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Ant Middleton took time out this weekend from his potential campaign to be London mayor (even if he doesn’t know what the job entails) and sharing clearly fake AI videos to appear in an endorsement video with Reform UK’s candidate in next week’s Makerfield by-election, Robert Kenyon. “Great to have the endorsement of one of […] The post Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon happily accepted an endorsement from his “hero” Ant Middleton – 14 absolutely scathing reactions appeared first on The Poke.

It has been another tough week for Keir Starmer, with two ministerial resignations over what they see as the PM’s perceived weakness on defence spending. So you had to feel for Business Secretary, Peter Kyle, who had to face the press on Friday morning to shore up the PM. But, oh boy, did he get […] The post BBC presenter Naga Munchetty’s priceless face said it all as Labour’s Peter Kyle rabbited on about the greatness of a defence spending plan he hasn’t fully seen appeared first on The Poke.

It’s no secret that Nigel Farage has his eyes set on 10 Downing Street. But, as the Reform UK leader revealed to LBC’s Nick Ferrari this weekend, he doesn’t want the job for his sake, but for ours. What a selfless soul he is. "Right now, I'm the only person." Nigel Farage believes he's got […] The post Reform UK leader Nigel Farage said he’s “the only person” with enough “public rapport and courage” to be prime minister – 15 reactions that see right through his guff appeared first on The Poke.

The 2026 World Cup is in full swing, and day 2 delivered one of the first viral gold moments of the tournament. On Friday evening, Fox News Sports’ was previewing the match between Canada and Bosnia and Herzegovina, hosted by Rebecca Lowe, with punditry from Thierry Henry, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and former US footballer Alexi Lalas. […] The post This US World Cup pundit calling James Corden a very NSFW insult on live TV was already hilarious, but Thierry Henry’s reaction made it all the better appeared first on The Poke.

There happens to be one thing more disturbing than the claims that come out of Donald Trump’s mouth daily, and that is the confidence with which he makes these declarations. Hearing him spout this nonsense on a daily basis has made us immune to the fact that he has absolutely no idea what he is […] The post Donald Trump proudly declared that electric boats sink because the batteries are too heavy and was schooled to the Mariana Trench and back appeared first on The Poke.

The only thing more disturbing than how much Donald Trump loves himself is how much his political allies say they love him. While disturbing declarations of loyalty pop up all over the Capitol on a daily basis, this most recent example might take the cake for most batshit crazy. Troy Nehls has hitched his wagon […] The post A Maga said Donald Trump must have been born ‘a very special baby’ and sent people totally gaga appeared first on The Poke.

America has a lot of pride. Historic moments in the nation’s history sit at the top of mind for the most patriotic citizens and politicians. The Civil Rights Movement. The Moon Landing. The End of the Cold War. And now… two guys in shorts punching and kicking each other’s faces until one of them falls […] The post Marco Rubio compared the Ultimate Fighting Championship to the moon landing and was owned into outer space and back appeared first on The Poke.

The signature appointee to a position of power within the Donald Trump administration must display one quality above all: complete and total submission to all of his stupidest desires. Front and center today is Secretary of the Interior, Doug Burgum. Many people described Burgum as a potential rational voice within the chaos of Trump’s second […] The post Trump’s conservation ‘expert’ said wind turbines are a national security threat and the internet was blown away by his stupidity appeared first on The Poke.

Turns out Donald Trump knows as much about the sea as he does air, land and everything else. Specifically, lobsters, and the especially delicious Maine Lobsters which the president said people have to travel all the way to Japan to eat because of, well, stuff. Imagine! Japan! Trump lies that before he came around, “you […] The post Donald Trump said you had to go to Japan to get America’s finest lobster and this fisherman’s A++ response was simply cracking appeared first on The Poke.

Matty Jordan, a project manager with New Zealand’s Antarctic Program, went massively viral in 2023, after sharing what happened when he tried to pour a can of Coke in -57 degree temperatures. @mattykjordan I tried to pour a can of coca cola in Antarctica. It was -57°c and it turns out im having frozen coke […] The post This video of what happens to a Coke at 57 degrees below zero is probably the coolest thing you’ll see today appeared first on The Poke.