News with a humourous edge
Defiant Andrew Mountbatten Windsor dons homemade Admiral outfit
3 November 2025 @ 11:10 am
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has reacted defiantly after being stripped of his military titles, by making his own costume.Annual poppy-rage tournament well underway
3 November 2025 @ 8:49 am
With less than a week to go before Remembrance Day, England has descended into its annual bout of competitive Poppy-based insanity. “It normally starts towards mid-to-late October,” said Simon Williams, a Professor of ridiculous national hysteria. “Someone in the public eye will either wear a poppy or not wear a poppy, and the Daily ExpressRight-wing populist grifter left despondent after learning Huntingdon train attack ‘not terrorism’ and committed by British national
2 November 2025 @ 11:37 am
A man who spent hours last night posting on social media about terrorism, migrants and his desire to 'deport the lot of them', has been left despondent after police confirmed the two suspects are British nationals and the incident is not being treated as terrorism.Boy who spent Halloween being rewarded for threatening behaviour now has ‘taste for it’
1 November 2025 @ 9:22 am
A young boy from Egham is keen to go out again this evening to see how much money and candy he can get simply by threatening people.Nigel Farage to grow toothbrush moustache for Movember
1 November 2025 @ 8:32 am
Nigel Farage has been praised today after revealing he would be growing a toothbrush moustache in support of Movember. An international movement promoting awareness of men’s health issues such as prostate cancer and testicular cancer, Farage said he was thrilled to be able to contribute to Movember’s great work. “I suppose it’s the thought thatThis year’s ‘demanding money with menaces’ amnesty underway
31 October 2025 @ 12:31 pm
The annual amnesty allowing young people to demand rewards from perfect strangers as an incentive not to do them harm, has begun.Remembrance Wa-hey! PornHub introduces new Remembrance Day Channel for November
31 October 2025 @ 11:12 am
After years of criticism in the UK, porn-streaming giant Pornhub has finally introduced a dedicated Remembrance Day Channel to allow UK adults to enjoy respectful Remembrance Day-themed pornography.Keir Starmer demands to see trick or treater’s digital IDs
31 October 2025 @ 10:01 am
Prime Minister Keir Starmer has refused to give out any sweets to trick or treaters this Halloween until they show him evidence of their digital ID, it’s been revealed. ‘Oooh, we forgot about that one!’ – Rachel Reeves unveils emergency ‘Trick or Treat’ tax for children
31 October 2025 @ 8:04 am
The government has announced an emergency ‘Trick or Treat’ tax for children that will come into force with immediate effect. Rachel Reeves to introduce new 70% Corporation Tax rate for all Lettings Agencies
30 October 2025 @ 8:13 pm
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has reportedly announced plans to introduce a “special and entirely coincidental” 70% corporation tax rate aimed exclusively at lettings agencies, just hours after her own agent apologised for failing to spot she didn’t have a valid licence to rent out her second home.