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Timeline Of Trump’s Battle With Harvard

29 May 2025 @ 3:11 pm

President Donald Trump has frozen more than $3 billion in grants and contracts as his feud with Harvard University continues to escalate. The Onion shares a timeline of the dispute’s key dates so far. January 29: Trump administration accuses the Harvard Law Review of promoting violent pro-law rhetoric. February 3: The Justice Department announces the […] The post Timeline Of Trump’s Battle With Harvard appeared first on The Onion.

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit

29 May 2025 @ 1:00 pm

CUPERTINO, CA—Amidst the strain of tariffs, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced Thursday the launch of a new 7,083-piece iPhone kit. “Apple customers will have a blast soldering, polishing, and drilling as they build their very own iPhone,” Cook said in a Keynote presentation at Apple headquarters, touting the new product as an innovative, first-of-its-kind achievement […] The post Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit appeared first on The Onion.

Whole Flight Spent Reading ‘War And Peace’ Over Shoulder Of Passenger Ahead

29 May 2025 @ 1:00 pm

CHICAGO—After forgetting to bring sufficient entertainment for the two-hour flight from Atlanta to O’Hare Airport, area man Kenneth Vargas reportedly spent his entire time aboard a plane Thursday reading War And Peace over the shoulder of the passenger seated in the row ahead of him. “I felt like an idiot for not downloading any books […] The post Whole Flight Spent Reading ‘War And Peace’ Over Shoulder Of Passenger Ahead appeared first on The Onion.

Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs

29 May 2025 @ 1:00 pm

NEW YORK—With unexplained natural phenomena having predicted seven of the last eight market collapses, experts confirmed the likelihood of a recession had increased Thursday amid reports that herds of panicked economists had started running off cliffs. “We still don’t know what causes them to do it, but economists can naturally sense a recession in the […] The post Recession Forecasts Jump After Herds Of Panicked Economists Start Running Off Cliffs appeared first on The Onion.

Interactive Exhibit Lets Kids Figure Out How To Manage Budget Shortfall That Will Otherwise Shutter Museum

28 May 2025 @ 3:33 pm

MEMPHIS, TN—In a last-ditch effort to keep the lights on, the Memphis Science Center confirmed it had opened a new interactive exhibit this week that lets kids figure out how to manage the budget shortfall that, if it is not dealt with, will soon shutter the museum. “Through our ‘Fun With Funding Cuts’ display, children […] The post Interactive Exhibit Lets Kids Figure Out How To Manage Budget Shortfall That Will Otherwise Shutter Museum appeared first on The Onion.

Nobody In White House Sure Who Guy Praying Over Trump Is

28 May 2025 @ 3:31 pm

WASHINGTON—Although the mysterious stranger has been spotted both on Air Force One and at Mar-a-Lago, an administration official confirmed Wednesday that nobody in the White House was sure who the guy praying over President Donald Trump is. “All anyone knows about this dude is that he showed up at a meeting with the Pentagon top […] The post Nobody In White House Sure Who Guy Praying Over Trump Is appeared first on The Onion.

Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh

28 May 2025 @ 1:00 pm

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Rusted Qatari Plane Sitting On Blocks On White House Lawn

28 May 2025 @ 1:00 pm

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U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders

27 May 2025 @ 7:17 pm

The British government will use medication to suppress the libidos of sex offenders as part of a package of measures meant to reduce the risk of reoffending and alleviate overcrowding in the prison system. What do you think? The post U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders appeared first on The Onion.

213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?

27 May 2025 @ 7:12 pm

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What ruling means for the US-UK deal

29 May 2025 @ 3:04 pm

The news raises questions, but the impact on UK-US trade could be minimal

Israel announces major expansion of settlements in occupied West Bank

29 May 2025 @ 2:51 pm

The biggest such move in years is condemned by the Palestinian presidency as a "dangerous escalation".

Customers furious after Game cancels Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders

29 May 2025 @ 2:48 pm

Affected customers - who have waited years for the console launch - have reacted with fury.

US trade court blocks Trump's sweeping tariffs. What happens now?

29 May 2025 @ 2:35 pm

The Trump administration said it would appeal against the ruling shortly after it was announced.

Turkey to fine airline passengers who stand up before plane stops

29 May 2025 @ 2:17 pm

Those who unbuckle before the "fasten seatbelt" sign is turned off face a fine, aviation authority says.

