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'I Can't Swim': An Iranian Who Crossed The Channel In A Small Boat Describes The 'Scary' Journey

24 April 2024 @ 5:15 pm

Nima Moradi on BBC's Newsnight.Nima Moradi on BBC's Newsnight.An Iranian man who crossed the English Channel in a small boat to seek asylum from persecution has described in detail the treacherous journey he took.Nima Moradi spoke to BBC’s Newsnight in the aftermath of legislation being passed to underpin the Rwanda deportation plan, and three men, one woman and a seven-year-old girl dying in a small b

Liz Truss Had Her Most Cringeworthy Interview Yet On None Other Than GB News

24 April 2024 @ 3:51 pm

Liz Truss speaking at the CPAC conference in the US.Liz Truss speaking at the CPAC conference in the US.Liz Truss’s recent interview with GB News America may be her most uncomfortable one to date, judging from a clip circulating online.The

Sketch Artist Pinpoints Courtroom Testimony That Seemed To 'Really Get To' Trump

24 April 2024 @ 2:40 pm

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So Why Were Horses Running Loose Around London, Covered In Blood?

24 April 2024 @ 2:32 pm

Two horses on the loose bolt through the streets of London near Aldwych.Two horses on the loose bolt through the streets of London near Aldwych.Several horses were seen running through central London on Wednesday morning, leaving the general public pretty mystified.Unfortunately, four people ended up being injured and taken to hospital, and the police had to try and track down the animals before they ended up causing even more harm.Here’s why the horses were on the loose – and why one was covered in blood.Where did the horses come from?

The Grim Sign Your Washing Machine REALLY Needs To Be Cleaned

24 April 2024 @ 2:26 pm

No judgement here but when was the last time you cleaned your washing machine? I’ll be honest and say that I think it might have been a good few months for me. According to Good Housekeeping, we should be thoroughly cleaning our washing machines every three to six months and considering that they are the second dirtiest appliance in the home, that’s not really a big ask.

4 Parents Share How They Survive WFH With Toddlers

24 April 2024 @ 1:11 pm

Man trading on his computer from his home office while taking care of his little son.Man trading on his computer from his home office while taking care of his little son.For some of us, there can be instances where your kids are at home the same time as when you’re working. This can be either if they’re off sick or if you don’t have childcare available on certain days.Working from home with a toddler can seem like an extreme sport. They’re demanding little humans who

Want To Know Rishi Sunak's Height? So Does Everyone, Apparently

24 April 2024 @ 12:19 pm

British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama shake hands as they meet on Downing Street, in London, Britain, March 23, 2023. REUTERS/Henry NichollsBritish Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama shake hands as they meet on Downing Street, in London, Britain, March 23, 2023. REUTERS/Henry NichollsThis story was first published in October 2022, and was re-published in April 2024.Since Rishi Sunak officially took the top

This Is The Surprising Reason Why Your Mouth Burns When You Use Mouthwash

24 April 2024 @ 12:19 pm

Ever find yourself wincing through the 30 seconds of mouthwash swilling after brushing your teeth because it’s stinging?Until now, I perhaps shamefully thought that this stinging meant that the mouthwash was ‘working’ and was just something I had to deal with if I wanted fresh, healthy gums.However, according to Dr Deepa Vakil, Lead Dentist and Clinical Director of Yor Dental, it doesn’t have to be this way and, actually, if your mouth is stinging or burning when you use mouthwash, it may be time to switch it for something a little less aggressive. 

Migration Expert Points Out There's Still A Key Alternative To The Rwanda Bill

24 April 2024 @ 12:16 pm

Zoe Gardner speaking on Channel 4 NewsZoe Gardner speaking on Channel 4 NewsA migration expert has outlined a crucial detail about the controversial bill to deport asylum seekers to Rwanda – it’s not the only option we have to deal with high levels of refugees.The bill finally passed through parliament on Monday, meaning it’s well on its way

The Surprising Impacts That Binge-Watching TV Has On Our Hormones And Sleep

24 April 2024 @ 12:16 pm

According to the Office for National Statistics, the UK watches around 2 hours and 17 minutes of television every day. And, who can blame us? There’s never been a better time for settling into a binge-watching sesh. With shows like Baby Reindeer, Heartstopper and even Love Is Blind, it’s hard to drag ourselves away from ou

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‘I just don’t trust any jab’, insists woman who happily injects literal poison into her forehead every six months

24 April 2024 @ 2:35 pm

Woman receiving botoxA woman has today insisted she doesn't trust the government enough to get vaccinated against any 'made up disease', even though she's happy to let a beautician inject literal poison into her forehead three times a year.

Prison sentences to be introduced for grown-ups who clap when a plane lands

24 April 2024 @ 1:49 pm

Man cheering when his plane landsGrown adults who clap when a plane lands are to be given lengthy prison sentences under strict new laws being introduced by the government, it has emerged today.

Man quietly sings ‘fuck you I won’t do what you tell me’ whilst putting jam on his scone first

24 April 2024 @ 10:22 am

Man putting jam on scone firstLocal Rebel Simon Williams is channelling the spirit of anti-authoritarian rock by rejecting social norms and putting the jam on his scone first, it has emerged today.

Colleagues rally round Tory MP Hannibal Lector following cannibalism revelations

24 April 2024 @ 8:30 am

Hannibal Lector, the Tory MPThe Tory MP Hannibal Lector, who has found himself at the centre of a cannibalism scandal over the weekend, has received fulsome backing from friends and colleagues.

Brave patriot highlights his love of country and St George by hurling traffic cone at policeman

23 April 2024 @ 3:08 pm

Far right protestors in LondonLovers of St George have gathered in London to express their patriotism using their preferred communication medium of mindless thuggery and violence.

Games Workshop further outrages fans by changing name of Corpse Starch to Snickers

23 April 2024 @ 2:03 pm

Games WorkshopGames Workshop have added to recent controversy in the popular Warhammer 40K line by changing the name of a well-established foodstuff to Snickers, it has emerged.

Laurence Fox demands Google ‘forget’ St. George was actually a Turkish migrant

23 April 2024 @ 8:54 am

Laurence Fox "smoking a faaag"Laurence Fox has made a submission to search giant Google via their ‘Right To Forget’ programme, in an effort to remove all online references to St George’s Greek nationality.

Oppressed English forced to meet in hidden underground locations to safely wish each other a happy Saint George’s Day

23 April 2024 @ 7:19 am

People meeting in a tunnel in secretThe English are doing their best to celebrate St. George's Day in secret, as it's apparently illegal now.

Man who hates the concept of ‘self-identification’ delighted that Rwanda has self-identified as ‘safe’

23 April 2024 @ 7:10 am

Smiling manRight-wing Tory voters are today celebrating Rwanda's self-identification as a safe country being enshrined in law, despite his staunch belief that self-identification for transgender individuals is 'absurd'.

Successful Earth Day campaign delays inevitable global catastrophe, by a day

22 April 2024 @ 2:58 pm

Earth DayThe successful 'Earth Day' campaign has led experts to predict that it has delayed an inevitable global environmental catastrophe, by a day.

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