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I read this “article” with my usual disdain but also interested as to how the complete idiocy of those involved would be “dressed up”.. I’m pleased to say everyone indeed in this mess are total cunts. A two year old … Continue reading →

Tolerance

9 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. “Britain is a country built on tolerance” said Starmer last year in response to the huge Unite the Kingdom rally in London. Ah yes, ‘tolerance’ along with ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusivity’ is the default position of NPC lefties … Continue reading →

The Parole Board (4)

8 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

I’ve often thought the cunts should all be shot then the firing squad can then shoot the “parolee” and save a great deal of time and money. This delightful tale confirms once again that I’m correct.. The hapless pen pushers … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [385]

7 March 2026 @ 10:41 pm

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who has gone and won Dead Pool 384 by picking scum of the Earth child killing peado Ian Huntley aka Ian Cuntly who has died aged 52 after having his head carved in with a … Continue reading →

Food Inflation / Cost of Living

7 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

or Greed & Profiteering is a cunt. UK food inflation to continue to fall in 2026, says Sainsbury’s boss – “UK grocery inflation was 4.3% in the 4 weeks to Dec 28th, easing from 4.7% in the previous 4 week … Continue reading →

Ahmad Mulakhil

6 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Oh no not another one On the day that Starmer says the choice is between a modern diverse Britain under labour or a dark divisive Britain under Reform a channel cunt is found guilty of abducting, raping … Continue reading →

Hannah spencer

5 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Meet the newest green party candidate.. Hannah spencer daughter of Frank and Betty. The greens and Zack the titnotist are touting her as a working class plumber.. sounds like a great candidate, till you look a little … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [384]

5 March 2026 @ 6:54 am

Congratulations to Shaun whos gone and won Dead Pool 383 by picking legendary American college football coach Lou Holtz who has died aged 89.Holtz was best know for his 11 terms in Charge of Notre Dame.He had a 33 year … Continue reading →

The English Channel Dinghy Enquiry

4 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

The Cranston Enquiry has just published its report into the sinking of a “migrant” dinghy in the Channel.. “The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been avoided, … Continue reading →

Deletion of the past

3 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt – unless you are Too Kweer of course.. I wonder why? Could it be anything to do with needing to erase the past misdeeds of foreign cunts imported to murder and rape the indigenous population as part … Continue reading →

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Everything’s Been Done! The Internet is Now Just Repetition and Spam

10 March 2026 @ 9:10 am

LONDON - England - What has become of the internet? Once a great platform for discovery, now a spam-filled depository for rehashed recycled detritus. The post Everything’s Been Done! The Internet is Now Just Repetition and Spam appeared first on Daily Squib.

Cheltenham Day One Preview and Selections

8 March 2026 @ 7:45 am

GLOUCESTERSHIRE - England - Check out these pro tips for Cheltenham day one. The post Cheltenham Day One Preview and Selections appeared first on Daily Squib.

We Keep Repeating: Britain Needs Cheap Energy, Production, Drilling in War Time NOT Net Zero

7 March 2026 @ 8:44 pm

LONDON - England - Having a Labour government in charge during a time of war is a surefire way of losing everything to our enemies, as the gov. doubles down on Net Zero. The post We Keep Repeating: Britain Needs Cheap Energy, Production, Drilling in War Time NOT Net Zero appeared first on Daily Squib.

SWARM INTENSIFIES: Labour £40,000 Invite to Illegal Migrants

6 March 2026 @ 6:34 pm

DOVER - England - Labour are to entice millions more illegal migrants into the UK with £40,000 pay incentives. The post SWARM INTENSIFIES: Labour £40,000 Invite to Illegal Migrants appeared first on Daily Squib.

HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus

5 March 2026 @ 6:58 pm

PORTSMOUTH - England - PM Keir Starmer has waved off Britain's first Net Zero battleship to sail to Cyprus to protect the British base from the Iranians. The post HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus appeared first on Daily Squib.

Iranians to Announce Next Target…Ahem…Leader

5 March 2026 @ 8:29 am

TEHRAN - Iran - How long will the next radical leader of the brutal Islamic Republic last before being liquidated by the Americans and Israelis? The post Iranians to Announce Next Target…Ahem…Leader appeared first on Daily Squib.

LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel

5 March 2026 @ 7:29 am

PORTSMOUTH - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proudly proclaimed victory in stopping a boat crossing the English Channel. The post LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel appeared first on Daily Squib.

World War III Told to Wait So Britain Can Fix Broken Ships and Planes

4 March 2026 @ 10:24 am

PORTSMOUTH - England - The Labour government is pleading for World War III to wait so it can fix its broken ships, planes, and underfunded military forces. The post World War III Told to Wait So Britain Can Fix Broken Ships and Planes appeared first on Daily Squib.

HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack

3 March 2026 @ 12:01 pm

LOS ANGELES - USA - A profound scientific experiment has had former actor Jim Carrey cloned from a chimpanzee. The post HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, That Capitalist Imperialistic Pig Trump Wants Soviet Britain to Join Forces

3 March 2026 @ 10:43 am

LONDON - England - The capitalist imperialistic pig Trump wants Soviet Britain to join forces in an illegal war against Iran. The post Comrades, That Capitalist Imperialistic Pig Trump Wants Soviet Britain to Join Forces appeared first on Daily Squib.

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