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is a cunt. Required: The patience of a saint. Elbow length gardening gloves ( the kind you wear when removing brambles/nettles. A drawstring bag, preferably heavy duty. Method: Lull cat into a sense of false security and attempt to feed … Continue reading →

The Church of England [5] and Its Imaginary Sorrow

20 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Imagine deciding that something that may have happened three centuries ago requires an apology now and reparations to the tune of £100 million. That’s the state of the Church of England it seems. A more amoral,pompous and nihilistic set of … Continue reading →

Not Deporting Foreign Criminals

20 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

GB News. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why the hell these people are still in the UK. Why are we not transporting them from prison straight onto a flight back to their country of origin? Why are … Continue reading →

El Fattah and the Government

19 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

are cunts. At first delighted that an Egyptian had been freed from prison and welcomed with open arms to the dumping ground of the Third World.. Then upset when it turns out the camel jockey is another Islamic nutter who … Continue reading →

Female ‘astronauts

19 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. Well, this lot weren’t really astronauts wehre they? All 11 minute expensive fairground ride really doesn’t constitute going to space does it? I thought that slapper Katy Perry would be the most publicity seeking, but I have been … Continue reading →

Adfenovirus

18 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

“They are out of sorts in Sunderland and terribly dull in Kent” so said Noel Coward in There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner, and just to make sure that we still feel down and out, not only does … Continue reading →

Richard Williamson

18 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt…… fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far. The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours. “Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying … Continue reading →

Tranny Madness (2)

17 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Allow me to present to cunters a further installment in a new series entitled ‘Tranny Madness’. This is the cautionary tale of one Ryan Haley, who’s been banged up after being found guilty of a sexual assault on a woman … Continue reading →

England Down Under

17 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. There’s (sort of) good news and there’s bad news as England’s cricketers stumble about on the 2025-26 Ashes tour in Australia. The (sort of) good news? Well they’ve actually gone and won a test match in Oz for … Continue reading →

British History

16 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

is a cunt. For want of a better title, I declare Unreliable British History a complete cunt. As evidenced by the story of Britain’s first black woman who, surprise, surprise, turns out not to have been black at all. ‘The … Continue reading →

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GREENLAND – WATCH OUT! WE’RE COMING THROUGH!

21 January 2026 @ 1:08 am

GREENLAND - The Greenlanders and polar bears are waiting for something, but they're not sure what yet. The post GREENLAND – WATCH OUT! WE’RE COMING THROUGH! appeared first on Daily Squib.

U.S. Data Will Now be Compromised by Starmer’s Super Spy China Embassy

20 January 2026 @ 3:12 pm

LONDON - England - PM Keir Starmer has okayed the building of a huge Super Spy China Embassy that MI5 and GCHQ have said could compromise national security. The post U.S. Data Will Now be Compromised by Starmer’s Super Spy China Embassy appeared first on Daily Squib.

UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

19 January 2026 @ 10:57 pm

LONDON - England - The weak and ineffectual UK and European nations will send a combat force to Greenland to counteract Trump. The post UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland appeared first on Daily Squib.

World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility

19 January 2026 @ 11:56 am

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report from the World Economic Forum reveals that global supply chains are in a state of structural volatility. The post World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility appeared first on Daily Squib.

America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks

19 January 2026 @ 10:18 am

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Federal agencies confirmed today that America’s most unpredictable threat no longer wears balaclavas, but instead favours dinosaur pyjamas and has limited impulse control -- yep, toddlers on the rampage. The post America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks appeared first on Daily Squib.

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