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Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has won Dead Pool 387 by picking English Zooologist Ethologist surrealist painter Broadcaster and Author Desmond Morris who died yesterday aged 98.He was best known for his book The Naked Ape published in 1967 and … Continue reading →

T-shirts

20 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

I have dozens of them. They are separated into 2 categories. Smart and expensive and smart and not so expensive. I hope that doesn’t sound snobbish, but T-shirts are the things to wear year round in our climate, and … Continue reading →

Must see TV and other modish shite

19 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

While flicking through the TV guide the other day there was a programme featuring someone called Harry Clark who is “one of the most recognisable faces on TV” after winning the BBC show The Traitors. I had never heard … Continue reading →

Independent enquiry into rape gangs

18 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

A cunting please for that unicorn like creature the Independent enquiry into rape gangs or what ever it’s called. When will this sword of justice be flourished? When will all the victims get some sort of recompense, when will … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [387]

17 April 2026 @ 8:56 pm

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 386 by picking the Northern Irish Actor Finnian Garbutt who has tragically died from cancer aged just 28.Garbut starred in the BBC Police Drama Hope Street as PC Ryan Power.He also stared … Continue reading →

The Scottish Government

17 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

The clown show that is a glorified school debate club is a cunt, recently they voted against a bill which was in effect a vote against humanity, the assisted dying bill. Predictable voting patterns but the real kicker is … Continue reading →

Modern-Day Glaciers

16 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

Are CUNTS. Diminished versions of something that used to be far more powerful, majestic and important. Compared to the massive, long-lasting ice sheets of the past, today’s glaciers are temporary, fragile, almost inconsequential. Ancient glaciers shaped entire continents. They carved … Continue reading →

Israel (5), Netanyahu (2) and the President of Peace himself – Donald J Trump (11)

15 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

are cunts. The Axis of Epstein are now officially knee deep in shit with Iran and are showing no sign of trying to end something they started – something they started illegally. Boy, those dodgy photos and whatever other evidence … Continue reading →

Our NHS [37]

14 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

Manchester NHS Trust sees fit to employ a dietitian who couldn’t identify the digestive tract or what function the gallbladder performs,amongst other minor issues as having no training at all. Wait for it… “Ifenyinwa Ndulue-Nonso was sacked in August 2024 … Continue reading →

Meghan’s Mock Raspberry Jam

13 April 2026 @ 6:00 am

Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained: “Technically, it can’t be called jam … Continue reading →

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BREAKING NEWS: Oil to Jump to the Moon

19 April 2026 @ 8:10 pm

LONDON - England - Oil is set to jump when the markets open soon due to the scary situation in the Strait of Hormuz. The post BREAKING NEWS: Oil to Jump to the Moon appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, Once Again I am In My Bunker!

19 April 2026 @ 8:18 am

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has made another brief communique from his bunker. The post Comrades, Once Again I am In My Bunker! appeared first on Daily Squib.

Iran Conflict Reveals US Military Weakness

18 April 2026 @ 12:02 pm

STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - One thing the Iranian conflict has done is reveal to the West's enemies the profound weakness and ineffectiveness of the US military. The post Iran Conflict Reveals US Military Weakness appeared first on Daily Squib.

Strait of Hormuz is Opened But Not Really

17 April 2026 @ 6:54 pm

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Trump has hailed success with the opening of the Strait of Hormuz, but is everything really as dandy as he says? The post Strait of Hormuz is Opened But Not Really appeared first on Daily Squib.

Starmer: “I did not lie about my lie to appoint Mandelson despite my lies”

17 April 2026 @ 3:06 am

LONDON - England - Quelle surprise, Keir Starmer lied about the appointment of Peter Mandelson, because he knew he had been rejected after a security vetting. The post Starmer: “I did not lie about my lie to appoint Mandelson despite my lies” appeared first on Daily Squib.

New Report Charts Key Strategies and Trade-Offs for Long-Term Growth

15 April 2026 @ 9:06 pm

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report sets out the principal strategies and trade-offs shaping long-term economic growth. Published by the World Economic Forum, it highlights a series of so-called “no-regret” approaches alongside unresolved challenges that will influence future development. The post New Report Charts Key Strategies and Trade-Offs for Long-Term Growth appeared first on Daily Squib.

Donald Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday

14 April 2026 @ 5:43 am

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Christ has revealed that he is going to perform some miracles on Friday, like walking across the Strait of Hormuz. The post Donald Christ to Walk Across Strait of Hormuz on Friday appeared first on Daily Squib.

Praise Be to Jesus Trump

13 April 2026 @ 8:14 am

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Praise be to Jesus Trump, the anointed one, the saviour of America and the world, a divine healer who is here now to fix things for good, once and for all. The post Praise Be to Jesus Trump appeared first on Daily Squib.

Loose Lips Sink Ships – Dear President Trump Please Shut the F*ck Up!

12 April 2026 @ 6:08 pm

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Dear President Trump, you need to shut the f*ck up, because loose lips sink ships. The post Loose Lips Sink Ships – Dear President Trump Please Shut the F*ck Up! appeared first on Daily Squib.

Intelligence Rumblings: Putin’s Russia Has Transferred a SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile to Iran

11 April 2026 @ 10:12 am

LONDON - England - Rumours, misinformation, clickbait or truth. We will probably never know if Iran has been gifted the SATAN-2 nuclear missile. The post Intelligence Rumblings: Putin’s Russia Has Transferred a SATAN-2 Nuclear Missile to Iran appeared first on Daily Squib.

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