Tag: Humour

Wassat? Well we had it once in the shape of the most extensive merchant and naval marine in the world for over 200 years linking together all our possessions and colonies across the globe. Very lucrative. Note they do not … Continue reading →

This gentleman decided it would be a good idea to “drum up business” by sending wimmin pictures of his meat and two veg via WhatsApp when they enquired about having some new wiring done. A novel approach to customer service. … Continue reading →

This “lady” has been sent to prison for falsely accusing a total of ten men with rapę. “The victims told Bolton Crown Court Sharples’ lies had “ruined” their lives, as the allegations had led to many of them losing their … Continue reading →

The treatment of British nationals at holiday destinations is a disgraceful cunt. PS so are Ryanair. Mrs E/cunt and I have recently been away for a couple of weeks to the Canary Islands. Get away from the bullshit in the … Continue reading →

A police force which spent £34,300 on electric tuk-tuks to help fight crime sold them after just two years – at a £28,350 loss. Cunts. Ch Insp Damian Sowrey said parents told officers “they would feel safer knowing that there … Continue reading →

“I invested in Brewdog in my husband’s memory. He would be turning in his grave”…. Steven Howe-Bull invested in Brewdog’s Equity for Punks scheme as a tribute to his late husband, Keith Phillip. The retired wedding celebrant had never invested … Continue reading →

Just when you thought it was safe to come out from under the bed,after the exploits of Randy Andy,it’s time to reach for the valium again.. “Prince Harry and Meghan will spend two days visiting Jordan to highlight efforts to … Continue reading →

  is still a cunt. Wannabe black man Lewis Hamilton is as we have seen time and time again, a massive cunt. Whatever happened to the days of expendable formula one drivers who were hard drinking, smoking and generally unheard … Continue reading →

are cunts. A short but brutal cunting of British vital infrastructure.. South West Water (SWW) has pleaded guilty to supplying water unfit for human consumption after a parasitic outbreak in Devon. The prosecution was brought by the Drinking Water Inspectorate … Continue reading →

  Are fucking cunts. The majority of their funding comes from donations. Large corporations are responsible for between 80 – 90% of their income. Shamefully, hardly anything comes from the government, despite the increased risk that all young girls are … Continue reading →