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The chief wooden top and his underlinings were hauled up in front of a parliamentary committee to justify banning Maccabi fans from attending the match against Aston Villa. Lots of fucking waffle gold command, silver command, bronze command, word salads, … Continue reading →

Waiting Forever To Watch a DVD or Blu-ray

28 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Remember VHS tapes? Remember the biggest inconvenience of getting a rental movie was having to rewind the tape because the previous cunt didn’t bother? After that, it was press Play and after a few moments your movie … Continue reading →

Potholes

27 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. This is an ongoing issue and the absolute bugbear of any road user who has the misfortune to have to drive ( or be driven ) over these ploughed fields masquerading as roads. Quite apart from the danger … Continue reading →

Dr. Anthony John Felton

26 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

Let me present you with a typical school headmaster – an arrogant man who is good at dishing it out, but not so happy having to take it. Felton decided to attack his deputy with an offensive weapon, and … Continue reading →

The Rodbournes and Their Ruined Christmas

25 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

It wouldn’t be Christmas ( sorry, the Festive season ) without a tale of woe or two, preferably featuring some “vulnerable” member of society and including the word ” ruined “, so here you are. Kent Online. Jean and Ron … Continue reading →

Sleeper cells

24 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. Sleeper cells first piqued my interest decades ago before I had even heard the term used. I met a young man working in an office on Smallbrook Ringway in Birmingham who didn’t bother to hide the fact that … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [381]

23 January 2026 @ 10:23 am

Congratulations to Cuntemall who has gone and won Dead Pool 380 by picking Swiss Author Erich von Däniken who died earlier this month aged 90. von Däniken was a pseudoscientific writer best known perhaps for Chariots of the Gods? Published … Continue reading →

72% of Somalians in the UK live in social housing

23 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

and it is a cunt. It therefore appears that most Somalians in the UK are a net drain on public resources. Not surprising perhaps if we consider the published research on the average IQ of Somalia’s population, with figures generally … Continue reading →

Long Asian Pinky Nails

22 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

I stopped to buy some petrol the other day and noticed the curry wallah serving behind the counter had a long and dirty looking little fingernail. “Are you vanting to buys manys chocolates for de girlfriends” said the cunt, … Continue reading →

Giving your cat an antibiotic tablet

21 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Required: The patience of a saint. Elbow length gardening gloves ( the kind you wear when removing brambles/nettles. A drawstring bag, preferably heavy duty. Method: Lull cat into a sense of false security and attempt to feed … Continue reading →

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Why I had to dump the “Jonah” Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip

30 January 2026 @ 6:24 am

BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer explains why he dumped "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip. The post Why I had to dump the “Jonah” Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrade Starmer Visiting Communist Comrades in China

28 January 2026 @ 7:57 am

BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer is on a visit to the communist country as a guest of Comrade Jinping. The post Comrade Starmer Visiting Communist Comrades in China appeared first on Daily Squib.

Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK

27 January 2026 @ 10:05 pm

MADRID - Spain - The far-leftist socialist government has fast-tracked citizenship for over half a million illegal migrants, which will destabilise and ruin Europe further. The post Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK appeared first on Daily Squib.

Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group

26 January 2026 @ 1:52 pm

LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party is very angry that traitor Suella Braverman, a Conservative, has defected to a brigand partisan group of bandits. The post Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations

26 January 2026 @ 11:50 am

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - It's okay to have 3.1 million ICE deportations under Obama, but not okay to have deportations under Trump. The post The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

26 January 2026 @ 2:20 am

MANCHESTER - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain is currently under a state of alert after a traitor tried to invoke democracy with an illegal election. The post Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy appeared first on Daily Squib.

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