatedly defended her actions as proof she can do hard things that need to be done.Governor Noem, who has been considered a leading contender to become Donald Trump’s vice presidential running mate, appeared on Fox News Wednesday night and blamed the “fake news” for publishing excerpts from her book, which she has not claimed were inaccurate. She also insisted the 14-month old wirehaired pointer named Cricket was “not a puppy,” appearing to suggest that made the killing justified, a

Conservative judge with record of knowing what’s next predicts Trump Supreme Court verdict

2 May 2024 @ 1:48 pm

Former Judge J. Michael Luttig has been right on just about everything he predicted coming from the Supreme Court so far, MSNBC's Nicolle Wallace said. So, she wanted to know his predictions for the decision over Donald Trump's claim of presidential immunity. Trump's 2020 election case went before the Supreme Court last week after he appealed it from the lower court. Trump claimed that due to presidential immunity, anything he did while in office could not be prosecuted. Luttig began by saying

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