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Garron Noone reacted to the astronomical price of turkey as only he could – with hilariously ‘fowl’ language

21 November 2025 @ 6:54 am

Singer and TikTok star Garron Noone is not a man to hold his tongue when he has something to say, and he’s not afraid to pepper his comments with the odd swearword or ten. He found good cause for a rant when he spotted the price of M&S Christmas food. Check it out. @garron_music ♬ […] The post Garron Noone reacted to the astronomical price of turkey as only he could – with hilariously ‘fowl’ language appeared first on The Poke.

Trump’s press secretary says he called a reporter ‘Piggy’ because he’s frank, open and honest – 22 frank, open and brutally honest reactions (NSFW)

21 November 2025 @ 5:49 am

Despite Donald Trump’s despicable record of addressing women in the most disrespectful terms, when he snapped “Quiet, Piggy!” at Bloomsberg’s Catherine Lucey, it seemed like a new low. SHOCKING: In a disgusting moment, Trump shouted personal insults at a reporter asking him about incriminating evidence in the Epstein files, shouting "Quiet! Quiet Piggy." The President […] The post Trump’s press secretary says he called a reporter ‘Piggy’ because he’s frank, open and honest – 22 frank, open and brutally honest reactions (NSFW) appeared first on The Poke.

You can almost pinpoint the moment this flat-earther’s theories broke the interviewer’s brain

20 November 2025 @ 8:47 pm

We’ve all watched as The Good Liars – Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler – hear some of the most ridiculous theories ever, such as about how great guns are or why equal marriage is against the Bible. In this interview, a Flat-Earther’s theory about the Sun – or suns – slightly broke Jason’s brain – […] The post You can almost pinpoint the moment this flat-earther’s theories broke the interviewer’s brain appeared first on The Poke.

This may not be the most elegant cricket catch of the century, but it gets full marks for originality

20 November 2025 @ 8:18 pm

A KCSA Calicut versus KPA 123 cricket match in in the Kerala Premier League was the setting for the Catch of the Year 2023. KCSA batsman K. Abhilash came unstuck courtesy of a one-in-a-million catch by wicket-keeper Muhammad Mammu. Watch what happened. We have a winner. This is the greatest wicket-keeper catch of all-time! [h/t […] The post This may not be the most elegant cricket catch of the century, but it gets full marks for originality appeared first on The Poke.

What is a lot less scary than people imagine? – 17 things that aren’t as terrifying as their reputation suggests

20 November 2025 @ 7:47 pm

Certain things in life, such as trips to the dentist and tax bills, are just as scary as you think they are. Other things… not so much. Perhaps it’s because certain people have phobias of things like snakes and heights, it’s easy to assume they are terrifying. But according to the answers to this question […] The post What is a lot less scary than people imagine? – 17 things that aren’t as terrifying as their reputation suggests appeared first on The Poke.

Elon Musk says that AI will ‘eliminate poverty’ and ‘make everyone wealthy’ – these 17 genuinely intelligent replies beg to differ

20 November 2025 @ 4:51 pm

Elon Musk has more money than anyone on Earth (and Mars, presumably). So we should take him at his word when he says he’s got a plan to make us all rich, right? If he can generate that much wealth, surely he not only knows how to make the rest of us rich, but he’d […] The post Elon Musk says that AI will ‘eliminate poverty’ and ‘make everyone wealthy’ – these 17 genuinely intelligent replies beg to differ appeared first on The Poke.

This school pupil’s A++ note after a car was damaged by their bus driver in a ‘hit and run’ just gets better and better

20 November 2025 @ 4:11 pm

Here’s a rather fabulous thing that has just gone viral on Reddit and very possibly not for the first time either. It’s a note left by a school pupil for the driver of a car that was reportedly hit by the driver of their school bus, and it just gets better and better. ‘A 6th […] The post This school pupil’s A++ note after a car was damaged by their bus driver in a ‘hit and run’ just gets better and better appeared first on The Poke.

Pam Bondi’s expression trying to avoid talking Epstein is one thing but the look on Kash Patel’s face is simply next level

20 November 2025 @ 3:46 pm

Pam Bondi and her band of bumbling law enforcement officials thought it’d be a good idea to step out in front of the media and explain where the Epstein Files investigation stands right now. It was all downhill from there. The U.S. Attorney General isn’t exactly known for her honesty when it comes to sharing […] The post Pam Bondi’s expression trying to avoid talking Epstein is one thing but the look on Kash Patel’s face is simply next level appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump told his audience he always liked to be modest and what followed next was simply wild (even for him)

20 November 2025 @ 3:19 pm

Donald Trump loves to hear about how great he is. He has surrounded himself with Yes men and women who are constantly praising him to his face, on his favorite news networks, and on social media. And when that’s still not enough fuel to keep his ever-expanding ego throbbing at full speed? Well, he’ll just […] The post Donald Trump told his audience he always liked to be modest and what followed next was simply wild (even for him) appeared first on The Poke.

Trump’s transport secretary said air travel would be so much better if only people dressed nicer – 15 business class comebacks

20 November 2025 @ 1:58 pm

Sean Duffy is the US Transportation Secretary because he once competed on an MTV show called Road Rules Challenge. Or something like that. In any case, he’s here to take on one of the biggest transportation issues plaguing the United States right now, which is the sorry state of airline travel. If you’ve visited an […] The post Trump’s transport secretary said air travel would be so much better if only people dressed nicer – 15 business class comebacks appeared first on The Poke.