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A thick as a f*cking breeze block cunting for Green Party transbumbder silvery moon ‘Iris Duane’ please! Not content with mocking the imminent passing of HM Queen Elizabeth, one of the few royals I had any time for, this … Continue reading →

Fucking luvvies

30 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

are cunts. Always. ”Dame Sheila Hancock, 93, scared to die while Nigel Farage is prime minister” Dear god, why are these fuckers such cunts. I dont like or trust Farage but dying when or if the cunt becomes PM … Continue reading →

‘Two tier’ policing and government response we now have

29 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

is a cunt. Forgive me, this is nothing against Jews at all, but more to the point, then over the top media outcry and the governments very quick response to a Somalian stabbing tow Jewish people. Stabbings in London … Continue reading →

Jefferson Lewis

28 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

This wicked cunt is accused of the abduction and murder of a 5 year old. All parties are Aborigines. Following his arrest there have been riots and looting by the “indigenous people” that the police have had to calm … Continue reading →

A heart warming tale from the BBC

27 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

Yes indeed. Another story from our old friends dripping with diversity and fuck knows what else. Twins Michelle and Lavinia Osbourne have recently discovered that, although born minutes apart, they have different fathers. Seriously raised eyebrows around and a … Continue reading →

Judge Nicholas Rowland

26 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

This judge is a rape enabling cunt. Some 13 and 14 boys rape a couple of girls at knifepoint while filming it, wind up in court (why bother?) only for this soft touch judge to say criminalising them would … Continue reading →

Zack Polanski (2)

25 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

Already heading towards Galactic (think Tony cottaging Bliar standard) Supernova Cunt status this latest turd to bob to the surface of the cesspit of British politics has waded into the latest raghead terrorist attack in Golders Green.. “Polanski reposted … Continue reading →

Arnie Slot

24 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

is a cunt. That softarsed egg headed third rate cunt Arnie ‘In The’ Slot wanting an ‘apology’ for the result at Old Trafford on Sunday last. It’s just the way it goes, you soft bald Scouse bastard. Did we … Continue reading →

Peter Kay (6)

23 May 2026 @ 6:00 am

What a cunt. The ‘northern funny man’ is doing four gigs in Bolton for Bolton Hospice. However, the thing is, Kay has insisted that only those with a Bolton postcode need apply. I personally think he is about as … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [389]

22 May 2026 @ 11:44 am

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 388 by picking American actress Ann Robinson (not to be confused with the ginger woman on The Weakest Link) who has died aged 96.Over a long Hollywood career she was perhaps … Continue reading →

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Gaia-X Advances Practical Interoperability at Tech-X Athens

31 May 2026 @ 6:10 am

ATHENS - Greece - Gaia-X has successfully concluded Tech-X & Hackathon #9, which took place on 28 and 29 May 2026 in partnership with Gaia-X Hub Greece, operated by the Laboratory for Manufacturing Systems & Automation (LMS). The post Gaia-X Advances Practical Interoperability at Tech-X Athens appeared first on Daily Squib.

“Comrades, we are banning and cancelling George Orwell’s book 1984”

30 May 2026 @ 7:40 am

SCUNTHORPE - England - The woke indoctrination education system of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain bans George Orwell's book, 1984. The post “Comrades, we are banning and cancelling George Orwell’s book 1984” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Global Economic Outlook Balances Geopolitical Risks Against AI Gains

29 May 2026 @ 3:16 pm

GENEVA - Switzerland - Chief economists aligned with the World Economic Forum foresee economic headwinds due to the continuing crisis at the Strait of Hormuz. The post Global Economic Outlook Balances Geopolitical Risks Against AI Gains appeared first on Daily Squib.

Nowhere to Hide: The Intelligent Future of Warfare

28 May 2026 @ 2:53 pm

LONDON - England - The future of warfare will be fought by smart, intelligent weapons assisted by autonomous AI systems. There will be nowhere to hide. The post Nowhere to Hide: The Intelligent Future of Warfare appeared first on Daily Squib.

“Comrades, I welcome 1 million NEETs in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain”

28 May 2026 @ 10:45 am

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer welcomes over 1 million NEETs in the PRSB. The post “Comrades, I welcome 1 million NEETs in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Let’s Celebrate ‘Controlling Our Borders’ Brexit Champion Boris Johnson’s Boriswave

28 May 2026 @ 7:05 am

LONDON - England - Thanks to the Boriswave conducted by Brexit champion Boris Johnson the UK's borders are secure. The post Let’s Celebrate ‘Controlling Our Borders’ Brexit Champion Boris Johnson’s Boriswave appeared first on Daily Squib.

How Does Web Design Influence Our Online Behavior?

26 May 2026 @ 11:53 am

LONDON - England - Web design is an integral component in website architecture that can make or break a site. The post How Does Web Design Influence Our Online Behavior? appeared first on Daily Squib.

Scotland – The Land of Milk and Honey Where Everything is Free

26 May 2026 @ 6:02 am

GLASGOW - Scotland - Welcome to a country that is the land of milk and honey, where literally billions of pounds are thrown at it every year. The post Scotland – The Land of Milk and Honey Where Everything is Free appeared first on Daily Squib.

Nicola Sturgeon Had No Idea About Lavish Gifts From £400,000 Embezzled Funds

25 May 2026 @ 11:58 pm

EDINBURGH - Scotland - The former Scottish SNP leader, Nicola Sturgeon, has denied any knowledge of her former husband's embezzled funds. The post Nicola Sturgeon Had No Idea About Lavish Gifts From £400,000 Embezzled Funds appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Daily Squib Survived Keir Starmer’s Campaign to Take Away All Our Advertising

24 May 2026 @ 7:04 am

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib continues to write its political satire despite a concerted Labour campaign to take away our advertising. The post The Daily Squib Survived Keir Starmer’s Campaign to Take Away All Our Advertising appeared first on Daily Squib.

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