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The image of a cantankerous old person is something of a cliche. But if a recent r/AskReddit thread is anything to go by, it’s not entirely without merit. From pointless serving fees to the rise of influencers, it seems like there are lots of things that rub seniors up the wrong way. And we know […] The post ‘Older people on Reddit: What is 100% pure bullshit?’ – 17 things online elders are sick of appeared first on The Poke.

Never mind Labubus, it’s the delulus we’re more concerned with – or, more specifically, the one currently blinging up the White House like it’s a Christmas project for Kirstie Allsopp. That’s right – we mean Donald ‘Putin’s lapdog’ Trump. Here he is indulging one of his many flights of fancy, as though fact-checking didn’t exist. […] The post “They call me the President of Europe” says man who has never been called the President of Europe appeared first on The Poke.

There’s nothing worse than getting roasted by your friend group after a bad haircut. So imagine if your friend group was the entirety of the millions of users with Twitter accounts and a bottomless reservoir of GIFs. That’s what the rapper Future is currently enduring since revealing his new gray do. Yall fw Future’s new […] The post Rapper Future got a new gray hairstyle, and the internet absolutely roasted him – the 19 most brutally accurate responses will have you cackling appeared first on The Poke.

In a press conference that ranged from the President of the USA insisting that many people would like a dictator, to him telling the assembled reporters that nobody used magnets until 20 years ago, it’s tough to say what is and isn’t normal for Trump anymore – but this rambling discourse about fish very probably […] The post Forget sharks and windmills – Captain Cognition has been wanging on about dangerous fish from China appeared first on The Poke.

Keanu Reeves’ most famous quote might be, “Whoa!” But he has so much more going on inside that beautiful head of his. We all love the veteran actor. He’s been in our lives for so long and has played so many iconic parts. And yet beneath the surface lies a profound wisdom that the general […] The post ‘I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments’ – 7 sage life lessons from Keanu Reeves that will change your whole perspective appeared first on The Poke.

It’s hard to work out what made the president choose JD Vance to be his running mate. Perhaps it was his history of comparing Trump to Hitler – a man we’re becoming increasingly convinced is one of the president’s heroes. Perhaps it was the fact that he was a fellow best-selling author of a book […] The post JD Vance said every major conflict ended with negotiation, and history entered the chat – 21 owns for the ages appeared first on The Poke.

Former Superman actor, now mainly known as a Maga cultist, Dean Cain was absolutely ripped by the entire internet when he announced his intention to become an immigration officer with the increasingly lawless ICE agency. We suspect he got a taste for humiliation – because just look at what he allowed them to release. TV’s […] The post Dean Cain’s ICE training video became the laughing stock of the internet faster than a speeding bullet – 23 super takedowns appeared first on The Poke.

Welcome to our weekly round-up of funny things we’ve seen on Bluesky. Don’t worry – it’s not Wednesday …we’re just slightly off-schedule this week. Whatever day it is, we hope you enjoy what we’ve picked and that you find something or someone new to make you laugh. 1. It’s so disappointing the day after a […] The post 25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week appeared first on The Poke.

I know what you’re thinking, and yes, that is indeed the single most hideous and embarrassing hat any sitting president has ever worn. Now on to the more important matter: Donald Trump thinks he can sick the Federal Bureau of Investigation on anyone who doesn’t pucker up and smooch his sagging orange ass. This morning, […] The post ‘I’m actually the chief law enforcement officer’ – Donald Trump brazenly says the quiet (and unconstitutional) part out loud appeared first on The Poke.

Designer and TikToker Emily Zugay went viral when she redesigned the logos for a number of large companies, and some temporarily accepted the change. @emilyzugay Reply to @mcdonalds ♬ original sound – Emily’sTikTok.edu But her design-oriented mind isn’t just good for logo makeovers – she can also solve those everyday problems that blight people’s lives. […] The post This spoof hotdog hack was made even funnier by the people who completely missed the joke appeared first on The Poke.