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Liz Truss Gives The Internet A 'Gift Of A GIF' For The Ages On Fox News
17 April 2024 @ 10:10 am
Liz Truss's new book, called Ten Years To Save The West, comes less than two years after her mini-budget sent the UK markets into freefall.Liz Truss has gone viral yet again after she was captured on camera making an unfortunate blunder while trying to promote her controversial new book.The former prime minister, who has a reputation for making rather unfortunate gaffes, went on the right-w
Lana Del Rey Details Behind-The-Scenes Chaos Leading Up To Coachella Performance
17 April 2024 @ 9:33 am
Lana Del ReyLana Del Rey has revealed that disaster struck in more ways than one before her Coachella headline performance over the weekend.The singer closed the show on the main stage at the California music festival on Friday (12 April), where she performed fan favourites like Summertime Sadness, Chemtrails Over The Country Club, and Video Games, which featured a surprise appearance from
This 1 Skin Change Could Be An Early Warning Sign Of Diabetes, According To A Doctor
17 April 2024 @ 9:27 am
According to Diabetes UK, 4.3 million people in the UK live with diabetes. Additionally, 850,000 people could be living with diabetes who are yet to be diagnosed.While diabetes is a chronic condition which impacts the entire body, the condition is manageable once diagnosed. According to the NHS, there are no lifestyle changes you can make to lower your risk of type 1 diabetes. However,
Smoking Ban Opposition Shows Just How Out Of Touch Tory Leadership Hopefuls Really Are
17 April 2024 @ 9:19 am
Braverman, Mordaunt and Badenoch are all opposed to the ban.Rishi Sunak won the backing of the House of Commons for his phased smoking ban last night - at the expense of his own rapidly-diminishing authority.Although the result - 383 to 67 - was comprehensive, the failure of so many Tory MPs to vote for the measure demonstrated once again how little they fear their boss.Even more significant was the identity of those who proudly rebelled against
Joe Biden Taunts Trump Over Truth Social Stock Plunge As Crowd Laughs
17 April 2024 @ 8:59 am
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Greg Rutherford Shares Graphic Post-Surgery Photos After Grisly Dancing On Ice Accident
17 April 2024 @ 7:52 am
Greg Rutherford pictured during his time on Dancing On IceOlympian Greg Rutherford has updated fans on his recovery after suffering a serious injury during training for this year’s Dancing On Ice.The gold medallist made it to the top four of the ITV skating show earlier this year, but was forced to pull out of the competition ahead of the finale after an accident in rehears
Robert Downey Jr Explains Why Acting In Oppenheimer Was Like 'Picking Fly S**t Out Of Pepper'
17 April 2024 @ 7:02 am
Robert Downey Jr at the premiere of Oppenheimer a year agoFollowing his Oscar win for his performance in Oppenheimer, Robert Downey Jr. has likened acting in the historical drama to “picking fly s**t out of pepper”. In an
'Car Crash Answer': Tory Minister Roasted Over Bizarre Rwanda Flights Remark
17 April 2024 @ 6:56 am
Laura Trott was quizzed by Kay Burley this morning.A Tory minister has been slammed on social media after she gave a bizarre answer on when deportation flights to Rwanda will eventually take off.Laura Trott insisted planes taking asylum seekers to the east African country will be in the air in the spring - then refused to say when that was.The awkward exchange took place on Sky News this m
David Beckham Shares Amazing Candid Family Photos To Mark Victoria's 50th Birthday
17 April 2024 @ 6:35 am
Victoria and David Beckham pictured together last yearDavid Beckham took us all on a nostalgia tribute as he shared an emotional tribute to his wife Victoria on her 50th birthday.On Wednesday morning, the former England striker shared a montage of personal family photos and videos, which also included footage from Victoria’s days in the
Grand Designs Host Kevin McCloud Reveals The 1 Thing Homeowners Get Wrong When Decorating Their Homes
17 April 2024 @ 6:00 am
Starting way back in 1999, Grand Designs is a real staple in British homemaker TV, especially for those of us who love nothing more than judging people’s huge life choices while we sit in our pyjamas at home with no actual input on the outcome whatsoever.Host Kevin McCloud has been there for the entire journey and has witnessed a whole wealth of homes — from lighthouses to shipping containers — and when we caught up with the host recently, ahead of Grand Designs Live, we thought who better to speak to about our own homes and how we decorate the
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Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up
17 April 2024 @ 9:50 am
A New York judge has reportedly offered Trump a one-day reprieve from his fraud trial to attend his son Barron's High School Graduation - on the condition that he successfully identifies him in a police-style line-up.
Banning cigarettes for young people will ensure they are as impossible to buy as cannabis, insists government
16 April 2024 @ 3:10 pm
Government plans to ban the sale of cigarettes will make them as hard to get hold of as cannabis, we can report today.
Man seriously injured after opening his kitchen Tupperware cupboard without a helmet
16 April 2024 @ 12:00 pm
A man has been seriously injured today after completely forgetting to wear a helmet before opening the Tupperware cupboard in his kitchen.
Donald Trump left devastated after receiving endorsement from woman who lost to a lettuce
16 April 2024 @ 7:59 am
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has been left questioning his future in politics after earning a ringing endorsement from Liz Truss, a politician now synonymous with abject failure and having her premiership outlived by a lettuce.
Premier League title back in the balance as Harry Kane signs for Manchester City
15 April 2024 @ 2:24 pm
Harry Kane has signed for Manchester City until the end of the season it is revealed, so he can surely fucking win a trophy, for God sake.
‘Smacking never did me any harm’ argue parents psychologically compelled to hit their own children
15 April 2024 @ 11:32 am
After government officials rejected further calls to ban smacking in England, the age-old debate around whether or not it's right to assault a child has reared its head once again.
Wailing simpletons feeling bereft after learning that Sydney attacker wasn’t an Islamist
15 April 2024 @ 8:28 am
Racist simpletons who spend every waking hour looking for something to be scared of have been left bereft today after learning that the Sydney attacker wasn't an Islamist.
“The book said IF I did it… IF,” pleads OJ Simpson to Saint Peter after being stopped at the pearly gates
12 April 2024 @ 1:30 pm
In an unexpected celestial legal challenge, the recently deceased O.J. Simpson has reportedly been halted at the Pearly Gates by a stern-looking Saint Peter wielding a dog-eared copy of Simpson’s infamous book, “If I Did It.”
Government relentlessly chasing down overpayments to unpaid carers gives nonchalant shrug in direction of £200m given to Michelle Mone
12 April 2024 @ 9:16 am
In a further resolute display of fiscal responsibility, the UK government is continuing its unwavering pursuit of carers who were overpaid by a few pounds in their Carer's Allowance, while giving a nonchalant shrug in the general direction of Tory peer Michelle Mone, who is sitting pretty on a cool £200 million from a less-than-spotless PPE deal.
Poo particles appalled to find themselves living on your manky old toothbrush
12 April 2024 @ 8:40 am
After toothbrush scientists revealed that most toothbrushes are riddled with tiny pieces of human faeces, poo particles have announced they are disgusted by the findings.
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