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Trump’s builders have started tearing down part of the White House to make way for his golden ballroom, and people are appalled – 29 furious reactions
21 October 2025 @ 4:52 am
Just a few months ago, Donald Trump announced plans for what will be the first major structural work on the White House since Richard Nixon had an indoor pool filled in and converted the space to what is now the briefing room. Trump’s addition is a 90,000 square foot golden (obvs) ballroom, which he claims […]
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JD Vance sprang to the defence of Pete Hegseth’s ‘Russia flag’ tie and was owned all the way to Men’s Warehouse and back
20 October 2025 @ 4:04 pm
Give credit where it’s due, the White House sticks up for its own. Even when they’re blatantly wrong. Pete Hegseth was present for the White House’s most recent visit with Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. While letting a war mongering animal like Hegseth into that meeting is a questionable decision in the first place, what really […]
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Donald Trump appeared taken aback that a female reporter had the temerity to ask him a proper question and it was sexism first, America last
20 October 2025 @ 3:43 pm
The President of the United States, who has built an entire (completely false) reputation on vowing to make America great again, recently decided it was a good idea to talk down to a reporter in a sexist dismissal of a very legitimate question. Taking questions aboard Air Force One, Donald Trump got huffy when he […]
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JD Vance was asked why he wanted to be Vice President and his answer was as damning as it was totally on-brand
20 October 2025 @ 3:10 pm
The current Administration, from the top on down, really cares about one thing and one thing only: helping the people of the United States of America serving Donald Trump. It’s evident from how they all act and now it’s evident based on the word of the Vice President, JD Vance. Here is the sitting VP […]
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‘What song lyrics irrationally irritate you?’ – 23 pop music lyrics that really, really get on your humps
20 October 2025 @ 2:29 pm
As people living in the year 2025 we are blessed to have access to approximately 75 years of incredible pop music, from the Beatles to Chappell Roan. The downside of this, however, is an awful lot of dreck was released alongside the good stuff, and some of the bad music had even worse lyrics (yes, […]
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Magas trolled the ‘No Kings’ protestors for basically behaving themselves and it was a self-own visible from space – 14 right royal comebacks
20 October 2025 @ 2:21 pm
No Kings rallies popped up all over the United States over the weekend. Americans looking to voice their opposition to a President behaving like a dictator organized in groups with signs and chants and all of the usual bells and whistles of a political protest. They were peaceful, pointed, and orderly. This apparently ruffled some […]
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The Guy Who Decides Cricket bowled us all over with his accurate description of the frankly baffling rules
20 October 2025 @ 1:52 pm
As Jimmy Giggles, Australian comedian Jimmy Rees used to chat to an owl on children’s TV, but has more recently made content aimed at older viewers. He went viral with his The Guy Who Decides Packaging sketch, which was funny because it’s true, and has hilariously tackled many other topics in the same way since […]
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An ultra Maga said men who went to the anti-Trump ‘no kings’ protests had to ‘hand in their man card’ and this A++ response hit the rest out the park
20 October 2025 @ 12:35 pm
We weren’t overly familiar with Conservative influencer ‘Gunther Eagleman’ but now we can’t stop thinking about him. Eagelman – who describes himself as ‘Political Commentator – America First – MAGA – Christian’ on Twitter – took to the social media platform with a message for men attending the anti-Trump ‘no kings’ protests all the way […]
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A Little Englander said British food was so much better than ‘foreign slop’ and was joyously owned into next year – 23 simply delicious comebacks
20 October 2025 @ 11:39 am
Like us you might not have come across Jess Gill before. As well as being the founder and director of ‘Women Safety UK’ she also an especially proud patriot who ‘stands for liberty and loving my country’. Especially, it seems, what she sees as her country’s cuisine, as she embarked on a bit of a […]
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Tommy Robinson didn’t want to ‘get all political’ on his Israel visit but he did anyway and got schooled into next year
20 October 2025 @ 11:04 am
Tommy Robinson – or Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, to use his proper name – took time out from organising protest marches and turning up in court to visit Israel. We know this because he hasn’t stopped wanging on about it on Twitter, and appears to be doing his best to come across as the world’s worst travelogue […]
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