Faisal Islam: Tariff ruling completely changes the global trade war

29 May 2025 @ 1:00 pm

The court ruling raises the real question about whether the wider so-called reciprocal tariffs due in July will ever come in to effect.

Amad makes obscene gesture after 'personal abuse'

29 May 2025 @ 12:52 pm

Manchester United say winger Amad responded to supporters with an obscene gesture after being subject to personal abuse.

After its third failed mission - what next for SpaceX?

29 May 2025 @ 12:41 pm

Despite this being Starship's greatest progress to date, the spacecraft sprang leaks, spun out of control and broke up in orbit.

Haribo recalls bags of sweets in Netherlands after cannabis found

29 May 2025 @ 12:41 pm

The confectionary company says it is working with the police after several people report feeling ill.

'Retirement is terrifying - but Fury's not done'

29 May 2025 @ 12:38 pm

Josh Warrington knows all about reversing retirement decisions and he is backing Tyson Fury to make a comeback too.

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Architecture Competitions, Events & News.

The Architect’s Stair / Edition #1 FINAL registration deadline is in 5 DAYS! [Sponsored]

29 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

The stair is one of the most elemental and enduring components of architecture. It is a structure in motion—a connector of levels, a sculptural form, a spatial sequence, and a symbol of ascent, descent, and transition. It guides the body and engages the mind. It is at once practical and poetic.From ancient stone steps carved into cliffs to futuristic floating staircases in contemporary design, the stair has served far more than a functional role. It punctuates the rhythm of space, dictates circulation, and often becomes a central visual and emotional anchor in architectural composition. It holds narrative power—inviting pause, procession, and perception.This c

Use architecture to create different emotional states. Museum of Emotions / Edition #7 is launched! [Sponsored]

27 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

It may not be your first instinct when entering a building to consider how it makes you feel, but architecture has always had a big impact on emotions. Different spaces are designed to make their inhabitants feel different things; offices can make you feel energised and productive, art galleries can make you feel thoughtful and curious, and museums can make you feel calm and intrigued. Each of these spaces is completely different from each other and is far more than just a building. As part of a series of annual architecture competitions, the Museum of Emotions competition is tasking participants with using architecture as a tool to bring out different emotions. They are asked to design a museum that includes two separate exhibition halls that bring out c

Design a new small-scale home concept in the 10th edition of MICROHOME in partnership with Kingspan and Hapi Homes — 100,000 € prize + construction. MICROHOME #10 is launched! [Sponsored]

26 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

The 10th edition of MICROHOME marks a special milestone in Buildner’s ongoing effort to explore the future of compact, sustainable living. This edition is presented in collaboration with Kingspan, a global leader in high-performance building solutions, and Hapi Homes, a company transforming the way homes are designed and built through technology, sustainability, and prefabrication. Together, they invite architects and designers from around the world to take on the challenge of shaping the next generation of micro-living. Participants are tasked with designing an off-grid modular microhome

World's best tall buildings honored at the CTBUH 2025 Award of Excellence

23 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

The Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitat (CTBUH) has unveiled the winners of its 2025 Award of Excellence. The annual award series seeks to honor built and unbuilt tall buildings that “respond to current global challenges and demonstrate the vital role of tall buildings in the 21st century.” The 2025 winners span 20 countries and 20 categories. According to the organizers, the 2025 projects “exemplify creative and technical leadership across the gamut of sustainable vertical urbanism.” “This year’s cohort demonstrates not only technical sophistication

New architecture and design competitions: Daylight Award, Texas Society of Architects Studio Awards, Design Doha Prize, and California Rebuilds

23 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

This edition of Bustler's curated picks of noteworthy architecture and design competitions features four calls seeking the best real or theoretical unbuilt projects, exceptional talents in the fields of design from the Middle East and North Africa, outstanding explorations of daylight in architectural design, and sustainable and fire-resilient passive house schemes that can inspire rebuilding efforts in Los Angeles.For the complete directory of newly listed competitions, click here.

