Tag: Humour

A nonprofit in Rwanda gave gorillas bank accounts as a way to provide compensation to those who render assistance to them, with both the government and donors funding the project. What do you think? The post Conservationists Give Gorillas Bank Accounts appeared first on The Onion.

The 2026 Met Gala will take place Monday, May 4. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the annual star-studded event. 1 in 3 Invitees aware the Met is a museum 5th Floor where the real Anna Wintour is safely stored while her decoy attends the gala $25 Target gift card awarded to […] The post The Met Gala By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.

HUNT VALLEY, MD—Hailing the product as a life-changing alternative for those in need of controlled withdrawal solutions, officials at packaged food giant McCormick & Co. introduced a first-of-its-kind smooth and hearty transdermal gravy patch Tuesday. “At McCormick, we know well the frustrations and difficult side effects that come with abrupt attempts to quit gravy, so […] The post McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch appeared first on The Onion.

The post Table Tennis Champion Too Weak To Hoist Trophy Over Head appeared first on The Onion.

The post Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner appeared first on The Onion.

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The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think? The post James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo appeared first on The Onion.

WASHINGTON—Mortified at the effect his blundering might have on delicate relations between the two countries, Japanese diplomat Ryuto Tanaka confirmed Thursday that he was worried he had embarrassed himself in front of Kid Rock. “This is a man of great importance in the United States, and I have dishonored myself as well as the Japanese […] The post Japanese Diplomat Worried He Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Kid Rock appeared first on The Onion.

The post Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence appeared first on The Onion.

President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving it the acronym NICE. What do you think? The post Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE appeared first on The Onion.