Tag: Humour

After due consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that a cunting for Omid Scobie (aka Scooby Doo Scabies) is truly warranted. Some of you may not be familiar with this tosser, so allow me to elucidate. Mr Scabies first came … Continue reading →

Why are members of the public not deemed responsible for their own actions now? When, apparently they SHOULD be allowed to storm a venue without tickets causing death, injury and damage, and the fault of all this death, injury and … Continue reading →

Michael Mcintyre is a cunt. I saw him on tv the other day, and was appalled at his generic vanilla stand up show. Nothing of any originality or pushing the boundaries. The fucking wokes in the audience were fucking laughing … Continue reading →

Daniella Leis from Ontario is attempting to sue a food and beverage company that served her alcohol, aiming to make them liable for the costs of damage which resulted when she drove into a house whilst pissed – allegedly. This … Continue reading →

A double cunting please for the Metropolitan Police Force vetting procedure and also hiring David Carrick serial rapist cunt, David Carrick, 48, admitted dozens of rape and sexual offences against 12 women across two decades. Finally sacked at an inquiry … Continue reading →

Auto Correct, sometimes known as Predictive Text. Yes, we’ve all done it I’m sure. We’ve sent a text or email to someone or some site such as ISAC without proof-reading first. And yet it’s only after you’ve submitted the message … Continue reading →

I would like to nominate Professor Susan Jebb of Oxford University and Chairwoman of the Food Standards Agency . The BBC News Website tells us peasants that this learned person wishes to see the end of the practice of people … Continue reading →

Once again, I wish to cunt the press who report truly tragic stories like this, but lead with deliberately slanted headers to make it look as if some evil overlord is deliberately denying POC organ transplants. Anyone waiting for a … Continue reading →

Ok, not all of them. But there’s a high proportion of cunts in this category. When the lockdown got going, people bought dogs en masse, either as company or as a reason to exercise outdoors. I estimate that during the … Continue reading →

Am I alone in finding this absolutely infuriating? It sits side by side with the cunt who’s playing drill, even though he’s wearing earphones, it’s still leaking out. I’d complain, but the twats probably halfway to stone deaf, and I … Continue reading →