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It wouldn’t be Christmas ( sorry, the Festive season ) without a tale of woe or two, preferably featuring some “vulnerable” member of society and including the word ” ruined “, so here you are. Kent Online. Jean and Ron … Continue reading →

Sleeper cells

24 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. Sleeper cells first piqued my interest decades ago before I had even heard the term used. I met a young man working in an office on Smallbrook Ringway in Birmingham who didn’t bother to hide the fact that … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [381]

23 January 2026 @ 10:23 am

Congratulations to Cuntemall who has gone and won Dead Pool 380 by picking Swiss Author Erich von Däniken who died earlier this month aged 90. von Däniken was a pseudoscientific writer best known perhaps for Chariots of the Gods? Published … Continue reading →

72% of Somalians in the UK live in social housing

23 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

and it is a cunt. It therefore appears that most Somalians in the UK are a net drain on public resources. Not surprising perhaps if we consider the published research on the average IQ of Somalia’s population, with figures generally … Continue reading →

Long Asian Pinky Nails

22 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

I stopped to buy some petrol the other day and noticed the curry wallah serving behind the counter had a long and dirty looking little fingernail. “Are you vanting to buys manys chocolates for de girlfriends” said the cunt, … Continue reading →

Giving your cat an antibiotic tablet

21 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Required: The patience of a saint. Elbow length gardening gloves ( the kind you wear when removing brambles/nettles. A drawstring bag, preferably heavy duty. Method: Lull cat into a sense of false security and attempt to feed … Continue reading →

The Church of England [5] and Its Imaginary Sorrow

20 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Imagine deciding that something that may have happened three centuries ago requires an apology now and reparations to the tune of £100 million. That’s the state of the Church of England it seems. A more amoral,pompous and nihilistic set of … Continue reading →

Not Deporting Foreign Criminals

20 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

GB News. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why the hell these people are still in the UK. Why are we not transporting them from prison straight onto a flight back to their country of origin? Why are … Continue reading →

El Fattah and the Government

19 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

are cunts. At first delighted that an Egyptian had been freed from prison and welcomed with open arms to the dumping ground of the Third World.. Then upset when it turns out the camel jockey is another Islamic nutter who … Continue reading →

Female ‘astronauts

19 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. Well, this lot weren’t really astronauts wehre they? All 11 minute expensive fairground ride really doesn’t constitute going to space does it? I thought that slapper Katy Perry would be the most publicity seeking, but I have been … Continue reading →

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Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy

26 January 2026 @ 2:20 am

MANCHESTER - England - The People's Republic of Soviet Britain is currently under a state of alert after a traitor tried to invoke democracy with an illegal election. The post Comrades, Stasi Units On Alert After Traitor Tries to Invoke Democracy appeared first on Daily Squib.

CHAGOS!

25 January 2026 @ 2:22 am

LONDON - England - CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS CHAGOS The post CHAGOS! appeared first on Daily Squib.

Trump: “It’s just tough love”

24 January 2026 @ 11:03 am

HELMAND - Afghanistan - Trump took a dump on our brave British soldiers, but according to him, this is his way of showing "tough love". The post Trump: “It’s just tough love” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Russia Joins Trump’s “Bored of Peace”

23 January 2026 @ 9:52 am

DAVOS - Switzerland - Russia is the first country to join up to Trump's new organisation, the "Bored of Peace". The post Russia Joins Trump’s “Bored of Peace” appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Editor Starts His Own Substack

22 January 2026 @ 11:14 pm

LONDON - England - The editor has joined Substack where he is sharing a lot of important inconsequential information and literature. The post The Editor Starts His Own Substack appeared first on Daily Squib.

Macron: “I cannot stand bullies!”

22 January 2026 @ 5:48 am

DAVOS - Switzerland - French President Emmanuel Macron was wearing some odd sunglasses throughout the WEF meeting in the Swiss resort. He also revealed that he does not like bullies. The post Macron: “I cannot stand bullies!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

GREENLAND – WATCH OUT! WE’RE COMING THROUGH!

21 January 2026 @ 1:08 am

GREENLAND - The Greenlanders and polar bears are waiting for something, but they're not sure what yet. The post GREENLAND – WATCH OUT! WE’RE COMING THROUGH! appeared first on Daily Squib.

U.S. Data Will Now be Compromised by Starmer’s Super Spy China Embassy

20 January 2026 @ 3:12 pm

LONDON - England - PM Keir Starmer has okayed the building of a huge Super Spy China Embassy that MI5 and GCHQ have said could compromise national security. The post U.S. Data Will Now be Compromised by Starmer’s Super Spy China Embassy appeared first on Daily Squib.

UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

19 January 2026 @ 10:57 pm

LONDON - England - The weak and ineffectual UK and European nations will send a combat force to Greenland to counteract Trump. The post UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland appeared first on Daily Squib.

World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility

19 January 2026 @ 11:56 am

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report from the World Economic Forum reveals that global supply chains are in a state of structural volatility. The post World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility appeared first on Daily Squib.

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