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Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia, although users report many articles are seemingly adapted straight from Wikipedia. What do you think? The post Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia appeared first on The Onion.

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the celebrity couple to discuss their fledgling relationship. The Onion : So how did you two meet? Perry: Lauren Sánchez paired us off as part of Jeff Bezos’ plan to breed a higher race of humans. The Onion : […] The post The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau appeared first on The Onion.

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an effort to console the team’s star running back as he recuperated from a season-ending lower-leg injury, the New York Giants medical staff reportedly assured Cam Skattebo on Friday that he would only be missing Giants games. “Hey, you got lucky—just imagine if you were missing something more important than a bunch […] The post Cam Skattebo Assured He’ll Only Be Missing Giants Games appeared first on The Onion.

LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday that the former Prince Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been stripped of his royal computer privileges. “Due to serious lapses in judgment by Mr. Mountbatten Windsor, His Majesty King Charles III has today initiated a formal process […] The post Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges appeared first on The Onion.

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MILWAUKEE—Expressing enthusiasm about the programming and atmosphere at the Avalon Theater’s all-night screening, local man Dan Wittman reportedly attended a 24-hour Scare-O-Rama horror marathon this week alongside dozens of other failures. “It’s cool that they don’t just focus on the old stuff—there’s a nice mix of ’80s and ’90s cult classics and even some international […] The post 24-Hour Horror Movie Marathon Attended With Other Failures appeared first on The Onion.