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Aint hindsight a wonderful thing. Everyfucker fucked up apparently. Well according to Baroness Hallet. A lawyer. We know Boris couldnt organise a fuck up in a brothel but then, given the circumstances in 2020 who could? However, should we get … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [379]

12 December 2025 @ 11:02 pm

Congratulationsto Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 378 by picking the renowned Scottish actor and comedian Stanley Baxter who died yesterday in Denville Hall a London care home for entertainers aged 99.Baxter started as a child actor and … Continue reading →

Grief and Grieving

12 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Many years ago in my younger days I met and fell head over heels in love with a beautiful girl. We spent a decade together and spent most of the early years in particular, living in each others pockets, such … Continue reading →

Greta Thunberg [23]

11 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Woe is me. Just when you thought it was safe to get into your gondola for a fun trip around the canals of Venice, who pops up but Greta ‘The Doom Goblin’ Thunberg to spoil things. Fresh from her triumphant … Continue reading →

The Magic Charms of Sierra Leone

10 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Regrettably I’ve had to cancel the planned family holiday after discovering West Africa might not be quite “up to snuff”.. It seems sorcery and black magic are very much part of their vibrant relaxed culture,unfortunately it also often means murdering … Continue reading →

Fast Track Deportations

9 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Ms.Mahmood has announced “fast track” deportations, blocking visas from three African countries amongst other possible changes to the chocolate teapot that is our immigration “system”.. Will it get past her own colleagues? Is she full of shit? Will Pakistan,Iran and … Continue reading →

Coarse Fishing

8 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

Coarse fishing in my eyes is a cunt. Angler catches 1,080 fish in five hours in Wye Championship | Hereford Times. I can understand the pike/carp fishing side of it to a point, Its very easy to do while sat … Continue reading →

Mary Magdalene

7 December 2025 @ 9:00 am

May I have the privilege of introducing Mary Magdalene to IsAC? No, not THAT Mary Magdalene, but a Canadian ‘model’ who’s spent something like £380k for the purpose of turning herself into a ‘mutant hybrid apocalyptic otherworldly goddess’. As you … Continue reading →

The Independent Commission on UK Counterterrorism

6 December 2025 @ 11:00 am

The Independent Commission on UK Counterterrorism has warned in its review that conditions in Syrian detention camps such as Al Hol and Al Roj ” constitute inhuman and degrading treatment” It goes on to say that the “Government should facilitate … Continue reading →

Elasticated bed sheets

6 December 2025 @ 7:00 am

Apologies to the admins for the brevity of this cunting but I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes putting one of these fuckers on. Elasticated bed sheets are a cunt. Especially when you are trying to fit a single bed … Continue reading →

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‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

13 December 2025 @ 7:20 pm

HACKNEY - England - The 'open borders' Green Party leader is fed up with the lack of diversity in the cottaging industry. The post ‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry appeared first on Daily Squib.

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

13 December 2025 @ 1:34 pm

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib Anthology has sold out! The post The Daily Squib Sold Out! appeared first on Daily Squib.

“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

12 December 2025 @ 8:28 am

LONDON - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves has praised her heavy taxation policies, which have contracted the economy by another 0.1%. The post “Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

12 December 2025 @ 12:09 am

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, said today that Europe must prepare for war with Russia which it has been funding by buying Russian oil and gas. The post Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas appeared first on Daily Squib.

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

11 December 2025 @ 10:57 am

LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union, but Brexit never happened any way, so why cry? The post Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway appeared first on Daily Squib.

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

11 December 2025 @ 12:39 am

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Get ready for another Falkland Isles invasion, but this time Kier Starmer will give away the British territory without a fight. The post Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

9 December 2025 @ 10:35 am

LIVERPOOL - England - Economists have made a remarkable discovery about how socialist money magically teleports from "working people" to "lazy people" overnight. The post Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight appeared first on Daily Squib.

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

8 December 2025 @ 10:04 am

HELSINKI - EU - A man was roughed up and quickly arrested for his right to free speech as the EU president celebrated the EU championing free speech. The post BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration appeared first on Daily Squib.

Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades

6 December 2025 @ 11:36 am

SCUNTHORPE - England - Please be patient as the country, through collectivist redistribution of wealth, transitions from socialism to full communism. Thank you. The post Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades appeared first on Daily Squib.

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

5 December 2025 @ 1:29 pm

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has vowed to build more gulags to imprison people who have had non-jury trials. The post STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials” appeared first on Daily Squib.

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