News with a humourous edge
Britons delighted that 25,000 people in a Manchester suburb have chosen their next prime minister
19 June 2026 @ 11:41 am
The United Kingdom has once again given the world a lesson in democracy by letting a few thousand people who put pies inside of buns decide who will run a country of 70 million souls for years to come.Defeated Robert Kenyon booked in to fix Count Binface’s boiler
19 June 2026 @ 11:15 am
Defeat in the Makerfield by-election hasn't stopped Rob Kenyon from getting back to the day job.Donald Trump confirms Iran peace deal moves World Cup final to Tehran
19 June 2026 @ 10:11 am
Donald Trump has confirmed the 2026 World Cup final will be relocated to Tehran as part of the United States’ deal with Iran.Keir Starmer starts packing
19 June 2026 @ 9:26 am
Sir Keir Starmer has started packing his bags, according to a Downing Street source today.Why losing in Makerfield is a big win for Nigel Farage, by Chris Mason
19 June 2026 @ 7:36 am
As the ballot boxes are being cleared away and the candidates make their tired way home, the dust settles on the dramatic Makerfield by-election. And it’s clear that, despite Andy Burnham actually winning the seat, the real winner here is Nigel Farage.Makerfield result suggests key Reform policy of being horrible c*nts may have backfired
19 June 2026 @ 6:19 am
Andy Burnham’s decisive victory in the Makerfield by-election has highlighted the Reform Party’s core manifesto pledge of being total cunts, a strategy that analysts suggest failed to translate at the ballot box.Peace Deal gives Iran full custody of Barron Trump
18 June 2026 @ 3:55 pm
Barron Trump is now under the sole custody of Iran as a result of his father's peace deal.Makerfield voters given historic opportunity to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop
18 June 2026 @ 1:10 pm
The Makerfield by-election presents a unique opportunity for Makerfield voters to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop, it has emerged this afternoon.Valerian Caesar declares outcome of Battle of Edessa ‘a great deal for Rome’
18 June 2026 @ 12:51 pm
Speaking from a puddle of his own blood this morning, Valerian Caesar has declared the outcome of his war against the Persians 'a great victory for Rome'.Gullible idiot already working out England’s route to the final
18 June 2026 @ 11:04 am
A gullible idiot is already working out England’s route to the World Cup final on his wall chart, according to his wife this morning.