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When times are as crazy as they are right now, we often have to turn to satire to make sense of it all. Satirical journalist Jonathan Pie has had form lately in ripping into Donald Trump and his various stupid escapades – on Iran, on Venezuela and Greenland and on the Ukraine war. Now, Pie […] The post Jonathan Pie rips into Donald Trump’s peace deal with Iran, and it’s 5 brutally funny minutes of giving the US president the kicking he so richly deserves appeared first on The Poke.

With wearying predictability, little Tommy Robinson has intervened in the story about Katie Hopkins being booted out of an east London pub during the England World Cup game last week. We covered the story yesterday, but here’s the video again. Katie Hopkins was booted out of a pub in London during England’s World Cup match. […] The post Tommy Robinson said Katie Hopkins being kicked out of an east London pub means “Bethnal Green whites are a minority” – 14 NSFW responses putting Tommy Ten Names in his place appeared first on The Poke.

Let’s turn to Katie Hopkins now…no, wait come back! Video has emerged online of the controversial commentator being jeered and kicked out of a pub in east London during the England v Croatia World Cup match last Wednesday. Katie Hopkins was booted out of a pub in London during England’s World Cup match. pic.twitter.com/H3cJd5wWRR — […] The post Katie Hopkins was jeered and kicked out of a London pub during the England World Cup game, and now some people have found their new local appeared first on The Poke.

Never doubt that Trump-supporting MAGA bozos won’t keep finding new ways to embarrass themselves. Enter Nancy Mace. We’ve covered the Republican Congresswoman’s idiocy before – such as her grovelling bootlicking tweet about Donald Trump or her claim that things would be much worse in America if Joe Biden were still in charge. Well, this week, […] The post Bozo MAGA politician Nancy Mace said mice were being used for “transgender experiments” and it was a mortifying self-own for the ages appeared first on The Poke.

Time to check in on one of the funniest and stupidest Donald Trump stories of the week: his disastrous “upgrade” of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. All week we’ve been hearing and seeing stories of flourishing algae and peeling blue paint off the surface of the pool. >Give $14M no-bid contract to […] The post Donald Trump’s cleaning contractor for the disastrous Lincoln Memorial Pool renovation looks almost comically sketchy – 20 criminally funny reactions appeared first on The Poke.

The Trump Administration never lets facts get in the way of their narrative. So when JD Vance stepped up to the podium at the White House to explain the new peace deal between the United States and Iran, it was time to buckle up for some spin. The Vice President didn’t just massage the details […] The post JD Vance tried to compare Trump’s Iran deal to Obama’s and the pesky facts immediately turned it into a self-own for the ages appeared first on The Poke.

Time to play, “How low will JD Vance stoop today to kiss Donald Trump’s droopy orange ass?” The answer, apparently, is, “As low as it takes.” The Vice President continues to make the media rounds and spew some of the most inane nonsense an elected official has ever put out into the open. Much of […] The post JD Vance claims that Trump has the highest IQ of any US President in history – 17 smart ass takedowns appeared first on The Poke.

An unlikely postscript to the G7 conference. No, not Donald Trump’s ‘peace plan’ with Iran falling apart at the seams – that was entirely predictable – but a weird claim by the Trump that Italian PM Giorgia Meloni had ‘begged’ him for a picture with him. Here’s what Trump reportedly told an American broadcaster: ‘She […] The post Donald Trump claimed Giorgia Meloni ‘begged’ him for a selfie and the Italian PM’s blistering response had the entire internet cheering appeared first on The Poke.

The digital revolution has been a mixed bag. On the one hand, the option to work from home is great, but on the other, the internet has facilitated such an explosion of misinformation that the days of sharing nonsense and gossip round the water cooler seem truly enlightened. They’ve been chatting about the quibbly little […] The post ‘What’s a minor modern upgrade that you actually find incredibly inconvenient?’ – 22 things that did not need to be fiddled with appeared first on The Poke.

In 2022, as the fallout from the US Supreme Court overturning Roe v Wade and taking abortion rights back 50 years unfolded, a funny tribute account to Lake Superior posted something a bit more serious than usual. This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose. — Lake Superior (@LakeSuperior) June 24, 2022 […] The post Never forget the time an anti-woke Twitter troll got brutally owned by ‘Lake Superior’ appeared first on The Poke.