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As if the United States White House administration isn’t filled with enough brainwashed Maga morons, the American media is quickly filling up with equally thoughtless goons peddling their talking points for them. Case in point: Megyn Kelly. The media “personality,” who has turned too far right even for Fox News to employ, took to the […] The post Megyn Kelly said Trump could drop a nuclear bomb and she still wouldn’t vote Democrat and it’s a chilling look into the mind of a Maga appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump’s former defense attorney, Todd Blanche, is now the Acting United States Attorney General. Nothing to see here. Keep it moving. Surely we can trust the current White House administration to avoid all potential conflicts of interest that might come from such a perilous arrangement. Let’s see how Blanche is positioning himself in his […] The post The new US Attorney General had an extra special message for Donald Trump, so no, Magas aren’t beating the cult allegations appeared first on The Poke.

Not that the competition was precisely Olympian, obviously, but James May was always far and away the best thing about Top Gear before Jeremy Clarkson’s unfortunate beef over a cold platter. We’ve not really done A Grand Tour – we’re getting to the point, honest – but we have since enjoyed James May’s various side […] The post Simply 23 times the great James May made our day so much better on Twitter appeared first on The Poke.

Stevie Nicks will shortly release her first new album in 15 years by all accounts, and if that isn’t a hook to revisit this epic mansplaining tale then we don’t know what is. it’s the guy who took it upon himself to mansplain Fleetwood Mac to this particular woman and, well, best have a look […] The post The guy who mansplained Fleetwood Mac to this woman was already good but the reply guys in the comments were simply epic appeared first on The Poke.

Not sure if you’ve heard or anything but Taylor Swift’s got a new album out. We mention it because of this particular man’s take on the biggest pop star on the planet has just gone viral for reasons which are about to become obvious, shared by Visqo over on Reddit who said: ‘Dude just found […] The post A guy appeared to think he’d unearthed a giant conspiracy with this picture of a make-up free Taylor Swift and was mocked into oblivion appeared first on The Poke.

The best thing about all of the lies Donald Trump tells is that they all take place in front of a camera and microphone. So it’s very easy to keep track of the broken promises. Jimmy Kimmel took advantage of that fact with this recent clip montage he put together of the President guaranteeing results […] The post This Jimmy Kimmel montage perfectly highlights exactly how empty all of Donald Trump’s promises really are appeared first on The Poke.

Pete Hegseth is so alpha they changed his job title to secretary of war because secretary of defence was just too woke for such a mega specimen such as him. Which surely made it all the funnier when Hegseth, giving the pretence of taking questions about Donald Trump’s war on Iran, took such offence when […] The post A reporter tried to get Pete Hegseth to actually answer their question and his off the scale offence was giving next level snowflake appeared first on The Poke.

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: JD Vance humiliated himself in public trying to suck up to Donald Trump. This time, it happened in Hungary, where Vance was campaigning for noted dictator Viktor Orban (we’ll get to that in a minute.) The US VP didn’t have anything meaningful to talk about, so he […] The post Donald Trump just sent JD Vance straight to voicemail in front of a crowd and no-one’s ever deserved it more appeared first on The Poke.

There’s not much – anything – good to have come out of Trump’s war on Iran which (at the time of writing) appears to have finally drawn to a close with the Strait of Hormuz open again, just like it was before the bombs started dropping. If anything, it’s now a whole lot worse for […] The post The only good thing to come out of Trump’s war on Iran is all those Magas getting their backsides handed to them on a plate and it’s just fabulous appeared first on The Poke.

There are lots of ways to be famous. Perhaps you went viral in an embarrassing clip, or maybe you came up with a useful invention. Either way though, your notoriety will likely fade soon enough. On the other end of the spectrum are people who are so impactful that their legacy will reverberate through the […] The post Which person alive right now will still be famous in 200 years? – 17 people who might stand the test of time (for better and worse) appeared first on The Poke.