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As the possibility of the US taking Greenland by force escalates by the hour, the White House sent Propaganda Barbie into the briefing room to field questions with her unyielding loyalty to the Maga party line. Karoline Leavitt, to give her her proper name, seemed extremely tense when asked about developments in Venezuela, now that […] The post Karoline Leavitt described Venezuela as “a country within the United States”, and Geography entered the chat – 19 continent-sized facepalms appeared first on The Poke.

US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – RFK Jr. – is shaking up the American diet, widely acknowledged to be particularly unhealthy. His new dietary guidelines for Americans take a different view of the food pyramid, pushing a more 1950s approach to food, shying away from the ultra-processed foods that are known to cause […] The post RFK Jr. reported that Trump has ordered an end to obesity, and the internet said the quiet part out loud – 17 tasty takedowns appeared first on The Poke.

The start of a new year is a popular time to pick up a new hobby. But if you’re in the market for one, choose carefully. That’s because, sadly, it seems that lots of hobbies are filled with people you wouldn’t want to hang out with normally. To help you steer clear of the worst […] The post People have been debating which hobbies attract the biggest douchebags – 17 pastimes populated by the worst of the worst appeared first on The Poke.

January 6, 2021 was one of the most embarrassing and depressing days in American history. Naturally, Donald Trump thinks it’s all just another attempt to make him look bad. Which brings us to the current White House’s just released new “official timeline” of January 6th, which completely exonerates Trump, his followers, and the “peaceful protest” […] The post The White House put out a new ‘official’ timeline of the January 6th Capitol Riots and any resemblance to Trump fan fiction is entirely intentional appeared first on The Poke.

In the world of work, appearances can be everything. So long as the front of house looks good then everyone’s happy. As we all know though, appearances can be deceiving. Seemingly smooth-running operations usually rely on behind-the-scenes chaos, which prompted Redditor PiNK_PUSSY69420 to find out more by asking: ‘People who work in ‘behind-the-scenes’ jobs (hotels, […] The post People have been sharing the behind the scenes secrets of their profession – 17 eye-opening insights from the coalface appeared first on The Poke.

Is there a doctor in the house? And do they take insurance? Actually, check that. Just make sure they take solid gold bars and everything will be fine. Sound reasonable? It does to the President of the United States. Nothing else would explain Donald Trump’s recent take on health care, a system that he has […] The post Donald Trump shared his opinion on health care and it’s the clearest indication yet he doesn’t care about anyone but himself – 17 clinical comebacks appeared first on The Poke.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, you can’t deny he’s a great con man. He’s twice figured out how to get more than half of the United States to vote for him as President. But this might be his best job yet at motivating people to get off the couch and vote. Trump: “You […] The post Donald Trump just tried to motivate his supporters to vote and as epic self-owns go this was a hands-down winner appeared first on The Poke.

While we wait to find out which country Donald Trump will invade next, Andrew Tate’s been having a long, hard think about America’s capture of the Venezuelan president and it’s apparent determination to do something similar with Greenland. And while it might be the hardest four minute or so listen in your lives, it’s (almost) […] The post Andrew Tate bigged up America’s ‘efficient imperialism’ in Venezuela and ended up battered – 13 imperial grade comebacks appeared first on The Poke.

If there’s one things humans love, it’s piling unnecessary pressure on ourselves to achieve things that are ultimately pointless. And it’s a trait that has been supercharged by social media and the constant comparisons we now make with each other. But, honestly, are these so-called wins ever worth the bother, once you’ve got a basic […] The post ‘What’s the most overrated ‘adult goal’ people chase?’ – 23 ‘achievements’ that definitely aren’t worth the stress appeared first on The Poke.

Houses. They’re difficult and expensive to buy or rent, and once you’re living in one, you’ve got to shell out a load more cash to decorate and furnish them. However, there are some easy things you can buy or do to make your house a cosy home, which won’t break the bank. They’ve been chatting […] The post ‘What’s a cheap quality-of-life improvement you made in your house?’ – 21 simple things that will transform your living space appeared first on The Poke.