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To the White House, where Donald Trump has been begging up the benefits of Diet Coke, sorry, whole milk, because what Americans need right now is more fat in their diet, right? We mention it because the American president felt the need to clarify the spelling of ‘whole’ in ‘whole milk’ and it said so […] The post Donald Trump had to clarify the spelling of ‘whole milk’ and it said so much more about him than it did anyone else – 13 full fat responses appeared first on The Poke.

Spoilers ahead. Don’t blame us if you haven’t seen Wednesday’s episode yet. We’re nearing the end of season 4 of the Traitors UK, and it’s not like any season before it. Fiona’s kamikaze Traitor-on-Traitor violence seems to have inspired a Faithful to become similarly melodramatic, and it all kicked off when three contestants won the […] The post The 21 best and funniest Traitors reactions and memes – with massive spoilers appeared first on The Poke.

Elon Musk, the man hailed as a genius by his devoted fans – which includes Liz Truss, Andrew Tate, and himself – has an appalling record of making grandiose tech predictions that simply crash and burn …almost literally. Elon Musk’s core skill isn’t engineering, but being a hype machine that drives the stock of the […] The post “Don’t go to medical school!” – Elon Musk predicts AI robots will make human surgeons ‘pointless’ within three years, and the chinny reckon is visible from space appeared first on The Poke.

As the masked agents of Ice and Border Patrol continue to cause chaos on the streets of the US, people have been begging the politicians to take action. “.. Federal agents grab a woman to drag her away from her car, days after an ICE agent fatally shot Renee Nicole Good, in Minneapolis, Minnesota.” @reuters.com […] The post A Democratic congressman wants to force Ice agents to wear QR codes as ID, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world – 18 unconvinced reactions appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump is a man of the (extremely rich) people. Nowhere is that more apparent than in his never ending (and probably never fulfilled) promises to bring more jobs back to American manufacturing. Which makes his recent trip to a Detroit, MI auto plant curious. Here’s the President talking about all of the new jobs […] The post Donald Trump argued robots will save the American auto industry and his human supporters would like a quiet word appeared first on The Poke.

There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, according to Paul Simon, but there are at least ten times as many reasons for wanting to. Some relationships never reach the break-up stage in the first place, however, and a question on the /TwoXChromosomes forum, posted by u/emilydoom teased out why that might be. “What’s […] The post ‘What’s the dumbest way a guy has ruined his chances with you?’ 19 dating disasters appeared first on The Poke.

It’s hard to argue with the fact that Donald Trump isn’t exactly doing a bang-up job running America. And yet it’s still refreshing to hear a fellow politician say so out loud. Enter California Congressman, Ted Lieu, who took time out of his press conference to rip Trump’s performance. Ted Lieu: “The reason Acting President […] The post This Congressman attacked Donald Trump in language he can actually understand and the Maga fury it prompted showed he totally hit the target appeared first on The Poke.

Like us, you probably haven’t heard of Tricia McLaughlin. And, like us, you probably won’t be able to forget her after watching this. McLaughlin is the Homeland Security department’s assistant secretary of public affairs and here she is making her argument that Minnesota was in the grip of ‘ICE hysteria’ following the fatal triple shooting […] The post A Trump minion’s IQ shrinkingly idiotic argument about ‘ICE hysteria’ didn’t even make it to the first hurdle, let alone fall at it appeared first on The Poke.

He’s done it again. When we weren’t watching, Donald Trump must’ve drilled a hole to the core of the earth, because it’s not possible to stoop lower than this. The current American President mocked Joe Biden at a speech recently, performing a theatrical cough — ya know, because Biden has cancer — and the room […] The post If ever a 9-second clip could nail the true ghastliness of Donald Trump and his White House then it’s surely this appeared first on The Poke.

There’s only one thing sweeter than good old-fashioned revenge and that’s when it’s petty revenge. And the pettier the better! And they don’t come much better than these, 17 of the finest examples of petty revenge as collected by the good people of BoredPanda Go! 1. (via) 2. ‘My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And […] The post Simply 17 examples of the most fabulously satisfying ‘petty revenge’ to make your day better appeared first on The Poke.