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are cunts. Sean McGhie is a Scottish removal man. Hes fruity as fuck. Anyway he fell out with his boss who wouldn’t buy him a hamburger and has successfully been awarded £5,500 in compensation. His boss must be fuckin puddled. … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [374]

17 August 2025 @ 6:43 pm

Congratulations to Harold who has won Dead Pool 373 correctly predicted the death of the acclaimed veteran actor Terence Stamp who died today aged 87.A Bafta Winning and Oscar nominated actor Stamp was best known for his role as General … Continue reading →

The ‘modern’ shopping experience

17 August 2025 @ 10:00 am

People with no spatial awareness who are completely oblivious to everything going on around them. I go to the supermarché. 2 people are walking in front of me as I go through the entrance. They both just randomly stop right … Continue reading →

Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)

17 August 2025 @ 6:00 am

is a cunt. I should like to venture an nomination on this esteemed site. Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024) As the story says, the most popular names for children born in 2024 in England and Wales have been … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [373]

16 August 2025 @ 1:27 pm

Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 372 by picking the Acottish Air Force veteran John Cruickshank, the last British Recipient of the Victoria Cross from WW2 whos death aged 105 was announced by his family today. … Continue reading →

2 State Starmer (38)..almost inevitably

16 August 2025 @ 10:00 am

is a cunt. Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of … Continue reading →

A Special Cunting for Chloe Kelly

16 August 2025 @ 6:00 am

Why is she a cunt, she was the hero of the Euro final against Spain, providing the cross for the equaliser and scoring the winning penalty. She also scored the winner in the last Euros final. The answer is she … Continue reading →

Natalie Black – OFCOM

15 August 2025 @ 10:00 am

is a cunt. From today July 28th 2nd class letters (“second class is lower class”) will only be delivered three days a week, for a few weeks, then two days a week for a few weeks, returning to three, then … Continue reading →

The Right Not To Work Or So It Seems

15 August 2025 @ 6:00 am

is a cunt. Punk always made sense to me — I grew up in the ’70s, when the future looked bleak. That’s why it’s almost laughable that my favorite song, Right to Work by Chelsea, now stands in such contrast … Continue reading →

Kelyan Bokassa’s Murderers

14 August 2025 @ 10:00 am

Simple nom: BBC News. I’m no accountant but … A decade of keeping these worthless scum inside then monitoring them forever Or 8m of rope. We need to look at our priorities. Nominated (sort of) by : The Lone Cunter … Continue reading →

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Toilet Smart Meter Will Charge Brits For How Much They Poo

18 August 2025 @ 7:09 am

CHESTER - England - Brits could soon be billed by the weight of their poo under "toilet smart meter" proposals. The post Toilet Smart Meter Will Charge Brits For How Much They Poo appeared first on Daily Squib.

A Brief Snapshot of Labour’s Britain Today

17 August 2025 @ 3:16 am

LUTON - England - Decay, fear and loathing in a town, amongst many, which provides a brief horrific snapshot of Labour's Britain. The post A Brief Snapshot of Labour’s Britain Today appeared first on Daily Squib.

There Are Only Two Ways to Stop Russia and Putin

16 August 2025 @ 7:52 am

LONDON - England - There are only two ways to defeat Russia and Putin. Unless the West changes now, it will be defeated. The post There Are Only Two Ways to Stop Russia and Putin appeared first on Daily Squib.

Alaska Summit: “What’s for dinner?”

15 August 2025 @ 10:56 pm

ALASKA - USA - Dinner will soon be served after the end of the Alaska Summit with Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump. The post Alaska Summit: “What’s for dinner?” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Britain’s New Loyalty Scheme: Steal Ten Items, Get the Next One Free

15 August 2025 @ 9:00 am

LONDON - England - Shoplifting in Britain is now accepted as a normal part of life, and is encouraged by the authorities. A new loyalty scheme proves this point. The post Britain’s New Loyalty Scheme: Steal Ten Items, Get the Next One Free appeared first on Daily Squib.

How to Protect Yourself from Authoritarian Online Censorship — And Why a VPN is Your First Line of Defence

15 August 2025 @ 8:11 am

LONDON - England - Protect yourself from online censorship, the "online safety act" is a surveillance tool. Get a VPN now for your own good, or regret it. The post How to Protect Yourself from Authoritarian Online Censorship — And Why a VPN is Your First Line of Defence appeared first on Daily Squib.

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