Relatively bias news and reviews with a touch of satire.
The Rats of Parliament
6 February 2026 @ 8:00 am
LONDON - England - The Houses of Parliament are infested with rats, apparently. Surely not...
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ALERT : Commissar Wes Streeting is a Threat to Comrade Starmer
5 February 2026 @ 4:31 pm
SCUNTHORPE - England - THIS IS AN ALERT TO THE CITIZENS OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN. COMMISSAR WES STREETING IS A THREAT TO THE BIG STATE.
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More Good News – People’s Bank of Soviet England Downgrades Growth Forecasts
5 February 2026 @ 2:12 pm
LONDON - England - The People's Bank of Soviet England announces more good news as it downgrades growth forecasts for the economy.
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Peter Mandelson Could be Next Labour PM
5 February 2026 @ 12:18 pm
LONDON - England - Peter Mandelson is the popular choice to be the next Labour Prime Minister of Britain the polls and party members reveal.
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Americans in Despair As Somalian “Child Learning Centers” Shut Down
5 February 2026 @ 1:34 am
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Americans are in despair after all those Somalian Child Learning Centers that no kids attend are being shut down.
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How to Choose the Right Martial Arts Dojo For Beginners and Intermediates
4 February 2026 @ 4:44 pm
LONDON - England - Finding the right martial arts dojo is something all students should not scrimp on. Read our guide to help you on your journey.
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Comrades, I made Commissar Mandy an Ambassador to America Despite Knowing Bad Things
4 February 2026 @ 1:54 pm
GRIMSBY - England - I, Comrade Starmer stand by my decision to appoint Commissar Mandy to be ambassador to America despite his corruption.
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The Burden of Mass Immigration as a Shackle to Ruin Economies of Nations
3 February 2026 @ 6:46 pm
LONDON - England - The weaponisation of mass immigration deployed against nations irreparably ruins their economies and disarms them before a conflict.
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CONFESSION – Lord Mandy: “How I was played like a fiddle by a Russian spy”
3 February 2026 @ 6:39 am
LONDON - England - Former comrade Lord Mandy has made a confession about his crimes against The Party, and his dealings with the Russian spy Epstein.
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“Comrades, here’s a small list of current business closures due to my policies”
3 February 2026 @ 12:11 am
SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves is proud of her record for economic "growth" amongst the thousands of business closures across the PRSB.
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