A great reference of the world’s top cunts.
Dead Pool [388]
20 April 2026 @ 11:09 am
Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has won Dead Pool 387 by picking English Zooologist Ethologist surrealist painter Broadcaster and Author Desmond Morris who died yesterday aged 98.He was best known for his book The Naked Ape published in 1967 and … Continue reading →
T-shirts
20 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
I have dozens of them. They are separated into 2 categories. Smart and expensive and smart and not so expensive. I hope that doesn’t sound snobbish, but T-shirts are the things to wear year round in our climate, and … Continue reading →
Must see TV and other modish shite
19 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
While flicking through the TV guide the other day there was a programme featuring someone called Harry Clark who is “one of the most recognisable faces on TV” after winning the BBC show The Traitors. I had never heard … Continue reading →
Independent enquiry into rape gangs
18 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
A cunting please for that unicorn like creature the Independent enquiry into rape gangs or what ever it’s called. When will this sword of justice be flourished? When will all the victims get some sort of recompense, when will … Continue reading →
Dead Pool [387]
17 April 2026 @ 8:56 pm
Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 386 by picking the Northern Irish Actor Finnian Garbutt who has tragically died from cancer aged just 28.Garbut starred in the BBC Police Drama Hope Street as PC Ryan Power.He also stared … Continue reading →
The Scottish Government
17 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
The clown show that is a glorified school debate club is a cunt, recently they voted against a bill which was in effect a vote against humanity, the assisted dying bill. Predictable voting patterns but the real kicker is … Continue reading →
Modern-Day Glaciers
16 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
Are CUNTS. Diminished versions of something that used to be far more powerful, majestic and important. Compared to the massive, long-lasting ice sheets of the past, today’s glaciers are temporary, fragile, almost inconsequential. Ancient glaciers shaped entire continents. They carved … Continue reading →
Israel (5), Netanyahu (2) and the President of Peace himself – Donald J Trump (11)
15 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
are cunts. The Axis of Epstein are now officially knee deep in shit with Iran and are showing no sign of trying to end something they started – something they started illegally. Boy, those dodgy photos and whatever other evidence … Continue reading →
Our NHS [37]
14 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
Manchester NHS Trust sees fit to employ a dietitian who couldn’t identify the digestive tract or what function the gallbladder performs,amongst other minor issues as having no training at all. Wait for it… “Ifenyinwa Ndulue-Nonso was sacked in August 2024 … Continue reading →
Meghan’s Mock Raspberry Jam
13 April 2026 @ 6:00 am
Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained: “Technically, it can’t be called jam … Continue reading →