Mujassam Watan Urban Sculpture Challenge Offers €50,000 in Prizes for Winning Designs [Sponsored]

21 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

Buildner in collaboration with the Mujassam Watan Initiative, has launched the Mujassam Watan Urban Sculpture Challenge, an international competition calling on architects and artists to design iconic sculptures that reflect cultural identity and creativity. With a total prize fund of €50,000, this prestigious challenge offers participants a unique opportunity to make a lasting impact on urban public spaces.A Competition to Shape the Future of Public ArtThe Mujassam Watan Urban Sculpture Challenge is more than just a design contest—it is a chance to contribute to an evolving urban landscape through meaningful, innovative, and striking sculptures. Participants are encouraged to create sculptures

Norden Fund winner ready to investigate Japan’s abandoned industrial landscapes

20 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

The Architectural League of New York just revealed this year's recipient of the Deborah J. Norden Fund: University of Miami student Catalina Cabral-Framiñan was awarded a $7,500 travel grant to explore industrial reuse strategies in rural Japan for her research project "Industrial Ghosts: Revitalizing Japan’s Abandoned Industrial Landscapes." The investigation will focus on three sites: Sado Island Gold Mine in Niigata; I

Portugal Vez River SPA FINAL registration deadline is approaching! [Sponsored]

19 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

Located on the serene banks of the Vez River in northern Portugal, this competition invites architects to design a boutique wellness SPA that blends harmoniously with its natural surroundings. Nestled beside a historic watermill, the site offers a unique opportunity to create a space that reflects the tranquility and beauty of the region. The goal of the competition is to inspire designs that embrace the peaceful atmosphere of the Vez River while providing a thoughtful, intimate wellness experience. Architects are encouraged to explore concepts that celebrate the connection between nature, relaxation, and design innovation, fostering a sense of balance and harmony. This c

Final Entry Deadline for World Architecture Festival 2025 Is Today [Sponsored]

16 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

Bustler is proud to continue as a media sponsor of the World Architecture Festival—returning this November with a milestone debut in the United States. Taking place at the Miami Beach Convention Center from November 12–14, WAF 2025 invites architects, designers, and studios from around the world to share their most compelling work on a global stage.Read the full post on Bustler

New architecture and design competitions: WAF Awards, The Architect’s Chair, National Single Stair Competition, and Public Space Design Project 2

16 May 2025 @ 12:00 am

For this week's curated picks of architecture and design competitions listed on Bustler, we are featuring four calls seeking the world's best architecture and design projects, innovative and sustainable design proposals for a site within the Busan Design Special District in South Korea, forward-thinking multifamily housing designs that use single-stair configurations, and unique chair designs.For the complete directory of newly listed competitions, click here.

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World Faces New Danger of 'Economic Denial' in Climate Fight, Cop30 Head Says

29 May 2025 @ 10:00 am

The world is facing a new form of climate denial -- not the dismissal of climate science, but a concerted attack on the idea that the economy can be reorganised to fight the crisis, the president of global climate talks has warned. The Guardian reports: Andre Correa do Lago, the veteran Brazilian diplomat who will direct this year's UN summit, Cop30, believes his biggest job will be to counter the attempt from some vested interests to prevent climate policies aimed at shifting the global economy to a low-carbon footing. "There is a new kind of opposition to climate action. We are facing a discredit of climate policies. I don't think we are facing climate denial," he said, referring to the increasingly desperate attempts to pretend there is no consensus on climate science that have plagued climate action for the past 30 years. "It's not a scientific denial, it's an economic denial." This economic denial could be just as dangerous and cause as much delay as repeated attempts to deny cl

Astronomers Discover Mystery Cosmic Body Bursting With X-Rays

29 May 2025 @ 7:00 am

Astronomers have discovered a mysterious cosmic object, ASKAP J1832-0911, that emits both radio waves and X-rays in precise 44-minute cycles, making it unlike anything observed before. Space.com reports: This is the first time an object like this, a so-called "long-period transient" or "LPT," has been seen in high-energy X-ray light as well as low-energy radio wave light. The team behind this discovery hopes the finding could help reveal what these flashing objects actually are and how they launch their mystery signals. However, not only is there no explanation for how the signals from LPTs are generated yet, but astronomers also don't know why these signals "switch on" and "switch off" at long, regular and unusual intervals. "This object is unlike anything we have seen before," team leader and Curtin University researcher Zieng (Andy) Wang said in a statement. [...] The team believes the true nature of ASKAP J1832-0911 is a dead star, they just don't quite know what form that star t

Data Broker Giant LexisNexis Says Breach Exposed Personal Information of Over 364,000 People

29 May 2025 @ 3:30 am

An anonymous reader quotes a report from TechCrunch: LexisNexis Risk Solutions, a data broker that collects and uses consumers' personal data to help its paying corporate customers detect possible risk and fraud, has disclosed a data breach affecting more than 364,000 people. The company said in a filing with Maine's attorney general that the breach, dating back to December 25, 2024, allowed a hacker to obtain consumers' sensitive personal data from a third-party platform used by the company for software development. Jennifer Richman, a spokesperson for LexisNexis, told TechCrunch that an unknown hacker accessed the company's GitHub account. The stolen data varies, but includes names, dates of birth, phone numbers, postal and email addresses, Social Security numbers, and driver license numbers. It's not immediately clear what circumstances led to the breach. Richman said LexisNexis received a report on April 1, 2025 "from an unknown third party claiming to have accessed certain infor

