Tag: Humour

Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt. However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this … Continue reading →

The baffling mystery of driving test cheats. It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test.. “Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation … Continue reading →

are cunts and vermin. Was in Manchester City Centre today with Mrs Norman. We rarely venture into the town centre these days, as it is now a shithole. And, one of the main reasons it is such a dump, is … Continue reading →

are cunts. We all know it’s difficult to get a dentist appointment and going private is jolly expensive so many people, in search of those bright white teeth seen on “celebrities” such as has been Simon Cowell etc now regularly … Continue reading →

are cunts. I haven’t cunted for a while, as been busy with work. However, that period is coming to an end and I thought I would look around and see if I could find some part-time work to keep me … Continue reading →

Can be cunts. Being nosey like all women, the wife can’t resist peering over my shoulder when I’m at my laptop, just to see what I’m actually looking at. So she just caught me again, pouring over images of, er, … Continue reading →

is a cunt. A Liebor Councillor sitting on Oxfordshire Country Council has apparently “sparked outrage after she urged police to “lie in wait and nab the b*******” responsible for attaching Union flags to lampposts. The comments from Susanna Pressel came … Continue reading →

is a cunt. the irony of this warmongering lying cunt is now in charge of negotiating a ‘peace’ deal in gaza. peace is the last word I would use when referring to Blair…..having drawn the UK into the middle east … Continue reading →

Anyone feeling emotionally distressed or suicidal can call Samaritans for help on 116 123 in the UK. The link takes cunters to a story based on a recent Sky News report in which Fraser, a pimply teenage lad with a … Continue reading →

To celebrate Scotland reaching the World Cup final the Scottish government have decided June 15th will be a lovely new Bank Holiday.. But only for those employed by….the government. Speaking at an event in Glasgow, Swinney said: “The whole nation … Continue reading →