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Our new justice Secretary.. Not that we have had any real justice in this country for as long as i can remember.. This genius has a ground breaking plan to stop the total breakdown of law and order by letting … Continue reading →

David Lammy [17]

26 July 2024 @ 10:00 am

A cunting and two fingers for this lavatory blocker with his watermelon smile, who is arsehole crawling to the EU: BBC News. No doubt our curly headed babby wants shortening bread and Nancy Blair will give him some if he … Continue reading →

Cunts Taking Bikes On Trains

26 July 2024 @ 6:00 am

If you happen to use trains, you will know that they have limited spaces for bikes and cyclists are encouraged to book a space beforehand. Despite this, nearly every time I get on a train, which is quite often, there … Continue reading →

Deja Vu

25 July 2024 @ 2:00 pm

Deja Vu is a cunt, is it not?. (Didn’t you just nominate this? – NA) There are certain times in my life, I look back and feel a sense of disappointment, fear, foreboding. It happened in 1964 when I left … Continue reading →

Film or Song Scientific Inaccuracy

25 July 2024 @ 10:00 am

If you are going to write a song or make a film involving simple science, at least get the fucking facts right. You might argue this is a somewhat pedantic cunting, but it`s just plain irritating. Here are 3 embarrassing … Continue reading →

Deaf Signing on TV

25 July 2024 @ 6:00 am

A nom for ‘Insomnia and deaf signing’. Being an insomniac and only ever sleeping five-ish hours, I often find myself awake at 5am and, not having to leave for work until 6:30 have an hour or so to kill. If … Continue reading →

Tyce Erickson

24 July 2024 @ 2:00 pm

Hi everyone, I want to cunt Tyce Erickson, another weapon crazed yank cunt, this cocksucker kills a Kodiak bear because he has a small cock and thinks he is a hard man, I bet the cunt would be different in … Continue reading →

The Greybelt

24 July 2024 @ 10:00 am

Only a few days into the Starmer administration (five as I write) and the pansy/Commie word jugglers of New New Labour are already it. Flabby bottomed Rachel Reeves, she of the shiny slacks and costermonger voice, waddled into her “big … Continue reading →

Carol Vorderman (9)

24 July 2024 @ 6:00 am

I used to have a soft spot (well, actually not so soft if I’m honest) for Carol. She always struck me as a proper lass, someone you could have a drink, a flirt and a laugh with down the pub. … Continue reading →

Modern Perception of the Far Right

23 July 2024 @ 2:00 pm

I heard at work today a description of Reform as a “nut case, extremist party”. Given that it got more votes (but far less seats) than Lib Dem I’d hardly say it is extreme, third most votes for a party … Continue reading →

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Brexit Betrayal Begins as Comrade Starmer to Give EU Britain’s Fish

26 July 2024 @ 2:24 pm

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Starmer is to begin the Brexit Betrayal of Britain by giving EU more fishing rights in UK waters. The post Brexit Betrayal Begins as Comrade Starmer to Give EU Britain’s Fish appeared first on Daily Squib.

Home Secretary: “I Will Solve Mass Immigration Problem”

26 July 2024 @ 9:27 am

LONDON - England - Home Secretary Yvette Cooper has vowed to slow down the mass immigration into the country. The post Home Secretary: “I Will Solve Mass Immigration Problem” appeared first on Daily Squib.

WW3: 10 Reasons Why Dead Duck President Biden Endangers Globe

26 July 2024 @ 5:43 am

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Dead duck President Joe Biden is endangering global security. The post WW3: 10 Reasons Why Dead Duck President Biden Endangers Globe appeared first on Daily Squib.

What’s Up With the Football Crazy Manchester Police?

25 July 2024 @ 6:15 am

MANCHESTER - England - Something seems to be up with the Manchester Police and their football crazy ways. The post What’s Up With the Football Crazy Manchester Police? appeared first on Daily Squib.

What a Difference a Day Makes: Democrats Energised by Kamala Harris

23 July 2024 @ 7:43 pm

MILWAUKEE - USA - What an amazing, energetic ray of hope has appeared out of nowhere for the Democrat Party. The Democrats, energised by Kamala Harris, are set to win the election. The post What a Difference a Day Makes: Democrats Energised by Kamala Harris appeared first on Daily Squib.

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