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Chaos in PRSB As Commissars Revolt Against Comrade Starmer
14 May 2026 @ 1:12 pm
GRIMSBY - England - Labour Party commissars are revolting. Comrade Starmer is now in his bunker. The People's Republic of Soviet Britain is at a crossroads.
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Gravitational Wave Detectors Can Now ‘autotune’ Signals to Harmonise the Heavens
14 May 2026 @ 7:55 am
GLASGOW - Scotland - Gravitational wave researchers working on the world’s most sensitive scientific instruments have found a way to tune their detectors using a process akin to the pitch-correction used in music production.
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Even Larry the Cat Shows His Disdain Along With UK 10-Year Gilts
13 May 2026 @ 7:46 am
LONDON - England - Much like the bond markets, Larry the Cat knows things way before any humans get a sniff at what's happening.
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“I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! CHAOSSSSS!”
12 May 2026 @ 5:52 am
PLANET SCUNTHORPE - KEIR DAVROS HAS MADE A DEFIANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF HIS RULE.
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Artificial Intelligence Emerging as a Key Competitive Advantage in Cybersecurity, New Report Finds
10 May 2026 @ 9:30 am
GENEVA - Switzerland - Artificial intelligence is transforming the cybersecurity landscape at an unprecedented pace and is now regarded as the single biggest catalyst for change in the industry, according to a new report from the World Economic Forum.
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Comical Starmer Reassures Labour Party After Election Drubbing
8 May 2026 @ 5:20 pm
SCUNTHORPE - England - Comical Starmer has reassured Labour Party members that everything is okay and there is nothing to worry about.
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LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS: “Comrades, everything is okay. Nothing has changed!”
8 May 2026 @ 9:16 am
SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer is defiant despite massive Labour Party losses with the local election results.
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VOTE LABOUR: “Comrades, today I am ordering you to vote for Labour”
7 May 2026 @ 6:11 am
SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer is ordering all citizens of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain to vote for Labour.
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We’re Giving Away 1,000 FREE Tickets on an EXCLUSIVE Hantavirus Cruise
4 May 2026 @ 4:16 pm
SOUTHAMPTON - England - The Daily Squib is giving away 1,000 free tickets on an exclusive hantavirus cruise.
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Man Buys 15 Tumble Dryers For His One Bedroom Home
4 May 2026 @ 4:20 am
LONDON - England - A man from Finchley, North London, has purchased 15 tumble dryers in defiance of Ed Miliband.
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