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is a cunt. Oh no not another one On the day that Starmer says the choice is between a modern diverse Britain under labour or a dark divisive Britain under Reform a channel cunt is found guilty of abducting, raping … Continue reading →

Hannah spencer

5 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Meet the newest green party candidate.. Hannah spencer daughter of Frank and Betty. The greens and Zack the titnotist are touting her as a working class plumber.. sounds like a great candidate, till you look a little … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [384]

5 March 2026 @ 6:54 am

Congratulations to Shaun whos gone and won Dead Pool 383 by picking legendary American college football coach Lou Holtz who has died aged 89.Holtz was best know for his 11 terms in Charge of Notre Dame.He had a 33 year … Continue reading →

The English Channel Dinghy Enquiry

4 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

The Cranston Enquiry has just published its report into the sinking of a “migrant” dinghy in the Channel.. “The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been avoided, … Continue reading →

Deletion of the past

3 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt – unless you are Too Kweer of course.. I wonder why? Could it be anything to do with needing to erase the past misdeeds of foreign cunts imported to murder and rape the indigenous population as part … Continue reading →

Recycling Crap

2 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Our ever vigilant bunch of old women in government, local and national, are concerned that “recycling” remains stubbornly at 45%, where it has been for several years, so they have come up with a ripping new wheeze: … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [383]

1 March 2026 @ 9:01 pm

Congratulations to the Duke of Cuntshire for winning Dead Pool 382 by picking uber Islamist cunt the dictatorial tyranical Ayatollah Ali Khamenei the 2nd Supreme Leader of Iran who was killed by a US Israeli drone strike yesterday aged 86 … Continue reading →

The Winter Olympics (7)

1 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

are a cunt. I clearly remember cunting this wankfest 4 year’s ago. Today I was watching a ‘sport’ that is so bizarre that another cunting is due. An addition to the already daft schedule is something called Mountaineering. It goes … Continue reading →

Fried Chicken and the demise of the English Chippy

28 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

Fried chiggen is booming on the high street as the traditional Fish and Chip shop is in decline. Well, there could be a number of reasons for this… The amount of ‘ethnics’ who now infest every British high street. … Continue reading →

Denton and Gorton Green Party of Palestine by election.

27 February 2026 @ 1:00 pm

Emergency Cunting for the Denton and Gorton Green Party of Palestine by election. Concerns have been raised about what is coyly described as “family voting”,in other words swarms of pakis voting en masse after being told who to vote for. … Continue reading →

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HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus

5 March 2026 @ 6:58 pm

PORTSMOUTH - England - PM Keir Starmer has waved off Britain's first Net Zero battleship to sail to Cyprus to protect the British base from the Iranians. The post HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus appeared first on Daily Squib.

Iranians to Announce Next Target…Ahem…Leader

5 March 2026 @ 8:29 am

TEHRAN - Iran - How long will the next radical leader of the brutal Islamic Republic last before being liquidated by the Americans and Israelis? The post Iranians to Announce Next Target…Ahem…Leader appeared first on Daily Squib.

LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel

5 March 2026 @ 7:29 am

PORTSMOUTH - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proudly proclaimed victory in stopping a boat crossing the English Channel. The post LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel appeared first on Daily Squib.

World War III Told to Wait So Britain Can Fix Broken Ships and Planes

4 March 2026 @ 10:24 am

PORTSMOUTH - England - The Labour government is pleading for World War III to wait so it can fix its broken ships, planes, and underfunded military forces. The post World War III Told to Wait So Britain Can Fix Broken Ships and Planes appeared first on Daily Squib.

HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack

3 March 2026 @ 12:01 pm

LOS ANGELES - USA - A profound scientific experiment has had former actor Jim Carrey cloned from a chimpanzee. The post HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, That Capitalist Imperialistic Pig Trump Wants Soviet Britain to Join Forces

3 March 2026 @ 10:43 am

LONDON - England - The capitalist imperialistic pig Trump wants Soviet Britain to join forces in an illegal war against Iran. The post Comrades, That Capitalist Imperialistic Pig Trump Wants Soviet Britain to Join Forces appeared first on Daily Squib.

Incredible Video Footage of Khamenei Regime Meeting Justice

2 March 2026 @ 10:46 am

TEHRAN - Iran - Watch incredible footage of some Khamenei regime goons getting blown up. The post Incredible Video Footage of Khamenei Regime Meeting Justice appeared first on Daily Squib.

Viral Dubai Instagram Influencer Continues Streaming After Legs Blown Off

2 March 2026 @ 9:46 am

DUBAI - U.A.E. - A Dubai Instagram influencer has gone viral all over the internet after both of his legs were blown off during a live stream. The post Viral Dubai Instagram Influencer Continues Streaming After Legs Blown Off appeared first on Daily Squib.

GLOBAL INFLATION: Oil Could Hit $153 as Iran Closes Strait of Hormuz

1 March 2026 @ 9:49 am

STRAIT OF HORMUZ - Iran - Populations need to brace as the crude oil price could rise quite considerably affecting inflation. The post GLOBAL INFLATION: Oil Could Hit $153 as Iran Closes Strait of Hormuz appeared first on Daily Squib.

IRAN ATTACK: Without Boots On the Ground There Will Be No Regime Change

28 February 2026 @ 10:53 am

TEHRAN - Iran - The US and Israel have begun a joint military operation to remove the Iranian regime. The post IRAN ATTACK: Without Boots On the Ground There Will Be No Regime Change appeared first on Daily Squib.

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