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is a cunt. itv news Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child … Continue reading →

50% Bonus Savings Accounts With a Catch

16 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

I came across this little gem quite by accident, and the headline naturally appealed to me….a savings account offering a 50% bonus….with a catch? I thought, what’s the catch? Normally high return accounts only offer this if your have shitloads … Continue reading →

‘twelve good men and true’

15 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

will be a cunt, mark my words. So Suh Lammy Henry (fat bloke in charge of our banana republic’s justice system) plans to do away with jury trials for less serious offences. Of course what is less serious is ill-defined … Continue reading →

Bovine Lynching Legal Chaos

14 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

This is an important issue that we might like to keep an eye on given our ever increasing “enrichment”.. BBC News. Given that this year the govt have issued 166,000 visas to Indian nationals it’s probably worth noting that they … Continue reading →

The COVID Report

13 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Aint hindsight a wonderful thing. Everyfucker fucked up apparently. Well according to Baroness Hallet. A lawyer. We know Boris couldnt organise a fuck up in a brothel but then, given the circumstances in 2020 who could? However, should we get … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [379]

12 December 2025 @ 11:02 pm

Congratulationsto Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 378 by picking the renowned Scottish actor and comedian Stanley Baxter who died yesterday in Denville Hall a London care home for entertainers aged 99.Baxter started as a child actor and … Continue reading →

Grief and Grieving

12 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Many years ago in my younger days I met and fell head over heels in love with a beautiful girl. We spent a decade together and spent most of the early years in particular, living in each others pockets, such … Continue reading →

Greta Thunberg [23]

11 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Woe is me. Just when you thought it was safe to get into your gondola for a fun trip around the canals of Venice, who pops up but Greta ‘The Doom Goblin’ Thunberg to spoil things. Fresh from her triumphant … Continue reading →

The Magic Charms of Sierra Leone

10 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Regrettably I’ve had to cancel the planned family holiday after discovering West Africa might not be quite “up to snuff”.. It seems sorcery and black magic are very much part of their vibrant relaxed culture,unfortunately it also often means murdering … Continue reading →

Fast Track Deportations

9 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Ms.Mahmood has announced “fast track” deportations, blocking visas from three African countries amongst other possible changes to the chocolate teapot that is our immigration “system”.. Will it get past her own colleagues? Is she full of shit? Will Pakistan,Iran and … Continue reading →

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Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

16 December 2025 @ 11:06 pm

LONDON - England - Leftists disarm and destroy nations from within and have no positive, useful traits whatsoever. The post Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy appeared first on Daily Squib.

BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!”

16 December 2025 @ 8:59 am

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Trump just dropped a bomb on the BBC worth $10 billion. The Gap Band will explain everything. The post BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

15 December 2025 @ 1:28 am

BONDI - Australia - The latest massacre killing 16 Jewish civilians by a terror call, has been celebrated by anti-Semitic protesters and agitators. The post Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews appeared first on Daily Squib.

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

13 December 2025 @ 7:20 pm

HACKNEY - England - The 'open borders' Green Party leader is fed up with the lack of diversity in the cottaging industry. The post ‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

13 December 2025 @ 1:34 pm

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib Anthology has sold out! The post The Daily Squib Sold Out! appeared first on Daily Squib.

“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

12 December 2025 @ 8:28 am

LONDON - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves has praised her heavy taxation policies, which have contracted the economy by another 0.1%. The post “Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

12 December 2025 @ 12:09 am

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, said today that Europe must prepare for war with Russia which it has been funding by buying Russian oil and gas. The post Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas appeared first on Daily Squib.

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

11 December 2025 @ 10:57 am

LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union, but Brexit never happened any way, so why cry? The post Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway appeared first on Daily Squib.

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

11 December 2025 @ 12:39 am

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Get ready for another Falkland Isles invasion, but this time Kier Starmer will give away the British territory without a fight. The post Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

9 December 2025 @ 10:35 am

LIVERPOOL - England - Economists have made a remarkable discovery about how socialist money magically teleports from "working people" to "lazy people" overnight. The post Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight appeared first on Daily Squib.

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