Humour Archives - LINKSHEEP

Failed spy Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is finding freedom `difficult`. What is it with some people who don`t realise when to just shut the fuck up and be very, very grateful for what they`ve actually got? Solution? Easy: Fuck off back … Continue reading →

Average speed cameras

26 April 2024 @ 10:00 am

These cash cows are a pain in my arse, my daily commute takes me through a section of these yellow perils. Installed when road and junction improvements were happening, and set at the marvellous speed of 50mph. On a … Continue reading →

The Welsh Government

26 April 2024 @ 6:00 am

are retarded cunts. Check out this stupid shit in the link. They call it phaze 1 of trying to fuck up Cardiff, but I think they are really on phaze 8 or 9 already, because Cardiff and Wales is … Continue reading →

Cody Roberts

25 April 2024 @ 2:00 pm

An inbred twelve toe moron who’s mother is probably his sister. What has Cody Roberts done to incur the wrath of Odin you may ask? Well, Cody Roberts found a young, injured wolf that had been separated from its … Continue reading →

Fat Bottomed Girls of the UK

25 April 2024 @ 10:00 am

To quote Jane Austen, ‘it is a truth universally acknowledged that the country’s going to the fucking dogs’. She’s not wrong. On any index of anything, from health care to infrastructure to education, we’re way down the table. But just … Continue reading →

Lutfur Rahman (2)

25 April 2024 @ 6:00 am

At the risk of sounding like Hughie Green, opportunity knocks yet again for Paki parasites like ex solicitor, Leader of the “Aspire” party – God knows what they aspire too – Sharia Law, I suppose, and convicted electoral fraudster Raham. … Continue reading →

The Man Who Ran The Entire Length of Africa

24 April 2024 @ 2:00 pm

This ginger beardy virtue signalling cunt name of Russ Cook has run a thousand odd miles across Africa – well up the coast South Africa to Tunisia anyway and with a large team of supporters. For why? For Charidee … Continue reading →

Dead Pool [319]

24 April 2024 @ 11:29 am

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of Frank Field , Lord Field of Birkenhead who died in a London Care home last night aged 81 following an over decade long battle with prostate cancer. Field was elected as … Continue reading →

Owen Jones (25)

24 April 2024 @ 10:00 am

A well deserved cunting for one of our wall favourites, the Jones boy has been getting into hot water over comments during a debate with an Israeli journalist. This one (watch the clip) is absolutely mind boggling even for Owen … Continue reading →

Cunt or not a cunt

24 April 2024 @ 6:00 am

I’ll leave it to you good people to decide. This was brought to my attention by a friend who knows the wife of this cunt (now divorcing). To briefly summarise, this gentlemen is a handy man who, during the … Continue reading →

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Triggered Woke People and Eco Zealots Encouraged to Choose Euthanasia

26 April 2024 @ 10:03 am

SCUNTHORPE - England - A Labour think tank details its proposals for the government to introduce euthanasia for the entire British Isles. The post Triggered Woke People and Eco Zealots Encouraged to Choose Euthanasia appeared first on Daily Squib.

Rat Sadiq Khan Set to Win Again as Mayor of London

26 April 2024 @ 8:23 am

LONDON - England - The vile reign of rat Sadiq Khan as Mayor of London will probably continue, much to the detriment to safety and wealth. The post Rat Sadiq Khan Set to Win Again as Mayor of London appeared first on Daily Squib.

MI5 20 Years Too Late On Chinese Espionage at UK Universities?

26 April 2024 @ 7:22 am

OXFORD - England - The MI5 have finally got round to warning UK universities of Chinese espionage stealing crucial research. The post MI5 20 Years Too Late On Chinese Espionage at UK Universities? appeared first on Daily Squib.

Meghan Markle Sends Pint of Milk to 50 Celebrities

25 April 2024 @ 4:26 am

MONTECITO - USA - Meghan Markle has been busy milking and sending pints of the freshly squeezed milk to celebrities. The post Meghan Markle Sends Pint of Milk to 50 Celebrities appeared first on Daily Squib.

Illegal Migrant: “I want to go to Rwanda”

24 April 2024 @ 6:59 am

CALAIS - France - It seems that for many illegal migrants, being sent to Rwanda is not a deterrent in any way. The post Illegal Migrant: “I want to go to Rwanda” appeared first on Daily Squib.

Fly Sunak Airways One Way to Rwanda

23 April 2024 @ 9:08 am

LONDON - England - The House of Lords has passed the bill to Fly Sunak Airways One Way to Rwanda. The post Fly Sunak Airways One Way to Rwanda appeared first on Daily Squib.

Putin Appeaser Marjorie Taylor Greene to Move to Russia

22 April 2024 @ 5:58 am

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Putin appeaser Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to move to Russia and support the defeat of the West. The post Putin Appeaser Marjorie Taylor Greene to Move to Russia appeared first on Daily Squib.

SEO for Dummies: 4 Easy Ways to Improve

21 April 2024 @ 9:30 am

MANCHESTER - England - Anyone who has a web presence needs to know some SEO. Here are 4 SEO for dummies ways to improve. The post SEO for Dummies: 4 Easy Ways to Improve appeared first on Daily Squib.

Vote For a Socialist Sunak High Tax Nanny Big State or a Socialist Starmer High Tax Nanny Big State?

20 April 2024 @ 10:25 am

LONDON - England - A vote for Rishi Sunak is a vote for Keir Starmer in the coming election, where Labour are the same as the Tories. The post Vote For a Socialist Sunak High Tax Nanny Big State or a Socialist Starmer High Tax Nanny Big State? appeared first on Daily Squib.

Beyond Satire: Jews Could Be Arrested For Looking Jewish

20 April 2024 @ 4:10 am

LONDON - England - After an incident at a Palestinian protest, Jews could be arrested for looking Jewish by the police. The post Beyond Satire: Jews Could Be Arrested For Looking Jewish appeared first on Daily Squib.

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