Microsoft Is Opening Windows Update To Third-Party Apps

29 May 2025 @ 1:00 am

Microsoft is previewing a new Windows Update orchestration platform that lets third-party apps schedule and manage updates alongside system updates, "aiming to centralize update scheduling across Windows 11 devices," reports The Register. From the report: On Tuesday, Redmond announced it's allowing a select group of developers and product teams to hook into the Windows 11 update framework. The system doesn't push updates itself but allows apps to register their own update logic via WinRT APIs and PowerShell, enabling centralized scheduling, logging, and policy enforcement. "Updates across the Windows ecosystem can feel like a fragmented experience," wrote Angie Chen, a product manager at the Borg, in a blog post. "To solve this, we're building a vision for a unified, intelligent update orchestration platform capable of supporting any update (apps, drivers, etc.) to be orchestrated alongside Windows updates." As with other Windows updates, the end user or admin will be able to benefit

EA Cancels Black Panther Game, Closes Cliffhanger Games

29 May 2025 @ 12:20 am

Electronic Arts has canceled its in-development Black Panther game and shut down Cliffhanger Games, marking its third round of layoffs this year. IGN reports: In an email sent to staff from EA Entertainment president Laura Miele, Miele said that these changes, alongside other recent cancellations and layoffs, are being done to "sharpen our focus and put our creative energy behind the most significant growth opportunities." In addition to closing Cliffhanger and canceling Black Panther, EA is also laying off some individuals on both its mobile and central teams. [...] As with past rounds of layoffs, EA is endeavoring to place affected individuals in other roles across the company. [...] To that end, Miele's email continues, the company is focusing on a small handful of franchises going forward: Battlefield, The Sims, Skate, and Apex Legends. Miele also reassures EA will continue to invest in its Iron Man game at Motive and the third Star Wars: Jedi game, as well as it maintain its mob

Discord's New Currency Pays Users To Interact With Ads

28 May 2025 @ 11:40 pm

Discord is testing "Discord Orbs," a new in-app currency that rewards users for engaging with interactive ads and promotional Quests. The Verge reports: In addition to spending Orbs on regular items on the Discord Shop, users can exchange the digital tokens for Orb exclusives like special badges or 3-day passes to try out Discord's subscription service, Discord Nitro. Discord says Orbs are rolling out globally to a "small number" of its users to start before a wider rollout. If you're part of the beta test for Orbs, you will get a notification like the one below. Before this, publishers or brands that offered Quests had to provide their own rewards -- things like avatar decorations or in-game bonuses. They can still do that if they want, Discord spokesperson Bradley Sheets tells The Verge in an email; awarding Orbs is simply an alternative option.

Mysterious Database of 184 Million Records Exposes Vast Array of Login Credentials

28 May 2025 @ 11:00 pm

A security researcher has discovered an exposed database containing 184 million login credentials for major services including Apple, Facebook, and Google accounts, along with credentials linked to government agencies across 29 countries. Jeremiah Fowler found the 47-gigabyte trove in early May, but the database contained no identifying information about its owner or origins. The records included plaintext passwords and usernames for accounts spanning Netflix, PayPal, Discord, and other major platforms. A sample analysis revealed 220 email addresses with government domains from countries including the United States, China, and Israel. Fowler told Wired he suspects the data was compiled by cybercriminals using infostealer malware. World Host Group, which hosted the database, shut down access after Fowler's report and described it as content uploaded by a "fraudulent user." The company said it would cooperate with law enforcement authorities.

CD Projekt Red is Moving Forward With Cyberpunk 2

28 May 2025 @ 10:20 pm

CD Projekt Red's (CDPR) sequel to Cyberpunk 2077, which the studio is now calling Cyberpunk 2, has moved from a "conceptual phase" into preproduction, according to an earnings report released on Wednesday. The Verge: Cyberpunk 2 isn't the official title, CDPR senior PR manager Ola Sondej tells The Verge. "'Cyberpunk 2' just means it's another game in the Cyberpunk universe." The game has had the codename of "Project Orion" since it was announced in 2022. CDPR hasn't shared many details about the game, but did describe it on Wednesday as "the next big game set in the Cyberpunk universe." There are 96 developers working on the title as of April 30th, according to a slide deck. There's no official release date, either, though on an investor call, joint chief executive officer Michal Nowakowski said that the company would deliver the game "in due time."

