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From a friend who works in a bank, locally… “An Immigrant came in last week to open a bank account. Two days later he had £1,500 in Benefits paid in. Today he came back because his card was blocked (due … Continue reading →

Falling foul of the German speech crime laws

29 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

is a right cunt. David Bendels, editor of an “AfD- adjacent” rag took the piss out of a useless cunt who is currently stealing a living posing as the German Interior Minister. The useless cunt aka Nancy Faeser posing as … Continue reading →

Jess Phillips (12)

28 April 2025 @ 11:00 am

is a monumental cunt. Not only has she sneakily watered down the token local inquiries into the P*ki rape gangs she did it in an empty HoC on the afternoon before Easter shutdown. The allocated 5 million will now be … Continue reading →

Business Rate Increase

28 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

Been doing my usual rounds seeing my customers, salesman to specialist retailers that I am. My trade, for the most part, is made up of small businesses run by one or two people. A common theme I’m hearing “business … Continue reading →

Lazarus Species

27 April 2025 @ 11:00 am

Cunts real or fiction? They said they’d bring back the mammoth. And in our lifetime ( well mine at any rate) we WILL see mammoth roaming on the frosty steppes of Siberia. You doubt me? Think I’m gullible? It’s science … Continue reading →

The Naughty Step

27 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

A Church of England nursery – probably run by a mincing poofter or a hatchet faced old lesbian – have expelled a boy of 3 or 4 for being “transphobic”. Unlike the former Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby who has … Continue reading →

Abtisam Mohamed and Yuan Yang

26 April 2025 @ 11:00 am

lovely British names, are cunts. These two foreign agitators get turned around and deported from Israel. Oh dear how sad. These two cunts said they were part of an official parliamentary delegation, turns out that was a lie. Both … Continue reading →

White Van Man Going Woke

26 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

GENERAL NOTE TO ALL: It’s becoming a too frequent event for cunters to post “O/T” comments and thus start a new thread within an existing nomination. Let’s keep the comments ON topic out of respect for the nominator and the … Continue reading →

Harry Hewitt [24]

25 April 2025 @ 11:00 am

Let’s hear it again for entitled manchild Harry who has jetted into Britain yet again to top up his piggy bank in the courts, as he still feels offended and put upon. The money grubbing Joe Ronce seems to forget … Continue reading →

Delivery Drones

25 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

Inspired by Miserable Northern Cunts comment about seeing a delivery robot in Altrincham recently, I decided to have a little wander around the t’interweb to see what was what. I came across this. About Amazon. Well, I don’t know about … Continue reading →

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Comrades, We Have Created a New Land of Hope and Glory

29 April 2025 @ 8:08 pm

GRIMSBY - England - Supreme comrade Starmer today gave a wonderfully inclusive socialist speech about the new Land of Hope and Glory. The post Comrades, We Have Created a New Land of Hope and Glory appeared first on Daily Squib.

Illegal Invaders Demand International Recognition For Illegal Invasion

29 April 2025 @ 7:28 pm

MOSCOW - Russia - The Russian foreign minister, Sergey Lavrov, has unequivocally rejected any peace deal regarding the illegal invasion of Ukraine. The post Illegal Invaders Demand International Recognition For Illegal Invasion appeared first on Daily Squib.

Monopoly Money: Trump is Destroying the Dollar

28 April 2025 @ 7:11 pm

NEW YORK - USA - The dollar is now going down the chute. The Trump Dump of the almighty greenback. The post Monopoly Money: Trump is Destroying the Dollar appeared first on Daily Squib.

Hit the Energy: Russian Hackers Having Field Day in Europe Blackout

28 April 2025 @ 1:50 pm

MADRID - Spain - The EU is in chaos, with Spain, Portugal and France being affected by a coordinated attack by Russian hackers. The post Hit the Energy: Russian Hackers Having Field Day in Europe Blackout appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrades, Your Council Tax Rises Pay For Crucial 4-Star Hotels For Fake Asylum Seekers

28 April 2025 @ 9:35 am

LONDON - England - Commissar Cooper has outlined why your council tax payments are increasing again for the sixth time this year. The post Comrades, Your Council Tax Rises Pay For Crucial 4-Star Hotels For Fake Asylum Seekers appeared first on Daily Squib.

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