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The more Magas are being asked to speak on the US attacking Iran, the deeper they dig their hole of excuses. Florida Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna has been front and center speaking to the conflict. Magas might want to reconsider that strategy. First, Paulina Luna stumbled through an explanation on why the US is NOT […] The post A Maga said Iran had ‘killed 1000s of Americans’ but was so not ready for the obvious follow-up question that it fried her brain appeared first on The Poke.

Magas are often accused of being part of a cult. TV appearances like this one, by South Carolina Congresswoman Nancy Mace, are a big reason why. Mace went on Newsmax (the only network to the right of Fox News) to discuss the soldiers the US have lost due to the strikes in Iran. She had […] The post This Republican congresswoman’s jaw-dropping response to three US service men being killed in Iran had people hollering into next week appeared first on The Poke.

To the studios of LBC, where one-time Tory leadership wannabe turned shadow cabinet minister Priti Patel has still got the hump over last week’s Gorton and Denton by-election. The Green party’s historic victory was bad news for Keir Starmer but even worse for Kemi Badenoch’s Tories, who contrived to do so badly they lost their […] The post Lewis Goodall just brutally owned Priti Patel over her claims of ‘sectarian voting’ and it’s a simply magnificent watch appeared first on The Poke.

Like us you might not be overly familiar with the work of Anna Paulina Luna. She’s a Florida congresswoman and a rising star of the Maga movement after being endorsed by Donald Trump (who else?) herself. And we mention her because Luna has been busy weighing on on Donald Trump’s apparent determination to kickstart a […] The post A mega Maga said America definitely wasn’t at war with Iran just because it was bombing it to bits – 14 earth-shattering smackdowns appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump was spotted by reporters returning to the White House from his Florida vacation home on Sunday night. But he wasn’t in the mood to share vacation pics. Or anything else. Here is the President sprinting by reporters peppering him with questions about his decision to attack Iran and the ensuing fallout, including 100s […] The post Donald Trump was asked what he thought about the death of American soldiers and his answer spoke – or rather didn’t speak – volumes appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump has announced the deaths of the first three American soldiers killed in the joint United States-Israel attack on Iran. Trump’s tribute, such as it was, was already eye-opening enough but it ended up next level, and not in a good way. Sound up! a slurring Trump in new video on American troops killed […] The post Donald Trump paid tribute to American soldiers killed in Iran but the payoff felt so wildly inadequate it hurts appeared first on The Poke.

You will no doubt remember Donald Trump’s old press secretary Sean Spicer who held court in the White House for a good deal of Trump’s first term in office. He’s not been on the frontline of politics for some time now but Spicer still likes to indulge in the dark arts, as witnessed by this […] The post Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America attack Iran and these homegrown smackdowns will make you proud to be British appeared first on The Poke.

Being young, fit and able to drink six pints without wanting to die the next day is fun and all, but have you ever tried getting into bed at 9.30pm with a mint tea and a good book? Far more satisfying. They’ve been talking about the pleasures we start appreciating as we age on the […] The post ‘What’s something that becomes attractive only after 25?’ – 22 things that become oddly thrilling in later life appeared first on The Poke.

Chancellor Rachel Reeves will be hard at work with her Treasury team today, as they cross the Ts, dot the Is and double-check the calculations for tomorrow’s Spring Statement. However, her attention may have been briefly diverted by the disgraced former Tory Robert Jenrick – the guy who gave the order for an asylum centre […] The post Robert Jenrick teased a massive scandal involving Rachel Reeves, and entered the self-own hall of fame – 24 scathing takedowns appeared first on The Poke.

When you play a prank, you are really hoping for one of three outcomes: you completely shock the victim, you completely gross out the victim, or you completely piss off the victim. This toilet prank seems to have won the triple crown, because it inspired a response letter for the ages. Here’s what appears to […] The post We’re not condoning this ‘mustard packet’ toilet prank but the furious response it prompted is a proper hall of famer appeared first on The Poke.