Relatively bias news and reviews with a touch of satire.
Brown-nosers and Sycophants Crawl Up Trump For Economic Retribution
17 September 2025 @ 10:26 am
WINDSOR - England - The Labour brown-nosers and sycophants were out in force to dole up tonnes of fake praise and adoration for the visiting Donald Trump.
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Insiders: Meghan Markle Urges Harry to Take Over in UK
17 September 2025 @ 6:22 am
MONTECITO - USA - Insiders reveal how Meghan Markle and Harry plan to come back to the UK to take over in popularity from William and Kate.
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Far-Leftists Who Invented Cancel Culture Receive Cancel Culture
16 September 2025 @ 8:46 am
USA - The far-leftists who invented cancel culture are now receiving large doses of cancel culture after gloating over the violent death of Charlie Kirk.
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Commissar Badenoch Condemns Defection to Brigand Group
16 September 2025 @ 7:28 am
LONDON - England - Commissar Badenoch speaks about the recent defection from her section of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain.
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Russian Supermarkets Brimming With Goods From Everywhere
16 September 2025 @ 6:28 am
VLADIVOSTOK - Russia - Things have not changed a bit since the supposed sanctions from Western countries on Russia. Russian supermarkets have never been fuller of goods.
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Westminster Council to Fix Potholes at Piccadilly Circus
15 September 2025 @ 10:32 am
LONDON - England - Westminster Council has vowed to fix the many potholes at Piccadilly Circus, and ta few other roads in the city.
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Area Man Creates Generic Dumbed-down Internet Satire Headline
15 September 2025 @ 3:02 am
THE INTERNET - USA - An area man has created a generic dumbed-down internet satire headline.
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Woman Accidentally Invents Salad While Looking for Her Keys
14 September 2025 @ 9:55 pm
DEVON - England - A woman recalls the one time when she invented a salad while looking for her keys.
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Cat Becomes Mayor, Promises More Naps for Everyone
14 September 2025 @ 8:18 am
CHISELESTERTON - England - After a cat was elected to be mayor of a town, things changed for the better for the town's folk.
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Surge In Rubber Dinghies Prompts France To Ban All Balloons Over 2 Inches
13 September 2025 @ 7:38 pm
CALAIS - France - The surge in rubber dinghies crossing the Channel have caused the French to ban all balloons over 2-inches in length.
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