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Jake Paul got a broken jaw as Anthony Joshua absolutely pummelled him – 22 punchiest and most satisfying responses

22 December 2025 @ 12:21 pm

It’s not kind to revel in another human’s pain and humiliation. But in the case of Jake Paul, we’re willing to make an exception. The social media star lasted until the sixth round, when Joshua floored him with a right punch that left Jake with a jaw broken in two places. Paul shared this after. […] The post Jake Paul got a broken jaw as Anthony Joshua absolutely pummelled him – 22 punchiest and most satisfying responses appeared first on The Poke.

‘What screams “I peaked in high school” without saying it directly?’ – 17 signs it’s all been downhill since graduation

22 December 2025 @ 12:13 pm

For some people, school was a terrifying slog where you kept your head down in order to survive. For others, it was the best time of their life and they’re still clinging onto those glory days. If you’re not sure which camp you belong in, a question set by randomzy876 should clarify things. That’s because […] The post ‘What screams “I peaked in high school” without saying it directly?’ – 17 signs it’s all been downhill since graduation appeared first on The Poke.

People shared the jokes they can’t tell because they can’t stop laughing – 20 absolute crackers

22 December 2025 @ 12:02 pm

A Redditor named u/Less-Wind-8270 went to r/AskReddit looking for laughs. ‘What is the joke that you can’t tell people, because you die of laughter?’ They added – “Mine would be: A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock on his door. He opens the door and sees a snail in the porch. […] The post People shared the jokes they can’t tell because they can’t stop laughing – 20 absolute crackers appeared first on The Poke.

‘What’s the most petty but hilarious thing someone you know has done?’ – 21 people who went the extra mile for a tiny grudge

22 December 2025 @ 11:55 am

As the old saying doesn’t go: revenge is a dish best served small. If you’ve ever been so infuriated by a pretty minor slight, and wanted to rectify it in an equally as minor way, you’ll enjoy this story which Gregoryr94 posted on the AskUK subreddit: ‘What’s the most petty but hilarious thing you or […] The post ‘What’s the most petty but hilarious thing someone you know has done?’ – 21 people who went the extra mile for a tiny grudge appeared first on The Poke.

This woman’s epic takedown of an old classmate who sent her a shockingly explicit picture will always earn top marks

22 December 2025 @ 10:48 am

We’ve featured no end of idiot men on these pages being given exactly the treatment they deserve, and this one is from the very top drawer. Except in this case, ‘idiot men’ doesn’t even begin to cover it. It’s someone called Tamira who went viral back in the day after they shared a long exchange […] The post This woman’s epic takedown of an old classmate who sent her a shockingly explicit picture will always earn top marks appeared first on The Poke.

‘What’s something you completely changed your mind about?’ – 21 people who did a total 180 on something they’d previously disliked

22 December 2025 @ 10:42 am

Being stubborn, inflexible and utterly unable to see another side of an argument is something an awful lot of humans are prone to, however much we like to claim otherwise. But sometimes, we are heroically able to shift our opinion on an issue. Sometimes. They’ve been chatting about this on the AskUK subreddit after user […] The post ‘What’s something you completely changed your mind about?’ – 21 people who did a total 180 on something they’d previously disliked appeared first on The Poke.

‘Future London mayor’ Ant Middleton totally fell for this ‘immigrant’ nonsense and he really is one for the birds

22 December 2025 @ 10:22 am

Former SAS: Who Dares Wins presenter turned London mayoral hopeful Ant Middleton has been hard at work on Twitter again. The Dubai-loving former special forces soldier – ‘Future Mayor of London’ according to his Twitter bio – is outraged that migrants in Newport have been stealing geese to eat. FFS! ‍♂️ https://t.co/QxglI8mo3j — Ant Middleton […] The post ‘Future London mayor’ Ant Middleton totally fell for this ‘immigrant’ nonsense and he really is one for the birds appeared first on The Poke.

Nigel Farage said a ban on trail hunting was ‘authoritarian control freakery’ gone mad and showed himself up to be the utter hunt he is – 17 savage clapbacks

22 December 2025 @ 9:46 am

Never let it be said that Nigel Farage isn’t in touch with what people all over the country are talking about on their doorstep and down the pub. That’s right, the Reform UK leader is up in arms that Labour is planning to put trail hunting as part of its new animal welfare strategy. Trail […] The post Nigel Farage said a ban on trail hunting was ‘authoritarian control freakery’ gone mad and showed himself up to be the utter hunt he is – 17 savage clapbacks appeared first on The Poke.

SNL’s hilariously 18-certificate ‘alternative ending’ to Home Alone is the funniest 3-minute Christmas movie you’ll watch all season

22 December 2025 @ 9:25 am

The debate about the best Christmas movie can surely end here. Okay so it’s only three minutes long so it doesn’t really count – it’s a sketch, not a movie – but this is so good it will surely brook no debate. It’s Saturday Night Live’s 18-certificate take on Home Alone, with Ariana Grande in […] The post SNL’s hilariously 18-certificate ‘alternative ending’ to Home Alone is the funniest 3-minute Christmas movie you’ll watch all season appeared first on The Poke.

Andrew Tate tried to put a positive spin on his humiliating boxing ring return and was gloriously owned into next year

22 December 2025 @ 8:56 am

Andrew Tate returned to the boxing ring for something called ‘Misfits Mania’ – no, us neither – in Dubai and it’s fair to say it didn’t end well for the clown prince of the toxic manosphere. His bout with reality TV star and much else besides Chase DeMoor ended in ingnominious defeat for Tate and […] The post Andrew Tate tried to put a positive spin on his humiliating boxing ring return and was gloriously owned into next year appeared first on The Poke.