News with a humourous edge
Reform supporters trying to figure out where they’ve seen concentration camps before
5 May 2026 @ 2:07 pm
Reform UK supporters are frantically trying to remember where they’ve seen concentration camps before, after the party announced it would open migrant detention centres in areas that vote for the Green Party.Green Party announces plan to dump all non-recyclable waste in new Reform constituency landfills
5 May 2026 @ 1:35 pm
Landfills will exclusively exist in Reform-voting constituencies, according to a new Green party policy.Arsenal fans on verge of becoming insufferable
5 May 2026 @ 10:11 am
Arsenal fans basking in the warm, unfamiliar glow of being favourites to win the Premier League in May are said to be teetering on the brink of full-blown insufferability, following Manchester City’s deeply inconvenient draw with Everton.Confused Trump shouting out “D5!” to sink Iranian ships
5 May 2026 @ 9:21 am
A confused Donald Trump is wondering why shouting out random letter and number combinations from the game ‘Battleship’ isn’t sinking any Iranian boats. Reform disproves accusations of fascistic tendencies with pledge to punish anyone who doesn’t vote for them
5 May 2026 @ 8:20 am
Reform UK has today finally put to bed any accusations of creeping authoritarianism, insisting that its latest policy of threatening voters with punitive consequences is, in fact, “the exact opposite of fascism, if anything.”Grim Reaper given the hairdryer treatment by Sir Alex Ferguson
4 May 2026 @ 1:07 pm
Sir Alex Ferguson has given the grim reaper the infamous hairdryer treatment following an attempt to take him from this world to the next.Rudy Giuliani taken ill and rushed to Mount Sinai landscaping
4 May 2026 @ 10:36 am
Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani has been taken ill and rushed to what aides insist is “absolutely, categorically the correct facility,” Mount Sinai Landscaping, located conveniently between a bulk mulch supplier and a man who sells paving slabs out of a van.People who make tea in the microwave should be put to death, insists Britain
4 May 2026 @ 8:49 am
Outraged tea drinkers across Great Britain have today united in anger at the suggestion that microwaved tea is tastier and healthier than brewed tea, calling for capital punishment for irresponsible microwave users.Genuinely mad scientist excitedly smearing excrement on the whiteboard
4 May 2026 @ 8:38 am
After hiring a mad scientist in the hope of taking innovation to the next level, executives at a leading research firm say the initial results have been disappointing.Suspicious object at Peter Kay gig found to be joke that wasn’t based on remembering things
2 May 2026 @ 8:13 am
Attendees at a Peter Kay show were evacuated last night after a suspicious object was discovered in the middle of the arena, later confirmed by bomb disposal experts to be “a fully formed joke that didn't rely on the audience remembering things from twenty years ago.”