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White House slams Amazon over plan to keep American consumers ‘dangerously well-informed’
29 April 2025 @ 2:15 pm
The Trump White House has today slammed Amazon for committing a 'hostile act' over its plans to keep American consumers dangerously well-informed on how tariffs are affecting the prices of the things they buy.Weary nation prepares for Tory Reform coalition after Kemi Badenoch categorically rules it out
29 April 2025 @ 10:54 am
The nation's weary voters are today preparing for an electoral pact between the Conservatives and Nigel Farage's Reform Party, after Kemi Badenoch categorically ruled it out.Donald Trump claims his first 100 days have actually only taken him 10 days
29 April 2025 @ 9:14 am
US President Donald Trump has today claimed that his first 100 days in office has actually only been 10 days.Victorious Mark Carney makes lucrative offer to California to become part of Canada
29 April 2025 @ 8:53 am
Fresh from his election triumph, Canada's newly-minted Prime Minister Mark Carney has wasted no time in making a bold geopolitical move, offering California the chance to ditch the United States and join the "cooler, calmer" Canadians instead.Papal Conclave set to include Wayne Rooney, Pete Doherty and wee Jimmy Krankie
29 April 2025 @ 8:06 am
The Vatican have announced the participants who will take part to appoint the new Pope, and alongside the expected religious figures will be Wayne Rooney, Pete Doherty and wee Jimmy Krankie.Audi and BMW in fierce battle to release most arrogant autonomous vehicle
28 April 2025 @ 11:08 am
Audi and BMW are engaged in a fierce battle to release the most arrogant and obnoxious self-driving vehicle.New bullshit study claims that your fatal character flaw might be actually a good thing
28 April 2025 @ 10:52 am
Some pseudo-science shite on the Internet has suggested the highly annoying thing you do might make you a genius or something.Next series of ‘Race Across The World’ will see contestants attempt to travel from Sheffield to Bristol with Cross Country Trains
28 April 2025 @ 10:32 am
The producers of popular BBC TV show, Race Across The World, have revealed details of their most gruelling journey to date, as contestants compete to get from Sheffield to Bristol using Cross Country Trains.Tottenham to hold open-top bus parade to celebrate Arsenal not winning title
28 April 2025 @ 6:23 am
Tottenham Hotspur have announced they will have their own open-top bus parade to celebrate Arsenal not winning this year’s Premier League title.‘My nan had a much bigger turnout’, Prince William tells cardinals
26 April 2025 @ 8:26 am
Prince William has been overheard reminding cardinals about the poor turnout to Pope Francis’s funeral, according to sources at the Vatican.