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Christmas is safely behind us for another year, but we’re still feeling the effects, and not in a good drunk-and-full-of-chocolate way. No, what we’re feeling is skint, and that elusive January pay day can’t come fast enough. In these unpleasantly frugal times, it seems everyone’s thoughts are turning to the money they could have saved […] The post ‘What was your worst impulse buy of 2025?’ – 22 people who really wish they’d saved their pennies appeared first on The Poke.

It’s not shocking anymore when Donald Trump lies. It’s just embarrassing. Especially when the lies are so transparent that anyone can unlock the truth lurking beneath his screams. Which brings us to the US President’s thoughts on the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump was posed a question about a letter that was leaked to the public […] The post Donald Trump explained why he doesn’t care about the Nobel Peace Prize and the chinny reckon was visible from the moon appeared first on The Poke.

For a man who spreads so much peace, Donald Trump can be awfully confrontational. Trump took time away from giving peace a chance to threaten the President of France, Emmanuel Macron. Macron’s offense? Not joining Trump’s completely made up on the spot “Board of Peace.” Q: Have you invited Putin to be on the Board […] The post Emmanuel Macron said ‘non’ to Donald Trump’s Board of Peace and the American president’s response was a lesson in conflict escalation appeared first on The Poke.

Over on TikTok, Tom Beales shared a video of a heartwarming scene captured back in 2019 in a Doncaster park. @tomspikeb ##dog##dogs##dogsoftiktok##funny##animals##heloveshisdog##fyp##foryoupage ♬ Disney Pictures Intro – Disney Pictures Just because the US looks like it’s about to implode and take us with them, doesn’t mean we can’t just watch cute animal videos and ignore […] The post This 13-second clip of a man giving his dog a ride at the playground remains one of the most wholesome things on the internet appeared first on The Poke.

Donald Trump’s approval ratings are basically sinking into the earth’s core. Yet so many of his political rivals seem to tap dance around his deplorable behavior and sit idly by as he takes a sledgehammer to the United States government. Then there’s Ed Davey. The leader of the Lib Dems has clearly had enough, so […] The post Ed Davey just broke America with his devastating takedown of Donald Trump and it had everyone cheering appeared first on The Poke.

The entire world, it seems, is waiting to find out on whether Donald Trump will follow through. Sorry, that should be follow through with his promise/threat to acquire/invade Greenland, with all the consequences that will have, not just for the people of Greenland but also Europe, Nato and the entire future world order. So no […] The post Simply 23 of the funniest and most brutally on-point tweets about Donald Trump right now appeared first on The Poke.

It can be a mixed blessing to be born to a famous parent, and that goes double if both parents are celebrities – especially when they’re Spice Girls and England football hero famous. The eldest child of David and Victoria Beckham, Brooklyn Peltz Beckham, has struggled to find his niche in life, trying out modelling, […] The post 18 funniest guesses at the mortifying ways Victoria might have hijacked Brooklyn Peltz Beckham’s first dance at his wedding appeared first on The Poke.

To the studios of BBC1’s Newsnight, were presenter Victoria Derbyshire was naturally discussing President Trump and what his next move will be in his apparently relentless determination to acquire/invade Greenland. Guests included Republican strategist Angie Wong, who we mention because of this particular Q&A which went mildly viral because it really does demonstrate how Trump’s […] The post Victoria Derbyshire deserves some sort of award for the restraint she shows in the face of this Maga apologist appeared first on The Poke.

Full disclosure – we hadn’t come across either Justin Waller or someone called Clavicular before (does Claviucular only have one name, like Arkwright from Open All Hours?) Best fwends with Andrew Tate, obviously, the pair have been stroking their proverbial chins on Twitter, explaining why they don’t go on dinner dates with women – at […] The post These ‘Alpha males’ said it’s a ‘waste of time and money’ going on a dinner date with a women – delicious comebacks to savour appeared first on The Poke.

In the millions of words being spoken about Donald Trump right now, we’re not sure we’re going to find anyone who puts it better than this. It’s a pensioner from Greenland – the Arctic territory over which Trump is drooling like a bulldog eyeing an especially juicy bone – who’s take on the American president […] The post This Greenland pensioner’s savage takedown of Donald Trump just went wildly viral and he’s the hero the world needs right now appeared first on The Poke.