Tag: Humour

This cunt has “invested” in the illegal immigrant circus and associated Govt Gravy Train,no doubt having identified another way to make millions from flabby idiotically generous govt contracts. Firms connected to Dr Faisal Maassarani became landlords of Serco hotels in … Continue reading →

and it’s a cunt. Phil Riley, the council’s Labour leader, previously said the council would “rather the money went on delivering services people want than on an election which would have to be repeated just a year later and on … Continue reading →

The dullest cunt on earth, surely? ‘I thought I was talking to Charlie Hunnam and Nicky Byrne online – I handed over £250,000’ Yes, never mind cunts falling off cliffs taking selfies, driving round Iran to meet the locals, living … Continue reading →

With nothing on the telly on Sunday night I reluctantly tuned into The Repair Shop. The programme started with the camp chippy telling the equally queer book repairer that they had to wash their hands for the first visitor. They … Continue reading →

are cunts. Quite a fascinating article,highlighting the ferocious recent rise in organised crime and recruitment of children who fall into the mafia lifestyle with apparent ease.. “Justice Minister Gunnar Strommer said the country was in an “emergency situation” and stopping … Continue reading →

One thing that our much benighted nation will never be short of is a ready supply of total fucking idiots; idiot drivers, and cyclists, idiot demonstrators, idiot football fans, idiot politicians and celebrities, and so on and so forth. Allow … Continue reading →

James saw a job advertised for the post of Town Clerk for Lymington and Pennington Town Council, so he decided to apply, even though he didn’t match the posted experience required. The advert stated 10 years experience, a Certificate in … Continue reading →

So you’re keen to scale Scafell Pike but when it turns out you don’t have the guts for it and have done zero homework it’s time to call Mountain Rescue to fetch you down to safety and a warm bed … Continue reading →

is a cunt. 2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter. When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together. … Continue reading →

Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt. However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this … Continue reading →