Tag: Humour

is a cunt. Non UK National saved from deportation due to potential mental harm and risk of drug addiction if repatriated to his home land. So in a snip. He had received cautions for shoplifting and bringing a bladed weapon … Continue reading →

is a cunt. Well apparently, this year’s “Spotify Wrapped” (me neither) has been released, giving fans/idiots a personalised summary of their listening habits over the last year. The streaming giant said/alleged that Puerto Rican star Bad Bunny (see * above) … Continue reading →

Let’s start off the New Year with a little quiz. Two questions. What do you think everyone is laughing at ? Why are the men especially enthused by this social gathering ?

As the festive season begins, Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny wil soon be on our screens again. Now, in the 90s, it had the biggest acts of the time on it. Oasis, Blur. Pulp, Bjork and others appeared on the … Continue reading →

The DVSA and the mysterious disappearing driving test slots. I saw this and thought what the fuck? BBC News. Now, I took and passed my driving test on the 6th May 1976. Booking a test on-line was not an option. … Continue reading →

I recognise that Modern Britain is a soft as shit disaster zone but if any govt,even this present cesspit of vermin,wanted a boost in the “opinion polls” ,they would ensure that the accused particularly those facing the most serious charges … Continue reading →

  Welcome Mr smith, please include a supportive link in future. C.A. If a white Englishman, whose ancestry on this Sceptered Isle goes back hundreds if not thousands of years, is British. And if a Muslim, who arrived from Somalia … Continue reading →

Compliments of the Season fellow cunters ! A yuletide nomination for Christmas Parking – or more accurately, people who inexplicably have a driving license, yet lack the ability to park their car correctly. They usually fall into one of 3 … Continue reading →

On the subject of charities, lots of them have TV ads. Am I the only person who has noticed that, not only do they recycle the ad from last year ( and the previous umpteen years ) , but the … Continue reading →

I know it’s called the silly season. But why the hell do people buy those extortionately priced calendars at this time of year? Whole stalls and shops appear with these damn things full of them. Long gone bands (Beatles, Queen, … Continue reading →