A great reference of the world’s top cunts.
West Midlands Police ( 3 ) are slimy fucking cunts
29 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
The chief wooden top and his underlinings were hauled up in front of a parliamentary committee to justify banning Maccabi fans from attending the match against Aston Villa. Lots of fucking waffle gold command, silver command, bronze command, word salads, … Continue reading →
Waiting Forever To Watch a DVD or Blu-ray
28 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
is a cunt. Remember VHS tapes? Remember the biggest inconvenience of getting a rental movie was having to rewind the tape because the previous cunt didn’t bother? After that, it was press Play and after a few moments your movie … Continue reading →
Potholes
27 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
are cunts. This is an ongoing issue and the absolute bugbear of any road user who has the misfortune to have to drive ( or be driven ) over these ploughed fields masquerading as roads. Quite apart from the danger … Continue reading →
Dr. Anthony John Felton
26 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
Let me present you with a typical school headmaster – an arrogant man who is good at dishing it out, but not so happy having to take it. Felton decided to attack his deputy with an offensive weapon, and … Continue reading →
The Rodbournes and Their Ruined Christmas
25 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
It wouldn’t be Christmas ( sorry, the Festive season ) without a tale of woe or two, preferably featuring some “vulnerable” member of society and including the word ” ruined “, so here you are. Kent Online. Jean and Ron … Continue reading →
Sleeper cells
24 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
are cunts. Sleeper cells first piqued my interest decades ago before I had even heard the term used. I met a young man working in an office on Smallbrook Ringway in Birmingham who didn’t bother to hide the fact that … Continue reading →
Dead Pool [381]
23 January 2026 @ 10:23 am
Congratulations to Cuntemall who has gone and won Dead Pool 380 by picking Swiss Author Erich von Däniken who died earlier this month aged 90. von Däniken was a pseudoscientific writer best known perhaps for Chariots of the Gods? Published … Continue reading →
72% of Somalians in the UK live in social housing
23 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
and it is a cunt. It therefore appears that most Somalians in the UK are a net drain on public resources. Not surprising perhaps if we consider the published research on the average IQ of Somalia’s population, with figures generally … Continue reading →
Long Asian Pinky Nails
22 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
I stopped to buy some petrol the other day and noticed the curry wallah serving behind the counter had a long and dirty looking little fingernail. “Are you vanting to buys manys chocolates for de girlfriends” said the cunt, … Continue reading →
Giving your cat an antibiotic tablet
21 January 2026 @ 7:00 am
is a cunt. Required: The patience of a saint. Elbow length gardening gloves ( the kind you wear when removing brambles/nettles. A drawstring bag, preferably heavy duty. Method: Lull cat into a sense of false security and attempt to feed … Continue reading →