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You only need take one look at Donald Trump to know that he’s a man who takes health seriously. From diet and exercise to the benefits of taking a restorative nap in the middle of a meeting and nailing cognitive exams, when Donald Trump talks health, you should listen. Cut to this week when Trump […] The post Donald Trump said a “friend” tried Ozempic but he just got fatter, and this “friend” can only be one of two people appeared first on The Poke.

Thousands of people came out in the cold in cities across Denmark and Greenland on Saturday to protest against Donald Trump’s demands that Greenland become US territory. Trump responded in one of the only ways he knows how, announcing that tariffs will be imposed on European countries that oppose his plan. This means goods from […] The post People in Denmark and Greenland staged huge protests against Donald Trump, and this one brutally funny sign probably spoke for an entire continent appeared first on The Poke.

In a long career of mockable moments, it looks like Donald Trump’s acceptance of a second-hand Nobel Prize from Venezuelan Peace laureate, María Corina Machado, might just be one of his most enduring low/high points. Jokes, memes and AI-generated pictures about Trump stealing or accepting prizes he didn’t earn or deserve have dominated social media […] The post It seems the world might never tire of mocking Trump’s sloppy seconds Nobel Prize – 32 memes and jokes uniting nations in glee appeared first on The Poke.

Sir Tony Blair, former British prime minister and co-architect of the Iraq War that has killed hundreds of thousands of Middle Eastern people, has been named to Gaza’s new “Board of Peace”. Donald Trump created what he called the “Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place” to oversee reconstruction and […] The post Tony Blair has been appointed to Gaza’s ‘Board of Peace’ by Trump, and the irony meter just exploded into a million pieces appeared first on The Poke.

Nigel Farage makes no secret of the fact that he’s for sale on Cameo should you want him to record a personalised message for you or someone else. And all for the cost of between £78 to £100. Cut to this week when Farage filmed this Cameo – but it turns out it was a […] The post Nigel Farage was tricked into filming a Cameo video tribute to paedophile singer Ian Watkins, and said ‘thanks for the money’ when he found out appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump likes to think he’s up there with some of the most famous names in world history. It’s one of the many, deeply insecure and narcissistic reasons he’s so obsessed with winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Well, with yesterday’s extraordinary spectacle of Venezuelan Nobel Peace laureate, María Corina Machado, giving Trump her Nobel medal, […] The post Donald Trump and a notorious Nazi propagandist are the only ones to accept a second-hand Nobel Prize, and the rest is history appeared first on The Poke.

Such is the state of White House press conferences these days that we’ve long been harking back to the relatively halcyon days (not really) of Sean Spicer during Donald Trump’s first term in charge. Remember him? Cut back to the present days, where at the same press conference where Karoline Leavitt verbally attacked a reporter […] The post The White House ‘press conference’ just hit a new low with the entrance, stage right, of Riley Gaines (and her baby) – 13 totally on-point responses appeared first on The Poke.

Love hurts. Especially when the person you love decides to love someone else instead. The ultimate shot to the heart is a cheating partner. There’s no good to way find out you’ve been betrayed, but there are levels to this pain. Redditor u/hackerfilth recently put out this spicy question: People who found out their partner […] The post These people shared the worst way to find out you’re being cheated on and being single sounds pretty nice right about now appeared first on The Poke.

If you really want to know what it’s like being in America right now, then just go ask the man in the street. Specifically, ask this man who was so outraged by what he saw going on in Minnesota that he left his ‘cushy home’ to take to the streets to something – anything! – […] The post This Minneapolis man’s rant about the state of Trump’s America right now went wildly viral because he totally and utterly nails it appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump says what he feels and he feels truly awful, illegal, and immoral things. Case in point: Trump’s thoughts on elections. We shouldn’t have ’em! The President made this statement on the record this week. Here is the exact quote. Trump to Reuters about the midterm elections: “When you think of it, we shouldn’t […] The post Karoline Leavitt said Trump was ‘simply joking’ when he said America didn’t need elections – 15 essential responses that took it very seriously indeed appeared first on The Poke.