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The United States Coast Guard picked Donald Trump as their keynote speaker and they suffered the consequences. On a day when families and friends gathered to celebrate the achievement of these hard-working graduates, they instead had to listen to the President drone on and on about himself. That is, until he started to notice the […] The post Donald Trump took a break from objectifying women to objectify men for once during this bizarre US Coast Guard graduation speech appeared first on The Poke.

The sycophancy of the Donald Trump White House is real and it is disgusting. Nobody in the President’s inner circle is even trying to hide it anymore. The most recent public confession of love comes from Stephen Miller. On a recent appearance on Fox News, the President’s Deputy Chief of Staff exposed the very bizarre […] The post Stephen Miller giddily explaining what kind of manly man works for Donald Trump on Fox News is your cringe watch of the day appeared first on The Poke.

This exchange of messages went wildly viral after it was shared by Amber Says over on Facebook. It’s an anonymous guy who had a particular (and particularly grim) request of a masseuse and got entirely the response he deserved. 1. 2. 3. 4. Beautifully done. And here are just a few of the many, many […] The post This guy asked his masseuse for a ‘happy ending’ and ended up getting pummelled and it’s an absolute best in class appeared first on The Poke.

There are memes and there are memes, and then there are classical art memes which, as the name suggests, take things to a whole aesthetic new level. And here are 17 of the best, many of them featured on Classic Art Memes Moderated over on Facebook. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. The post There’s a Facebook page called ‘Classical Art Memes’ and here are 17 of the funniest and most relatable appeared first on The Poke.

One of the most disturbing qualities of Donald Trump is how comfortable he is sharing his corrupt strategies with the public. His fans love it, his detractors loathe it. The longer he stays in power, the more brazen he becomes with his threats and guarantees. One of the recurring plans Trump consistently parrots: serving a […] The post Donald Trump is now talking about serving a third and maybe even fourth Presidential term – 15 constitutional clap backs appeared first on The Poke.

Jeff Bezos has enough money to buy anything on the planet but he still can’t afford a sense of integrity. The Amazon founder went on CNBC recently to talk about a bunch of things, but specifically, how he feels about Donald Trump. Never has the difference between the haves and the have nots been more […] The post Jeff Bezos just called Donald Trump ‘mature’ and ‘disciplined’ and in a related story, Amazon is completely sold out of horse manure appeared first on The Poke.

Thanks to the information superhighway that is the internet, it’s easier than ever to be exposed to a wealth of weird and wonderful facts. But is that a good thing, or are we just cluttering up our brains with useless information? OkAdministration1387 was curious to find out, so they put the following question to the […] The post What’s the most useless fact permanently stuck in your brain? – 17 things people have memorised but they don’t know why appeared first on The Poke.

Tommy Robinson is riding high on the largely imagined success of his Unite the Kingdom march and festival at the weekend. Tommy Robinson asked for money to hire a helicopter for aerial footage so nobody could “lie about the numbers.” He claimed the helicopter had been booked four days earlier. Guess what? No helicopter footage […] The post Tommy Robinson said people condemn him for his upbringing, but the internet begged to differ – 15 (NSFW) corrections appeared first on The Poke.

Whether it’s the Ten Commandments or the word of the law, there are plenty of rules that people have taken the time to write down. But that doesn’t mean unspoken etiquette should be ignored either. Sadly, these codes of conduct are frequently violated. And they’re all the more annoying because you can’t report them to […] The post ‘What’s a minor, unwritten rule of society that is absolutely infuriating when people break it?’ 17 outrageous antisocial behaviours appeared first on The Poke.

For a relatively small country, the UK is awash with tourist attractions. Some of them are undeniably world class, like Stonehenge or the Tower of London. But some of them are utterly rubbish, despite what their marketing spiel says. They’ve been discussing this spectrum on the AskUK subreddit after the aptly named British-lady asked this: […] The post People have been sharing the UK tourist attractions they reckon are wildly overrated – 21 places destined to disappoint (so they say) appeared first on The Poke.