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How the mighty are fallen. Time was when the old pansy of Islington, Peter Mandelson struck fear into the hearts of journalists as he minced round the TV studios. His unctuous voice, even if it sounded as if he were … Continue reading →

Rachel Reeves (8)

4 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

“I think I’m in love,C.A. “Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee. I’m joined now by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, to discuss the ramifications of her Autumn budget. Thanks for joining us Rachel, or *snicker* may I call you … Continue reading →

The Killers of Sara Sharif

3 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

We’re all more than used to news reports which leave us with feelings of disbelief, anger, regret or disgust. I’m sure you’ll all know where I’m coming from. But occasionally, along comes a story so downright appalling that it leaves … Continue reading →

Labour’s Civil War

2 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

what a cunt show. I’m in a bit of a divided frame of mind at the moment. I don’t know whether to piss myself laughing as the vultures gather around our useless cunt of a PM, or be very afraid … Continue reading →

The deification of cunts

1 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Have you been reading your thesaurus Jeezum? C.A. This absolutely boils my piss. Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the … Continue reading →

Qian Zhimin and the British Legal System

30 November 2025 @ 9:00 am

What went wong I hear you ask? Zhimin is a Chinese crook who embezzled millions from pensioners in the Far East and rolled up in London on a fake passport after the Chinese police launched an investigation onto her ponzi … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [378]

29 November 2025 @ 6:55 pm

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the sad death of Peter Whittle thus winning Dead Pool 377.Peter Whittle was a Politician author journalist broadcaster and producer.He was the former Deputy Leader of UKIP and was the Parties candidate for the … Continue reading →

Ed Davey [8] and The Guardian [31]

29 November 2025 @ 9:00 am

So Ed ‘post office computer says no so put them in prison” Davey thinks the hammering the BBC are finally getting for being lying cunts is a Right Wing coup,so takes to the bastion of impartial news The Guardian to … Continue reading →

Chancellors and the Red Briefcase

28 November 2025 @ 9:00 am

A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase. Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have … Continue reading →

Rachel Millward, NIMBY

27 November 2025 @ 9:00 am

Anybody recall what Green Party leader and nutter Zack Polanski said on the subject of immigration at the party’s recent conference? Well Zack declared ‘we’ll say it loud, we’ll say it clear, migrants and refugees are welcome here’. So … Continue reading →

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STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

5 December 2025 @ 1:29 pm

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has vowed to build more gulags to imprison people who have had non-jury trials. The post STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA

4 December 2025 @ 7:39 am

GRIMSDALE - England - Comrade Starmer speaks about the enemy of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain -- the USA. The post Comrade Starmer is No Friend of Meddling Capitalist Enemy the USA appeared first on Daily Squib.

Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation”

3 December 2025 @ 8:23 pm

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - President Donald Trump has issued a pardon to Vladimir Putin in a show of the "ultimate bro-mance" that has not come up as much of a surprise to anyone. The post Trump Issues “Ultimate Bro-Mance Pardon” to Putin, Claims Ukraine Invasion Was Just “Borrowing Crimea for a Home Renovation” appeared first on Daily Squib.

New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030

2 December 2025 @ 4:12 pm

GENEVA - Switzerland - A newly released report by the World Economic Forum reveals that the green economy will exceed $7 trillion by 2030. The post New Analysis Predicts the Green Economy Will Exceed $7 Trillion Annually by 2030 appeared first on Daily Squib.

“An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated”

2 December 2025 @ 1:24 am

LONDON - England - The head of the OBR has been liquidated and processed into Net Zero Juice because he dared expose the truth. The post “An OBR official who revealed the lies told by Reeves and Starmer has been liquidated” appeared first on Daily Squib.

A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain

1 December 2025 @ 11:32 am

ESSEX - England - Thanks to Labour's budget, taxpayers will foot the bill for more Benefits Britain goodies costing billions. The post A Day in the Life of a Woman in Labour’s Benefits Britain appeared first on Daily Squib.

GameZone Casino Popularity Grows Across Online Communities

1 December 2025 @ 10:47 am

MANILA - Philippines - GameZone Casino is growing in popularity across many online communities as players discover a stable fun platform. The post GameZone Casino Popularity Grows Across Online Communities appeared first on Daily Squib.

“I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!”

28 November 2025 @ 10:16 pm

SCUNTHORPE - England - So what if I lied! I lied in the first budget as well, I lied on my CV, I lied about the landlord licence, and I lied about the £30 billion tax black hole. The post “I Lied! So What! You Can’t Do Anything About it! Pay the £30 Billion Tax and Shut Up!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Imagine How Much Propaganda it Took to Convince Women This is Oppressive

28 November 2025 @ 11:01 am

DETROIT - USA - Once upon a time women were the glue that kept families together, and they were mostly happy in their role at home. That is, until they were fooled by propaganda. The post Imagine How Much Propaganda it Took to Convince Women This is Oppressive appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary

27 November 2025 @ 6:29 pm

LONDON - England - This country is currently transitioning into a communist state from socialism. The redistribution of wealth from the rich capitalist scum thieves to the Big State is necessary. The post Comrades, the Redistribution of Wealth From the Bourgeoisie to the Work-Shy is Necessary appeared first on Daily Squib.

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