News with a humourous edge
Tory social media commentator suffers dislocated shoulder after reaching to spin results as ‘good night for Tories’
3 May 2024 @ 2:11 pm
A Tory Twitter commentator has been taken to hospital with a severely dislocated shoulder after trying to spin the local election results as "not particularly bad" for the Tories.The voters didn’t back us because we still let trans people use the toilet of their choosing, insist angry Tories
3 May 2024 @ 12:15 pm
The Conservative party is laying the blame for their disastrous local elections result squarely at the feet of those preventing them from demonising further minority groups.Government reveals plans to outsource primary school education to Rwanda
2 May 2024 @ 2:38 pm
The government has announced new plans for primary school education to be outsourced to Rwanda.‘Normal’ relationships always involve the man pretending to be a cat and eating from the hand of the woman, insists George Galloway
2 May 2024 @ 12:20 pm
Workers Party MP George Galloway has exclusively revealed that “normal” romantic relationships should involve the man embodying the role of a domestic cat and partaking in meals directly from the palms of their female counterparts.DIY SOS team arrives at Manchester Co-op Live Arena
2 May 2024 @ 8:56 am
The DIY SOS team have been called into Manchester's Co-op Live Arena it has been revealed today. Man checking ID at polling station treating the job like he’s looking for spies at Checkpoint Charlie
2 May 2024 @ 7:37 am
An officious twat is revelling in checking the ID of all the young people coming to vote in the local elections, according to reports this morning.World Snooker Championship to launch replica kits
1 May 2024 @ 3:45 pm
The Snooker World Championship will aim to emulate the cynical money-making of the Premier League with the introduction of multiple replica kits.AI tools pass new intelligence milestone after researchers fail to find a single AI that would vote for Reform UK
1 May 2024 @ 1:00 pm
The evolution of intelligent AI continues apace, with the latest milestone in its continued development achieved after it was discovered that no AI chatbot would be willing to vote for Reform UK.We must stop the small boats so we can take care of our own first, insists man furious at taxpayer cash being used to feed hungry schoolchildren
1 May 2024 @ 10:23 am
The small boats migrant crisis must be stopped immediately, so we can focus on helping our own people first, according to a man who lost his mind when he found out Sadiq Khan wanted to feed hungry school children at the taxpayer's expense.Concern that links to the Tory party could hurt Tories in upcoming local elections
1 May 2024 @ 9:36 am
Ahead of tomorrow's local elections, there is a fear growing amongst Tories that links to the Tory party could hurt them in the polling booth.