Humour Archives - LINKSHEEP

James saw a job advertised for the post of Town Clerk for Lymington and Pennington Town Council, so he decided to apply, even though he didn’t match the posted experience required. The advert stated 10 years experience, a Certificate in … Continue reading →

Thieving Failed Mountaineer Cunts

18 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

So you’re keen to scale Scafell Pike but when it turns out you don’t have the guts for it and have done zero homework it’s time to call Mountain Rescue to fetch you down to safety and a warm bed … Continue reading →

The Inevitable Decline of European Tourism

17 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. 2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter. When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together. … Continue reading →

The Brooklyn Beckham Circus

16 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt. However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this … Continue reading →

Driving Test Cheats

15 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

The baffling mystery of driving test cheats. It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test.. “Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation … Continue reading →

Town Centre druggies, drunks and spiceheads

14 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts and vermin. Was in Manchester City Centre today with Mrs Norman. We rarely venture into the town centre these days, as it is now a shithole. And, one of the main reasons it is such a dump, is … Continue reading →

Turkey Teeth

13 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. We all know it’s difficult to get a dentist appointment and going private is jolly expensive so many people, in search of those bright white teeth seen on “celebrities” such as has been Simon Cowell etc now regularly … Continue reading →

Employment agencies and agents

12 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. I haven’t cunted for a while, as been busy with work. However, that period is coming to an end and I thought I would look around and see if I could find some part-time work to keep me … Continue reading →

Strange Attractions

11 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

Can be cunts. Being nosey like all women, the wife can’t resist peering over my shoulder when I’m at my laptop, just to see what I’m actually looking at. So she just caught me again, pouring over images of, er, … Continue reading →

Susanna Pressel

10 February 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. A Liebor Councillor sitting on Oxfordshire Country Council has apparently “sparked outrage after she urged police to “lie in wait and nab the b*******” responsible for attaching Union flags to lampposts. The comments from Susanna Pressel came … Continue reading →

https://is-a-cunt.com/ https://is-a-cunt.com/feed/

dailysquib.co.uk

Rating: 6.4/10 (5 votes cast)

Tagged Humour, WorldNews

Relatively bias news and reviews with a touch of satire.

When Recycling Goes Too Far

20 February 2026 @ 12:50 am

LONDON - England - Sometimes recycling can go a little too far. The post When Recycling Goes Too Far appeared first on Daily Squib.

FORMER PRINCE ANDREW ARRESTED AND IMPRISONED

19 February 2026 @ 2:14 pm

SANDRINGHAM - England - Former Prince Andrew has been arrested and imprisoned, awaiting trial on his 66th birthday. The post FORMER PRINCE ANDREW ARRESTED AND IMPRISONED appeared first on Daily Squib.

Everything You Buy That’s Made in China Funds Your Own Destruction

19 February 2026 @ 5:52 am

SCHENZHEN - China - The CCP and PLA are manufacturing hundreds of thousands of killer robots to eventually unleash upon Western countries. The post Everything You Buy That’s Made in China Funds Your Own Destruction appeared first on Daily Squib.

Russian Economy on its Last Legs

17 February 2026 @ 11:59 pm

MOSCOW - Russia - It is no surprise that the prolonged war in Ukraine is wearing down the Russian economy slowly but surely. The post Russian Economy on its Last Legs appeared first on Daily Squib.

How to Learn Shotokan Karate Kata Properly

17 February 2026 @ 7:11 am

LONDON - England - Learning the proper moves in a karate kata can be quite daunting at first, but with practice and dedication the karateka can progress through the levels. The post How to Learn Shotokan Karate Kata Properly appeared first on Daily Squib.

Another Setback For Communism – Stasi Disinfo Unit Has Been Rumbled

16 February 2026 @ 5:29 pm

SCUNTHORPE - England - A Stasi disinfo unit has been discovered during a smear operation of journalists. This is another severe setback for communism in the country. The post Another Setback For Communism – Stasi Disinfo Unit Has Been Rumbled appeared first on Daily Squib.

Cancelled Elections Cancelled! “Comrades, this is a sad day for communism!”

16 February 2026 @ 3:49 pm

GRIMSBY - England - This is a terrible day for communism. Our bid to thwart democracy has failed, as banned elections will now go ahead. Comrade Starmer is furious! The post Cancelled Elections Cancelled! “Comrades, this is a sad day for communism!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/ https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/feed