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One of the main reasons this country is in such a parlous state is because of how lazy people are. I don’t just mean the benefits-scrounging wasters who are happy to contribute fuck all and never work. Gimme, gimme, gimme … Continue reading →

Wayne Pegg

13 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. a 24 year old father of two was stopped driving his Mercedes A search of the car, and a subsequent search of a houseboat uncovered quantities of class A drugs and mobile phones that provided evidence of … Continue reading →

Cliff Richard’s Prostate Cancer

12 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Oh gawd….the country’s oldest bachelor boy has reappeared to let us know that he is still alive but more importantly that he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and is now on the mend. He urged men to “get tested, get … Continue reading →

The Use of the Word Alleged

12 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

In this wonderful world of cctv, their is a lot of footage about of people doing some nasty shit. It fucks me off when the said person in the footage denies it, but fuck me when the press and other … Continue reading →

Checkout Charity

11 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Checkout Charity is not only a cunt, it’s a subtle form of shaming. Now, what is Checkout Charity. If you’ve been in certain chain stores, Poundland is one ( if ever a shop needed a name change, eh?), possibly your … Continue reading →

Peter Ettedgui

11 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

Apologies if this has been done already, I just remembered this weak excuse of a man this afternoon.. Peter Ettedgui, the more retarded brother of Andy Burnham and Michael McIntyre has after 50 years, remembered nigel farage made some comments … Continue reading →

Mohamed Salah

10 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Has always been a cunt. However, he has been well and truly found as the twat he is by the Liverpool fans who viewed him as saint, pope, king and all round deity. The lazy arsed twat has been shite … Continue reading →

Transformer Irony

10 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

Oh the fucking irony. ‘Rules on single-sex spaces pose risk to trans people’s mental health, UK charities say’ So some fucking freakshows who are mental to start with are going to be adversly affected by being banned fron women’s toilets. … Continue reading →

The myth that Carbon Dioxide is a danger

9 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

is a cunt. The myth that Carbon Dioxide is a danger to the world is a cunt of potentially catastrophic magnitude. We all know the climate change trope – rising CO2 leads to rising global temperatures, which leads to global … Continue reading →

Piers Morgan [17]

9 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

Piers morgan, this jowly turd seems to have resurfaced recently. Most likely pushing his YouTube show. He recently did a interview with Tucker carlson about Britain after the second World War. And how the demographic of Britain had changed, piers … Continue reading →

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“I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!”

13 January 2026 @ 12:59 pm

LONDON - England - Comrades, I am delighted to announce that I have okayed a massive spy network embassy for China in the capital. The post “I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

“Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!”

13 January 2026 @ 7:05 am

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic elections can be postponed indefinitely. Compulsory conscription it is then, The post “Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report

12 January 2026 @ 7:44 pm

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report by the WEF highlights the serious risks of cyber-enabled fraud and the vulnerabilities of global AI usage. The post Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!

12 January 2026 @ 5:33 pm

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, all depictions of bikinis or anyone wearing a bikini will now be banned, forthwith, from the People's Republic of Soviet Britain. The post Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned! appeared first on Daily Squib.

Davos for World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2026 Sees Record Numbers Attend

12 January 2026 @ 2:24 pm

DAVOS - Switzerland - At a pivotal moment for global cooperation, the World Economic Forum will convene its 56th Annual Meeting from 19 to 23 January 2026 under the theme A Spirit of Dialogue. The post Davos for World Economic Forum Annual Meeting 2026 Sees Record Numbers Attend appeared first on Daily Squib.

Racist Russians Using Tricked Africans as Cannon Fodder in Ukraine

12 January 2026 @ 12:31 pm

DONETSK - Ukraine - Racist Russians are using young African men as cannon fodder in the Ukraine war. The post Racist Russians Using Tricked Africans as Cannon Fodder in Ukraine appeared first on Daily Squib.

VIX is Still Low Despite Recent Events

11 January 2026 @ 10:04 am

CHICAGO - USA - The indomitable VIX Index seems to be holding up quite well despite the various events happening in the new year. The post VIX is Still Low Despite Recent Events appeared first on Daily Squib.

Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour

11 January 2026 @ 3:25 am

SCUNTHORPE - England - Thanks to the wonderful policies of the Labour government, 700 pharmacies across the PRSB have been forced to close. The post Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy!

11 January 2026 @ 12:07 am

GRIMSBY - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain does not tolerate any citizen who feeds pigeons, a vile symbol of capitalist aggression. The post Comrades! Pigeons are Symbols of Vile Capitalist Democracy! appeared first on Daily Squib.

“Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!”

10 January 2026 @ 1:33 pm

HAVANA - Cuba - Comrade Starmer updates citizens from one of his dachas about his crusade to ban Grok and Elon Musk's X social media platform. The post “Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

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