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is a cunt. For want of a better title, I declare Unreliable British History a complete cunt. As evidenced by the story of Britain’s first black woman who, surprise, surprise, turns out not to have been black at all. ‘The … Continue reading →

The scûm at the BBC (147) and the Islamist massacre at Bondi Beach

16 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

Dear Aunty Beeb has outdone herself once more with yet another arse backwards “take” or opinion piece on the Islamic state attack. This time it’s a lengthy discussion about the knotty problem of gun control and whether less guns is … Continue reading →

Constant inquiries

15 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Now they boil my piss, when someone who does not do your job sticks their nose in with a “should have done better attitude”. It pretty much applies to everything in life it would seem apart from the people who … Continue reading →

Jake Paul

15 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter. I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the … Continue reading →

Russia and the war in the Ukraine

14 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

is a cunt. Russia and the war in Ukraine These comments are consistently removed by BBC Have Your Say. What do Russia want from Ukraine? It’s costing them billions for no reason. We can speculate that they want their minerals … Continue reading →

Lenny Henry (13)

14 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Well gwapple me gwapenuts, it’s everyone’s favourite race grifter. Sir Lenward is returning to Stand Up in 1 hour 50 minutes of side-splitting hilarity.. A ‘comedian’ who built his career on the basis of one funny joke … Continue reading →

Profiting From Laziness

13 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

One of the main reasons this country is in such a parlous state is because of how lazy people are. I don’t just mean the benefits-scrounging wasters who are happy to contribute fuck all and never work. Gimme, gimme, gimme … Continue reading →

Wayne Pegg

13 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. a 24 year old father of two was stopped driving his Mercedes A search of the car, and a subsequent search of a houseboat uncovered quantities of class A drugs and mobile phones that provided evidence of … Continue reading →

Cliff Richard’s Prostate Cancer

12 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Oh gawd….the country’s oldest bachelor boy has reappeared to let us know that he is still alive but more importantly that he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and is now on the mend. He urged men to “get tested, get … Continue reading →

The Use of the Word Alleged

12 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

In this wonderful world of cctv, their is a lot of footage about of people doing some nasty shit. It fucks me off when the said person in the footage denies it, but fuck me when the press and other … Continue reading →

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QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables

16 January 2026 @ 9:08 am

LONDON - England - The nation's national security and economy is at risk when the Chinese Super Spy Embassy is built in the capital. The post QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables appeared first on Daily Squib.

Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party

15 January 2026 @ 12:25 pm

LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party has sacked the Conservative Party MP Robert Jenrick for being conservative. The post Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party appeared first on Daily Squib.

Huzzah! It’s National Pothole Day!

15 January 2026 @ 7:44 am

LONDON - England - It's National Pothole Day, so pick up your car's suspension off the ground and celebrate. The post Huzzah! It’s National Pothole Day! appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you

14 January 2026 @ 9:40 pm

LIVERPOOL - England - The Big State Labour Party is happy to announce a new rail link up north for the benefit of soviet citizens who enjoy a good U-turn. The post Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you appeared first on Daily Squib.

Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition

14 January 2026 @ 1:05 pm

GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum’s Global Risks Report 2026 warns that geopolitical and economic pressures are intensifying as the world enters what it describes as a new age of competition. The post Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition appeared first on Daily Squib.

What’s Going On With the Premier League at the Moment?

14 January 2026 @ 6:53 am

LONDON - England - What's going on in the Premier League at the moment, our thoughts about the challenges now, and ahead? The post What’s Going On With the Premier League at the Moment? appeared first on Daily Squib.

“I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!”

13 January 2026 @ 12:59 pm

LONDON - England - Comrades, I am delighted to announce that I have okayed a massive spy network embassy for China in the capital. The post “I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

“Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!”

13 January 2026 @ 7:05 am

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer wants your sons and daughters to fight in the war so that the democratic elections can be postponed indefinitely. Compulsory conscription it is then, The post “Comrades! We need to talk about that small thing called – conscription!” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report

12 January 2026 @ 7:44 pm

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report by the WEF highlights the serious risks of cyber-enabled fraud and the vulnerabilities of global AI usage. The post Cyber-Enabled Fraud Now One of the Most Pervasive Global Threats, Says New Report appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!

12 January 2026 @ 5:33 pm

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, all depictions of bikinis or anyone wearing a bikini will now be banned, forthwith, from the People's Republic of Soviet Britain. The post Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned! appeared first on Daily Squib.

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