Tag: Humour

These days I have only a mild passing interest in football and try to avoid news in general. However, I clicked onto the Telegraph Football webpage to see what’s going on. There was a bit about Man Utd fans wanting … Continue reading →

Congratulations to The Cunt with no Name who has won Dead Pool 381 by picking the actress Elizabeth Kelly who has died aged 104.She was best known for playing Pauline Fowlers Aunt Nellie Ellis in Eastenders between 1993 and 2000.She … Continue reading →

is a cunt. The fat, useless mincer pretending to be the PM assures us he is on our side. “I know so many families across the country are still worried about the cost of living.” It would help if they … Continue reading →

After that dozy bird (Renee Good) who allegedly tried to run an ICE officer over got shot dead, I thought she kind of deserved it, especially for being a leftie retard. But this latest killing is flat-out murder. Minnesota is … Continue reading →

“Lord” Peter (Petie) Mandelson: Yes ITOGP again (It’s That Old Greedy Poofter). Not content with brown-nosing Jeffrey Epstein, and his “husband” (and I bet Mandy makes him a lovely wife, who lays back and thinks of England. And Scotland. And … Continue reading →

Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show. Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs. We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a … Continue reading →

is a cunt. Crikey. Four dead and others fighting for their lives. Appears that some wanker was driving at 122mph in a 30 zone, on the wrong side of the road, and then had a head on collision. Speaking as … Continue reading →

‘January, sick and tired you’ve been hanging on me’. So sang Scottish pop warblers Pilot back in the 70s, and I know how they felt. The festive season is over and done, and the long slide through the year’s most … Continue reading →

is a cunt. Just when you thought he was on his last legs, Elton John makes a miraculous comeback. Having been out of the limelight for all of 6 months, it appears that Fat Reg needs the attention of his … Continue reading →

The chief wooden top and his underlinings were hauled up in front of a parliamentary committee to justify banning Maccabi fans from attending the match against Aston Villa. Lots of fucking waffle gold command, silver command, bronze command, word salads, … Continue reading →