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Misogynistic incels furious at government for taking steps that could potentially eradicate their kind

18 December 2025 @ 12:34 pm

Incel angry on laptopThe online incel community has taken a break from blaming women for their ongoing failures in life to issue a collective tantrum over the government's attempts to eradicate misogyny in young men, insisting that just because incel culture is a toxic, rage-filled echo chamber doesn't mean it should be destroyed.

Prisons grant early release to convicted Poppy wearers to make room for people guilty of saying “Merry Christmas!”

17 December 2025 @ 1:38 pm

man in prison cellWith the Christmas holidays imminent, it is feared that the already overcrowded prison service will reach breaking point following convictions for people using traditional Christmas greetings.

Doctor’s strike results in Daleks conquering the universe

17 December 2025 @ 10:35 am

Dalek invasionA 5-day walkout by Doctors has resulted in the Daleks conquering the universe, it has been confirmed.

Donald Trump to sue Truth Social for $10bn after it published content that made him sound like a narcissistic sociopath

16 December 2025 @ 10:56 am

Donald Trump on his phoneDonald Trump has announced plans to sue Truth Social after it published a post written by Donald Trump that used his own words to “completely misrepresent” him.

Santa warns he can only deliver presents within 180 miles of North Pole after switching to electric sleigh

16 December 2025 @ 8:12 am

Santa's electric sleighIf you live outside a 180-mile radius of the North Pole then you’ll be out of luck when it comes to presents, it has been revealed today. With Christmas only just over a week away, the global population has been stunned to discover that Santa Claus will be unlikely to make his annual delivery route,

Elon Musk buys Santa Claus and introduces new $9 monthly fee to ensure “every child” can become verified and have their letters seen by him

15 December 2025 @ 1:31 pm

Elon Musk buying santa clausAfter months of negotiations, billionaire social media owner Elon Musk has finally got his hands on the Santa Claus empire and has promised big changes to make the organisation profitable after almost 2,000 years of continual losses.

Christmas ruined as Chris Rea’s car fails MOT

15 December 2025 @ 1:09 pm

Chris Rea's car fails MOTFurther proof that 2025 is one of the worst years on record has emerged after singer Chris Rea confirmed that his Ford Focus has failed its MOT due to damaged suspension.

Inaugural FIFA Peas Prize awarded to Captain Birdseye

15 December 2025 @ 11:16 am

Captain Birdseye peas prizeFIFA has awarded its inaugural Peas Prize to Captain Birds Eye.

Shrinking economy actually caused by everyone being stunned into inactivity by our brilliant economic plans, insists government

12 December 2025 @ 10:47 am

Keir Stamer standing outside in a suit.The UK economy shrank by 0.1% during October because the entire nation was frozen in anticipation of just how brilliant their economic plan is, according to government sources.

Reform UK announce ‘One In, One Out’ policy for Tory defectors

12 December 2025 @ 10:24 am

Tories queuing outside Reform officesReform UK have announced that they will be implementing a 'one in, one out' policy for Tory MPs wishing to join the party.