US Will Ban Foreign Officials To Punish Countries For Social Media Rules

28 May 2025 @ 9:40 pm

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Verge: Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced Wednesday that the U.S. would restrict visas for "foreign nationals who are responsible for censorship of protected expression in the United States." He called it "unacceptable for foreign officials to issue or threaten arrest warrants on U.S. citizens or U.S. residents for social media posts on American platforms while physically present on U.S. soil" and "for foreign officials to demand that American tech platforms adopt global content moderation policies or engage in censorship activity that reaches beyond their authority and into the United States." It's not yet clear how or against whom the policy will be enforced, but seems to implicate Europe's Digital Services Act, a law that came into effect in 2023 with the goal of making online platforms safer by imposing requirements on the largest platforms around removing illegal content and providing transparency about their content moderation.

Apple Will Announce iOS 26 at WWDC, Not iOS 19

28 May 2025 @ 9:00 pm

According to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman (paywalled), this year's iOS update won't be called iOS 19. "Instead, Apple is planning to call it 'iOS 26' as part of a new year-based naming strategy," reports 9to5Mac. The new naming scheme will apply to all of Apple's software platforms. From the report: Bloomberg explains that Apple is making this change to "bring consistency to its branding and move away from an approach that can be confusing to customers and developers." The branding alignment comes as Apple is also reportedly planning dramatic redesigns for all of its platforms. The goal seems to be to unify everything both in terms of naming and design.

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Nvidia posts record $44 billion revenue, H20 export ban bites as gaming rises

29 May 2025 @ 1:44 am

Nvidia reported a record-breaking Q1 FY2026 with $44.1 billion in revenue driven by strong AI and gaming demand, but its margins were significantly impacted by a $4.5 billion charge related to U.S. export restrictions on H20 GPUs.

TSMC reiterates it doesn't need High-NA EUV for 1.4nm-class process technology

28 May 2025 @ 8:27 pm

TSMC reaffirmed that it will not use High-NA EUV lithography for its upcoming A16 and A14 process technologies, as Low-NA EUV tools combined with internal innovations provide sufficient scaling and performance benefits.

Gigabyte RX 9070 XT thermal gel replacement reportedly lowers VRAM temperatures by 7 degrees

28 May 2025 @ 7:01 pm

A consumer sent his Gigabyte Aorus Radeon RX 9070 XT Elite 16G to a store to upgrade its thermal solution.

AMD acquires Enosemi to enter photonics race — chasing Nvidia into light-based interconnect tech

28 May 2025 @ 6:44 pm

AMD has acquired photonics firm Enosemi, highlighting a desire to push into photonics and to become a full software stack supplier in the datacenter, chasing Nvidia in both respects.

Windows Update will soon add app updates to its functionality

28 May 2025 @ 5:52 pm

Microsoft is consolidating the update process in the new Windows Update orchestration platform which is now available in a private preview.

Arc B770 spotted? Four new Intel Battlemage GPU IDs appear in Linux Mesa graphics driver

28 May 2025 @ 5:42 pm

Intel has added four new PCI IDs to the Linux Mesa graphics library, potentially signaling the upcoming release of a B770 graphics card.

TSMC to open up chip design center in Munich to help local chip developers

28 May 2025 @ 3:09 pm

TSMC will open its first European chip design center in Munich to support European developers with design technology co-optimization for both mature and advanced nodes.

AMD Radeon RX 9060 XT is up to 31% faster than 7600 XT in early compute benchmarks

28 May 2025 @ 2:43 pm

Early Geekbench tests show AMD's RX 9060 XT is allegedly between 25% to 31% faster than the last-generation RX 7600 XT.

Sandisk WD Black SN8100 2TB SSD Review: The fastest overall consumer SSD ever made

28 May 2025 @ 1:03 pm

The Sandisk WD Black SN8100 is the dream drive everybody wants. It was worth the wait, now it just has to be worth the price.

Intel LGA9324 leak reveals colossal CPU socket with 9,324 pins for up to 700W Diamond Rapids Xeons

28 May 2025 @ 12:52 pm

An image of Intel's LGA9324 socket for next-generation Diamond Rapids processors from a thermal test board has emerged at Goofish.