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are cunts. At first delighted that an Egyptian had been freed from prison and welcomed with open arms to the dumping ground of the Third World.. Then upset when it turns out the camel jockey is another Islamic nutter who … Continue reading →

Female ‘astronauts

19 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. Well, this lot weren’t really astronauts wehre they? All 11 minute expensive fairground ride really doesn’t constitute going to space does it? I thought that slapper Katy Perry would be the most publicity seeking, but I have been … Continue reading →

Adfenovirus

18 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

“They are out of sorts in Sunderland and terribly dull in Kent” so said Noel Coward in There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner, and just to make sure that we still feel down and out, not only does … Continue reading →

Richard Williamson

18 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt…… fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far. The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours. “Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying … Continue reading →

Tranny Madness (2)

17 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Allow me to present to cunters a further installment in a new series entitled ‘Tranny Madness’. This is the cautionary tale of one Ryan Haley, who’s been banged up after being found guilty of a sexual assault on a woman … Continue reading →

England Down Under

17 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

are cunts. There’s (sort of) good news and there’s bad news as England’s cricketers stumble about on the 2025-26 Ashes tour in Australia. The (sort of) good news? Well they’ve actually gone and won a test match in Oz for … Continue reading →

British History

16 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

is a cunt. For want of a better title, I declare Unreliable British History a complete cunt. As evidenced by the story of Britain’s first black woman who, surprise, surprise, turns out not to have been black at all. ‘The … Continue reading →

The scûm at the BBC (147) and the Islamist massacre at Bondi Beach

16 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

Dear Aunty Beeb has outdone herself once more with yet another arse backwards “take” or opinion piece on the Islamic state attack. This time it’s a lengthy discussion about the knotty problem of gun control and whether less guns is … Continue reading →

Constant inquiries

15 January 2026 @ 11:00 am

Now they boil my piss, when someone who does not do your job sticks their nose in with a “should have done better attitude”. It pretty much applies to everything in life it would seem apart from the people who … Continue reading →

Jake Paul

15 January 2026 @ 7:00 am

is a cunt. Was he brave taking on Joshua or just a fucking idiot risking his life, I think the latter. I watched the ‘fight’ on Netflix, Joshua spent most of the time chasing Paul around the ring, on the … Continue reading →

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UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

19 January 2026 @ 10:57 pm

LONDON - England - The weak and ineffectual UK and European nations will send a combat force to Greenland to counteract Trump. The post UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland appeared first on Daily Squib.

World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility

19 January 2026 @ 11:56 am

GENEVA - Switzerland - A new report from the World Economic Forum reveals that global supply chains are in a state of structural volatility. The post World Economic Forum: Global Supply Chains Enter New Era of Structural Volatility appeared first on Daily Squib.

America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks

19 January 2026 @ 10:18 am

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Federal agencies confirmed today that America’s most unpredictable threat no longer wears balaclavas, but instead favours dinosaur pyjamas and has limited impulse control -- yep, toddlers on the rampage. The post America’s Most Dangerous Toddlers and Their Glocks appeared first on Daily Squib.

BREAKING: U.S. Forces Arrest President of Greenland

19 January 2026 @ 2:23 am

GREENLAND - U.S. forces have successfully captured and arrested the President of Greenland, the White House has revealed. The post BREAKING: U.S. Forces Arrest President of Greenland appeared first on Daily Squib.

QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables

16 January 2026 @ 9:08 am

LONDON - England - The nation's national security and economy is at risk when the Chinese Super Spy Embassy is built in the capital. The post QUANTUM COMPUTERS: Chinese Super Spy Embassy Will Drill into Data Cables appeared first on Daily Squib.

Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party

15 January 2026 @ 12:25 pm

LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party has sacked the Conservative Party MP Robert Jenrick for being conservative. The post Socialist Tory Party Has Sacked Conservative MP From Party appeared first on Daily Squib.

Huzzah! It’s National Pothole Day!

15 January 2026 @ 7:44 am

LONDON - England - It's National Pothole Day, so pick up your car's suspension off the ground and celebrate. The post Huzzah! It’s National Pothole Day! appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you

14 January 2026 @ 9:40 pm

LIVERPOOL - England - The Big State Labour Party is happy to announce a new rail link up north for the benefit of soviet citizens who enjoy a good U-turn. The post Comrades, we announce a new northern rail link for you appeared first on Daily Squib.

Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition

14 January 2026 @ 1:05 pm

GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum’s Global Risks Report 2026 warns that geopolitical and economic pressures are intensifying as the world enters what it describes as a new age of competition. The post Global Risks Report 2026: Geopolitical and Economic Risks Rise in New Age of Competition appeared first on Daily Squib.

What’s Going On With the Premier League at the Moment?

14 January 2026 @ 6:53 am

LONDON - England - What's going on in the Premier League at the moment, our thoughts about the challenges now, and ahead? The post What’s Going On With the Premier League at the Moment? appeared first on Daily Squib.

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