Relatively bias news and reviews with a touch of satire.
Comrades, All Pub Landlords to be Made into Net Zero Juice
21 December 2025 @ 11:08 am
MANCHESTER - England - After much insubordination and protest against Labour MPs. All pub landlords will be made into Net Zero Juice,
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The Geopolitical Outlook For the Next 6 Months
20 December 2025 @ 11:41 pm
LONDON - England - We give some analysis and projection for the geopolitical outlook for the next six months.
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Descent into the Dollhouse of Horrors: A Grotesque Guide to “Beauty” That Repels
20 December 2025 @ 5:35 pm
LOS ANGELES - USA - Modern women seem to have taken a wrong turn with what they are doing to themselves. Here is our guide to grotesque "beauty".
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Epstein Island Photos Reveal Real Crime – The Hideous Décor
20 December 2025 @ 10:22 am
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - With scenes reminiscent of some 1980s horror movie, the decor on Epstein Island can best be described as "grotesque" and "creepy".
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Bill Clinton: “I did not have watery relations in that hot tub with that woman”
20 December 2025 @ 9:24 am
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Bill Clinton's office has asserted that the former president never visited Epstein Island.
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I Joined the British Army
18 December 2025 @ 9:58 pm
HACKNEY - England - Many progressive woke LGBTQP Labour Party DEI activists and followers are urged to join the British Army and to be put on the front lines.
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Bill Gates: “I was advising the young ladies on Windows 98”
18 December 2025 @ 9:24 pm
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - In his defence, Bill Gates was only advising the young ladies on the multiple processes of the Windows 98 system.
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Emasculation Charter: Schools Will Indoctrinate Boys to Remove All Masculinity
18 December 2025 @ 8:05 pm
SCUNTHORPE - England - The PRSB is enacting the Emasculation Charter in schools, where boys will have all remnants of masculinity removed through heavy indoctrination methods.
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Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry
18 December 2025 @ 12:22 pm
PARIS - France - Millions of "students" are getting ready for the Erasmus Scheme so they can enter the UK and never leave.
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Chancellor Admits New Economic Plan Is Just A Giant Roulette Wheel
18 December 2025 @ 11:37 am
LONDON - England - Forget about economic statistics and fiscal policy to try and fix the ruined economy, the plan is a simple roulette wheel.
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