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are cunts. I bought a new pair of walking boots today . They came in a large box, so when asked if I wanted a bag, I said yes please. I was then presented with a flimsy brown paper bag … Continue reading →

Mudsharks

19 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. End of, I said before it is form for nominations not to answer a bleeding question, I nearly binned it. Cunters discuss the merits of nominations and have done for years without being asked. C.A. These are sad, … Continue reading →

Joseph Molloy

18 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. A “Mandy” in the making – a banker (I don’t know if a merchant banker) wne in for fare dodging on an industrial scale. He appeared in court yesterday (February 17th) and pleaded guilty, having previously tried … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [386]

17 March 2026 @ 6:29 pm

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has gone and won Dead Pool 385 by picking the acclaimed and iconic spy novelist Len Deighton who died on Sunday aged 97.He will perhaps be best remembered for his cold war thriller the Ipcress … Continue reading →

Religion breaks in sport

17 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

The introduction of breaks mid game to appease believers of any religion is a downwards sliding cunt. While I have no interest in football or religion at all theres a few on here take an interest in both. Quite simply … Continue reading →

Francis Hodibert lorry driver

16 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

Mr. Hodibert is a 62 year old HGV driver who, in 2022, took a compulsory eye test that he required to retain his HGV licence. Unfortunately, he failed part of the test and the DVLA revoked his HGV licence. He … Continue reading →

Barry the Robot

15 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

I see that a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights is out.. Well they’ve wasted their time and money because here’s a real life romanitical tragedy of truly Shakespearean proportions,Rae and Barry. “Rae began speaking to Barry last year after the … Continue reading →

Monarchy (2)

14 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. How the fuck does this boil on the arse of democracy survive? It is the very embodiment of and justification for class division. How can anyone claim in all sincerity that we live in a democracy when … Continue reading →

Modern toilets

13 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

are a cunt. Don’t know could be worse, see above C.A. Has anybody else noticed how inadequate toilets are nowadays? Thomas Crapper must be rolling in his grave. This is a technology that they perfected in the Victorian age, and … Continue reading →

We Are Mugs!

12 March 2026 @ 7:00 am

Can’t cunt the channel scum, can’t cunt the shyster lawyers, the only cunts here are our weak fucking government(s) Compo for migrants who had their phone confiscated, yep, arrive illegally and if your phone is taken to find out who … Continue reading →

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ENERGY COSTS: Using the Oven in the UK Now Costs £650 For 20 Minutes

19 March 2026 @ 7:04 pm

LONDON - England - Britain has the highest energy costs in the world, but now it's going to get a lot worse. The post ENERGY COSTS: Using the Oven in the UK Now Costs £650 For 20 Minutes appeared first on Daily Squib.

Starmer’s Rickshaw Crashes On Way to PMQs

19 March 2026 @ 10:45 am

LONDON - England - PM Keir Starmer was involved in a road traffic incident on the way to PMQs yesterday in a rickshaw. The post Starmer’s Rickshaw Crashes On Way to PMQs appeared first on Daily Squib.

50+ Investable Opportunities Found in a New Analysis Providing Economic Gains

17 March 2026 @ 8:15 am

GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum has identified over 50 investable opportunities offering economic gains for the globe. The post 50+ Investable Opportunities Found in a New Analysis Providing Economic Gains appeared first on Daily Squib.

Strait of Hormuz: Shame on Many Coward NATO Members

16 March 2026 @ 8:25 am

LONDON - England - Multiple members of NATO have displayed their profound cowardice and shame for not helping to clear the Strait of Hormuz or assist the USA in the war against Iran's regime. The post Strait of Hormuz: Shame on Many Coward NATO Members appeared first on Daily Squib.

Shia Islamic Iran Willing to Take Down Globe For the Twelfth Imam

14 March 2026 @ 3:56 am

TEHRAN - Iran - The Shia Islamic Iranian Republic is awaiting the Twelfth Imam to appear with their apocalyptic beliefs; they are willing to take down the globe with them. The post Shia Islamic Iran Willing to Take Down Globe For the Twelfth Imam appeared first on Daily Squib.

Iranian Regime Now Releasing AI-Generated Disinformation of Captured US Soldiers

11 March 2026 @ 4:21 pm

LONDON - England - The U.S. Intelligence community needs to stamp down on the mass proliferation of AI-generated disinformation during wartime. The post Iranian Regime Now Releasing AI-Generated Disinformation of Captured US Soldiers appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Have-Nots Don’t Have Anything to Lose – But You Do!

11 March 2026 @ 9:11 am

LOS ANGELES - USA - There are millions and millions of have-nots who don't have anything to lose, and they're getting very angry. The post The Have-Nots Don’t Have Anything to Lose – But You Do! appeared first on Daily Squib.

TRUMP: Kill One Ayatollah – Get Another One Free

11 March 2026 @ 8:29 am

TEHRAN - Iran - President Trump sure got the deal of the century when he killed one ayatollah and got another one for free. The post TRUMP: Kill One Ayatollah – Get Another One Free appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Growing Popularity of the Tong It Card Game on Online Platforms like GZone

11 March 2026 @ 8:22 am

MANILA - Philippines - The amazing Tong It card game is increasing its popularity levels, especially on online platforms like GZone. The post The Growing Popularity of the Tong It Card Game on Online Platforms like GZone appeared first on Daily Squib.

Britain’s Mugabe Steps Closer to Taking Away Jury Trials

10 March 2026 @ 11:01 pm

LONDON - England - Today the Labour government and David Lammy voted to pass the bill scrapping jury trials and 800 years of the British legal system. The post Britain’s Mugabe Steps Closer to Taking Away Jury Trials appeared first on Daily Squib.

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