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is a cunt. How the fuck does this boil on the arse of democracy survive? It is the very embodiment of and justification for class division. How can anyone claim in all sincerity that we live in a democracy when … Continue reading →

Modern toilets

13 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

are a cunt. Don’t know could be worse, see above C.A. Has anybody else noticed how inadequate toilets are nowadays? Thomas Crapper must be rolling in his grave. This is a technology that they perfected in the Victorian age, and … Continue reading →

We Are Mugs!

12 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

Can’t cunt the channel scum, can’t cunt the shyster lawyers, the only cunts here are our weak fucking government(s) Compo for migrants who had their phone confiscated, yep, arrive illegally and if your phone is taken to find out who … Continue reading →

The French Letters Farce

11 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. I just heard that France has been sending letters out to 29 year olds, urging them to have children while they still can. Apparently, this is because young people are needed for taxes, to keep the country … Continue reading →

The staggering bullshit of Modern Britain and our BBC (150)

10 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

I read this “article” with my usual disdain but also interested as to how the complete idiocy of those involved would be “dressed up”.. I’m pleased to say everyone indeed in this mess are total cunts. A two year old … Continue reading →

Tolerance

9 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. “Britain is a country built on tolerance” said Starmer last year in response to the huge Unite the Kingdom rally in London. Ah yes, ‘tolerance’ along with ‘diversity’ and ‘inclusivity’ is the default position of NPC lefties … Continue reading →

The Parole Board (4)

8 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

I’ve often thought the cunts should all be shot then the firing squad can then shoot the “parolee” and save a great deal of time and money. This delightful tale confirms once again that I’m correct.. The hapless pen pushers … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [385]

7 March 2026 @ 10:41 pm

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who has gone and won Dead Pool 384 by picking scum of the Earth child killing peado Ian Huntley aka Ian Cuntly who has died aged 52 after having his head carved in with a … Continue reading →

Food Inflation / Cost of Living

7 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

or Greed & Profiteering is a cunt. UK food inflation to continue to fall in 2026, says Sainsbury’s boss – “UK grocery inflation was 4.3% in the 4 weeks to Dec 28th, easing from 4.7% in the previous 4 week … Continue reading →

Ahmad Mulakhil

6 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Oh no not another one On the day that Starmer says the choice is between a modern diverse Britain under labour or a dark divisive Britain under Reform a channel cunt is found guilty of abducting, raping … Continue reading →

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Shia Islamic Iran Willing to Take Down Globe For the Twelfth Imam

14 March 2026 @ 3:56 am

TEHRAN - Iran - The Shia Islamic Iranian Republic is awaiting the Twelfth Imam to appear with their apocalyptic beliefs; they are willing to take down the globe with them. The post Shia Islamic Iran Willing to Take Down Globe For the Twelfth Imam appeared first on Daily Squib.

Iranian Regime Now Releasing AI-Generated Disinformation of Captured US Soldiers

11 March 2026 @ 4:21 pm

LONDON - England - The U.S. Intelligence community needs to stamp down on the mass proliferation of AI-generated disinformation during wartime. The post Iranian Regime Now Releasing AI-Generated Disinformation of Captured US Soldiers appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Have-Nots Don’t Have Anything to Lose – But You Do!

11 March 2026 @ 9:11 am

LOS ANGELES - USA - There are millions and millions of have-nots who don't have anything to lose, and they're getting very angry. The post The Have-Nots Don’t Have Anything to Lose – But You Do! appeared first on Daily Squib.

TRUMP: Kill One Ayatollah – Get Another One Free

11 March 2026 @ 8:29 am

TEHRAN - Iran - President Trump sure got the deal of the century when he killed one ayatollah and got another one for free. The post TRUMP: Kill One Ayatollah – Get Another One Free appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Growing Popularity of the Tong It Card Game on Online Platforms like GZone

11 March 2026 @ 8:22 am

MANILA - Philippines - The amazing Tong It card game is increasing its popularity levels, especially on online platforms like GZone. The post The Growing Popularity of the Tong It Card Game on Online Platforms like GZone appeared first on Daily Squib.

Britain’s Mugabe Steps Closer to Taking Away Jury Trials

10 March 2026 @ 11:01 pm

LONDON - England - Today the Labour government and David Lammy voted to pass the bill scrapping jury trials and 800 years of the British legal system. The post Britain’s Mugabe Steps Closer to Taking Away Jury Trials appeared first on Daily Squib.

Everything’s Been Done! The Internet is Now Just Repetition and Spam

10 March 2026 @ 9:10 am

LONDON - England - What has become of the internet? Once a great platform for discovery, now a spam-filled depository for rehashed recycled detritus. The post Everything’s Been Done! The Internet is Now Just Repetition and Spam appeared first on Daily Squib.

Cheltenham Day One Preview and Selections

8 March 2026 @ 7:45 am

GLOUCESTERSHIRE - England - Check out these pro tips for Cheltenham day one. The post Cheltenham Day One Preview and Selections appeared first on Daily Squib.

We Keep Repeating: Britain Needs Cheap Energy, Production, Drilling in War Time NOT Net Zero

7 March 2026 @ 8:44 pm

LONDON - England - Having a Labour government in charge during a time of war is a surefire way of losing everything to our enemies, as the gov. doubles down on Net Zero. The post We Keep Repeating: Britain Needs Cheap Energy, Production, Drilling in War Time NOT Net Zero appeared first on Daily Squib.

SWARM INTENSIFIES: Labour £40,000 Invite to Illegal Migrants

6 March 2026 @ 6:34 pm

DOVER - England - Labour are to entice millions more illegal migrants into the UK with £40,000 pay incentives. The post SWARM INTENSIFIES: Labour £40,000 Invite to Illegal Migrants appeared first on Daily Squib.

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