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Having a new haircut can be a transformational experience but, unfortunately for some, it’s not always in a positive way. And if a friend comes to you after a disaster with a stylist, you should be kind and sympathetic. Or should you? Because you could wheel out an excellent insult instead. They’ve been swapping these […] The post ‘What are the best ‘bad haircut’ insults?’ – 21 things to say when your pal has totally ruined their barnet appeared first on The Poke.

Bad Bunny’s half-time Super Bowl show clearly rubbed Maga up the wrong way, and we’re very much here for that. Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out […] The post Minds were blown at the walking foliage in Bad Bunny’s half-time Super Bowl show, and the reactions were comedy gold – 17 favourites appeared first on The Poke.

It would be a bit of an odd world if countries only made a deal with one other country, and it would be an even weirder one if every country made a deal with one place but not each other, yet Trump seems to think trade deals not with the USA are a personal insult. […] The post Trump has been wanging on again about China cancelling hockey, and Canadians just want him to get the puck out of their business appeared first on The Poke.

We regret to inform you that Nigel Farage has been at it again, and by ‘it’, we mean he’s been coming for workers’ rights and couching it as a commonsense move to improve efficiency. Speaking at the Reform UK rally in Birmingham, the absentee MP for Clacton vowed to end working from home, claiming lower […] The post Nigel Farage is gunning for your right to work from home and to have a good work-life balance – 19 exploding irony meters appeared first on The Poke.

The only way to truly keep a secret is to never reveal it to anyone. But even then, your body may betray you if you’ve had too much to drink. That’s because once you’ve passed a certain limit, the truth comes tumbling out whether you want it to or not. If you’re in need of […] The post What secret came out when someone got too drunk? – 17 things that were accidentally revealed with the help of alcohol appeared first on The Poke.

It may not come as a surprise to you to learn that Andrew Tate doesn’t read books. But the reason why the clown prince of the toxic manosphere says he doesn’t read books is definitely worth a moment or two of your time. He says it’s because he’s too smart. Andrew Tate explanation why he […] The post Andrew Tate said he’s ‘too smart’ to read books and the more he tried to justify it, the funnier it got appeared first on The Poke.

Such are the times we live in that Americans don’t necessarily support Americans at the Olympic Games. No, they carefully check that America’s finest sports men and women agree with their politics before they are prepared to cheer them on from the rafters. And this particularly goes for the Maga community, such as it, including […] The post A Maga took aim at this American figure skater for being ‘woke’ and blew their own face off appeared first on The Poke.

The most out-of-touch White House administration continues to creep even further away from reality with every sound bite. The latest delusional take coming from Donald Trump has to do with his #2, JD Vance. The Vice President was roundly booed at the opening ceremonies of the Olympics when he was shown on the big screen. […] The post Donald Trump was surprised JD Vance got booed at the Olympics and these people were only too happy to help him out appeared first on The Poke.

Jake Paul will let anyone turn him into a punching bag for the right amount of money. Unfortunately, this knockout was for free. Paul went on Twitter to complain about the lightning rod Super Bowl halftime show put on by Bad Bunny. Paul criticized the show for “big corporations” giving time to a “fake American.” […] The post Professional punchbag Jake Paul called Bad Bunny a ‘fake American’ and immediately got knocked out by the replies appeared first on The Poke.

Time now to return to the cultural chasm that separates the US and the UK (the rest of the world, basically, but one country at a time, right?) And it started when @StevenCheah over on Twitter persuaded their mates to walk half a mile to a bar and by the looks of it, it didn’t […] The post An American complained about walking half a mile to a bar and these Brits wanted a stern word or two appeared first on The Poke.