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The only way to truly keep a secret is to never reveal it to anyone. But even then, your body may betray you if you’ve had too much to drink. That’s because once you’ve passed a certain limit, the truth comes tumbling out whether you want it to or not. If you’re in need of […] The post What secret came out when someone got too drunk? – 17 things that were accidentally revealed with the help of alcohol appeared first on The Poke.

It may not come as a surprise to you to learn that Andrew Tate doesn’t read books. But the reason why the clown prince of the toxic manosphere says he doesn’t read books is definitely worth a moment or two of your time. He says it’s because he’s too smart. Andrew Tate explanation why he […] The post Andrew Tate said he’s ‘too smart’ to read books and the more he tried to justify it, the funnier it got appeared first on The Poke.

Such are the times we live in that Americans don’t necessarily support Americans at the Olympic Games. No, they carefully check that America’s finest sports men and women agree with their politics before they are prepared to cheer them on from the rafters. And this particularly goes for the Maga community, such as it, including […] The post A Maga took aim at this American figure skater for being ‘woke’ and blew their own face off appeared first on The Poke.

The most out-of-touch White House administration continues to creep even further away from reality with every sound bite. The latest delusional take coming from Donald Trump has to do with his #2, JD Vance. The Vice President was roundly booed at the opening ceremonies of the Olympics when he was shown on the big screen. […] The post Donald Trump was surprised JD Vance got booed at the Olympics and these people were only too happy to help him out appeared first on The Poke.

Jake Paul will let anyone turn him into a punching bag for the right amount of money. Unfortunately, this knockout was for free. Paul went on Twitter to complain about the lightning rod Super Bowl halftime show put on by Bad Bunny. Paul criticized the show for “big corporations” giving time to a “fake American.” […] The post Professional punchbag Jake Paul called Bad Bunny a ‘fake American’ and immediately got knocked out by the replies appeared first on The Poke.

Time now to return to the cultural chasm that separates the US and the UK (the rest of the world, basically, but one country at a time, right?) And it started when @StevenCheah over on Twitter persuaded their mates to walk half a mile to a bar and by the looks of it, it didn’t […] The post An American complained about walking half a mile to a bar and these Brits wanted a stern word or two appeared first on The Poke.

To the streets of Minneapolis now, where anti-ICE protestors aren’t going away any time soon. And they’ve got a brand new A++ (NSFW) chant aimed at Trump’s homeland security chief, Kristi Noem. We mention it not only because they are sentiments with which we can surely all agree, but because it rang bells – lots […] The post Anti-ICE protestors in Minneapolis have got a brand new A++ (NSFW) chant and the whole of Britain is taking credit appeared first on The Poke.

To the Super Bowl, where this particular spectator decided she wasn’t going to take any of that woke nonsense being dished up by Bad Bunny in the half-time entertainment. No, @amandacvance took the opportunity to watch the alternative half-time show, such as it was, being dished up by Kid Rock and a whole bunch of […] The post A Maga tried to own the libs by doing this at the Super Bowl but it wasn’t the spectacular touchdown she thought it was appeared first on The Poke.

While all eyes – well, especially Donald Trump’s eyes – were on Big Bunny’s half-time show at the Super Bowl, it turned out the pre-game entertainment was just as liable to divide. Because lining up to keep everyone amused while they queued for their Buds was Green Day, who didn’t miss the opportunity to have […] The post A Maga mum turned her back on Green Day for ‘doing politics’ and was brutally schooled to the moon and back appeared first on The Poke.

Tommy Robinson wannabe Stephen Yaxley Lennon has been taking a keen interest in the Winter Olympics. Well, we don’t know if he’s actually been watching any of the sport, but he did get very hot under the collar about American freestyle skier, Hunter Hess, after he distanced himself from all the horrific things going on […] The post Tommy Robinson trolled an American Olympian for daring to disagree with Donald Trump and was owned into the next Olympiad appeared first on The Poke.