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White supremacist Nick Fuentes said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote and was owned straight back into his mom’s basement

9 December 2025 @ 5:19 pm

Live streamer Nick Fuentes is everything that’s wrong with the media, the Maga movement, and the American man right now. He’s a triple threat to society. His latest viral appearance doubled down on everything that makes him so hateable. Not only does Fuentes hate women, he doesn’t respect them enough to let them have a […] The post White supremacist Nick Fuentes said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote and was owned straight back into his mom’s basement appeared first on The Poke.

House speaker Mike Johnson claimed Donald Trump works 21 hours a day – 15 timely clapbacks definitely worth clocking

9 December 2025 @ 3:45 pm

Mike Johnson is the current Speaker of the House. He appears to have gotten to such a powerful position because can kiss the President’s rear end better than anyone else in the country. Case in point: Johnson was on Fox News and claimed that Donald Trump works 21 hours a day. VARNEY: Do you work […] The post House speaker Mike Johnson claimed Donald Trump works 21 hours a day – 15 timely clapbacks definitely worth clocking appeared first on The Poke.

Two US Secretaries had a literal pull-up competition to fix airport delays and there were no winners (except for these 17 spot-on replies)

9 December 2025 @ 3:18 pm

U.S. Secretary of Transportation, Sean Duffy, and U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., are here to fix everything wrong with air travel in the United States. And they’re going to do it one pull-up at a time. The two bro-iest members of President Trump’s Administration continue to prove they are […] The post Two US Secretaries had a literal pull-up competition to fix airport delays and there were no winners (except for these 17 spot-on replies) appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump bragging about his farmer bailout turned into an embarrassing self-own before he even finished his sentence

9 December 2025 @ 3:10 pm

When you create a horrible problem and then devise an inefficient and expensive solution to that same problem you created, you’re not allowed to brag about it. Unless you’re the President of the United States. Then you host a press conference about the whole ordeal to pat yourself on the back. Donald Trump met with […] The post Donald Trump bragging about his farmer bailout turned into an embarrassing self-own before he even finished his sentence appeared first on The Poke.

Somebody asked about people’s ‘unusual hobbies’ – 21 bizarre ways to use up your free time

9 December 2025 @ 1:55 pm

As humans we’re often quite generic in our habits, and that includes the things we choose as hobbies. You like gardening or Warhammer? So do several million other people. But occasionally you come across an outlier, someone who does something wildly different to everyone else, and that includes having a nice pastime. They’ve been chatting […] The post Somebody asked about people’s ‘unusual hobbies’ – 21 bizarre ways to use up your free time appeared first on The Poke.

Which British things are loved around the world that actual Brits cannot stand? – 17 puzzlingly popular exports

9 December 2025 @ 1:43 pm

Britain may have its problems, but it’s also created lots of things that are beloved around the world. Oddly enough though, even the things Brits are a bit embarrassed about have found a global audience too. Reddit user wheninrome5000 was curious to hear more about these cultural differences after meeting someone who – shock horror […] The post Which British things are loved around the world that actual Brits cannot stand? – 17 puzzlingly popular exports appeared first on The Poke.

Chris Barker’s fantastic Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages are coming to an end, but you can bid for exclusive, signed prints of all ten years. Here’s how

9 December 2025 @ 1:16 pm

As we announced a few weeks ago, Chris Barker’s run of heartbreaking, Sgt Pepper-themed tributes to celebrities who have passed away during the previous 12 months is ending. Here’s a reminder. #sgtpepper2024 v4 [image or embed] — christhebarker (@christhebarker.bsky.social) December 29, 2024 at 10:28 PM You can grab a memento of the viral internet phenomenon […] The post Chris Barker’s fantastic Sgt Pepper celebrity tribute montages are coming to an end, but you can bid for exclusive, signed prints of all ten years. Here’s how appeared first on The Poke.

‘What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?’ – 17 bugbears that aged like fine wine

9 December 2025 @ 12:58 pm

There are lots of terrible parts about growing up. Receding hairlines, losing teeth, and the constant need to earn money to name a few. However there are certain things about being an adult that are incredible, including things that used to be awful when you were younger. To find out which rubbish bits of being […] The post ‘What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?’ – 17 bugbears that aged like fine wine appeared first on The Poke.

What is the biggest mystery we still aren’t close to solving? – 17 puzzling parts of existence we’re no closer to understanding

9 December 2025 @ 12:54 pm

Thanks to our intelligence and ingenuity, humans have unravelled some of the biggest mysteries of the world. But even though we’ve unravelled the secrets of DNA and figured out our place in the universe, there are still plenty of puzzling questions we don’t have an answer for. To get to the bottom of life’s cold […] The post What is the biggest mystery we still aren’t close to solving? – 17 puzzling parts of existence we’re no closer to understanding appeared first on The Poke.

Andrew Tate suggested Piers Morgan had somehow been bested by white supremacist Nick Fuentes and Morgan’s AA++ comeback totally nailed it

9 December 2025 @ 11:52 am

To the Piers Morgan YouTube show now – no, stick with us – where the former Good Morning Britain presenter and much else besides was entertaining notorious 27-year-old white supremacist, Nick Fuentes. And Fuentes – misogynistic, racist, antisemitic – was just as charming as you’d imagine he’d be. The most salient moment of our entire […] The post Andrew Tate suggested Piers Morgan had somehow been bested by white supremacist Nick Fuentes and Morgan’s AA++ comeback totally nailed it appeared first on The Poke.