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This weekend, Donald Trump has provided us with a rich seam of terrifying and hilarious (they usually go hand in hand when it comes to him) quotes and news moments. First, there was his reading aloud of a note that Marco Rubio handed him that was meant to be private during a meeting with the […] The post Donald Trump said Greenland doesn’t own the land “just because they landed a boat there 500 years ago” and the irony meter just exploded appeared first on The Poke.

The outrageous killing of Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis last week continues to send shockwaves throughout the US. Amid rising protests and condemnation, one man has gone viral online for his confrontation with ICE officers on the streets of the Minnesota city. Wearing a Vietnam Veterans cap and the most fabulous fur coat, the man […] The post A man in a Vietnam veteran cap and an amazing fur coat confronted ICE goons in Minneapolis – 16 people thanking this stylish legend for his service appeared first on The Poke.

Say what you like what Donald Trump – and there’s little left to be said anymore – but nobody can deny he’s totally focused on the job. Take this meeting with the oil industry the other day, where he held a roundtable press conference to convince companies like ExxonMobil and Chevron to invest in Venezuela’s […] The post Trump wandered away from a meeting with oil bosses to stare out a window and ramble about ballroom construction – 20 unforgettable reactions appeared first on The Poke.

Look, parenting is hard. There’s no avoiding that fact. It seems, though, that some adjust easier to the role than others. Take Justin Murphy, a writer and former professor, based in Austin, Texas. This week, he issued a long post on Twitter about his parenting his 4-year-old is starting to make him “fear for my […] The post This dad says he doesn’t like being around kids and only wants to parent his children for 10 minutes a day – 17 responses that hit the motherlode appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump, as he likes to tell you, is the sharpest mind in politics. Totally focused on the job. Comfortable multi-tasking and concentrating on more than one important topic at a time – especially when he’s just taken over another whole country and his sights on another. His mental acuity and old age-defying skills were […] The post Marco Rubio passed Trump a private note during a Venezuela oil meeting, but Trump read it out loud to everyone – 20 responses worth sharing with a crowd appeared first on The Poke.

The US vice president, JD Vance, has been a very public and vocal defender of the reprehensible killing by an ICE officer of Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis this week – despite, or perhaps because of all the video evidence showing that the victim posed no threat. So, when Vance posted on Twitter/X his case […] The post This absolutely brutal tweet reply to JD Vance is so vividly insulting that it might just make you feel sorry for the US vice president appeared first on The Poke.

It’s amazing the difference just one letter can make. America’s neighbors to the north just put the United States to shame with a spot-on spoof of ICE. The Twitter feed @AntiTrumpCanada dropped a video showing what it would be like if ICE agents were actually NICE agents. And it’s a proper thing of wonder. N.I.C.E. […] The post This pitch perfect Canadian spoof of Donald Trump’s ICE is the touch of joy your soul deserves after the longest week appeared first on The Poke.

As federal agents charge through America’s cities shooting innocent citizens/eliminating dangerous leftwing revolutionaries (delete as applicable) Donald Trump has peace on his mind. More specifically, peace prizes. No, not the pretend football one, the Big One. The President continues to harp on how many wars he’s stopped — by his count, that’s eight and a […] The post Donald Trump says he’d accept a hand me down Nobel Peace Prize from Machado and these 16 replies won’t give peace a chance appeared first on The Poke.

It’s becoming quite clear that this current White House administration really needs a lesson in reading the room. One of the President’s most loyal lackeys, press secretary Karoline Leavitt, stormed up to her pulpit yesterday to admonish the media about who is really to blame for an ICE agent shooting dead a 37 y/o mother […] The post Karoline Leavitt blamed a ‘sinister left-wing movement’ for the fatal shooting in Minneapolis as the White House lowers the bar to below sea level appeared first on The Poke.

The White House continues to respond to the fatal shooting of a 37 y/o mother in Minneapolis in the most heartless manner possible. Instead of acknowledging and mourning the death of an American killed on camera after dropping off her son at school, the Administration appears intent on spinning yarns to shield its own from […] The post JD Vance wants you to pray for the ICE agent who shot a Minneapolis mum, just in case you were wondering where his priorities are right now appeared first on The Poke.